Does size REALLY matter?

[parfait]

Hence the reason I sleep sandwiched between two "pussies" ev'ry damned night! ~sign~ is right!

Do you have the problem that the cat likes to sleep curled up right where you want to roll over onto in your sleep? I now wake up when I move in bed, even if the damn cat isn't there!

YES! But, I don't have a problem with my 8 lb girl cat who is afraid of air, she sits neatly and quietly in a cat bed on top of my bed in the corner. My problem is my 16lb Orange Tabby boy who will sleep anywhere else at night, but in the morning he MUST be near me when I wake up. When I state "near" I mean I either wake up with him sitting on top of one of my 50 lbs of middle-aged boobs that drips under my armpit when I roll on one side. OR, he'll plant his fat ass firmly on top of my chin with the back of his ass right at my face, I literally wake up looking the shape of a big M! OR, he out stretches one of his fat paws right into my nostril or between my lips which makes me wake up in a bit of a panic. Gotta love it.

No seriously - what?!

[AlteredDNA]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

So, I guess this is the part of the thread where all the insecure men on here start talking about how good they are in bed...



If you are REALLY good...there is no need to "talk" about it.

I agree, way TMI. Plus "the actual sex way down on the list for me" comment is nothing to brag about IMO. :

[Arianddu]

Hence the reason I sleep sandwiched between two "pussies" ev'ry damned night! ~sign~ is right!

Do you have the problem that the cat likes to sleep curled up right where you want to roll over onto in your sleep? I now wake up when I move in bed, even if the damn cat isn't there!

YES! But, I don't have a problem with my 8 lb girl cat who is afraid of air, she sits neatly and quietly in a cat bed on top of my bed in the corner. My problem is my 16lb Orange Tabby boy who will sleep anywhere else at night, but in the morning he MUST be near me when I wake up. When I state "near" I mean I either wake up with him sitting on top of one of my 50 lbs of middle-aged boobs that drips under my armpit when I roll on one side. OR, he'll plant his fat ass firmly on top of my chin with the back of his ass right at my face, I literally wake up looking the shape of a big M! OR, he out stretches one of his fat paws right into my nostril or between my lips which makes me wake up in a bit of a panic. Gotta love it.

No seriously - what?!

Big boobs aren't perky, dear.

[Deb]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

[Deb]

Nothing like getting that vapor action going and watching a woman's eyes roll into the back of her head.

Too funny! We were just talking about that a couple weeks ago. It is just as enticing to women, to watch her man's eye's roll back too. And were talking about this video........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0

The intense eye roll at @ 1:10 is probably one of the more subtly sexiest thing I've seen in a music video in a while. LOL the singer's not even that attractive. But that subtle visual is more sexy than a gratuitus hunks 6 pack abs or any kind of gratuitus music video nudity for that matter. Although I have NO clue what this video is about? Chickens running around?

I adore Kings of Leon and the lead singer's smoky voice, FABULOUS!

That video was also a bit "odd" for me, but I can get into some surrealism. I read Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis while in college and I swear I saw that roach/beetle guy in my dreams, yeesh! But I adored the book, disturbing, but a bit of disturbance is good for the brain, I think. Or, am I saying my brain is disturbed? Well, all I know is the KOL video can be interpreted however you choose, I suppose.

For instance, I saw the video as the tale of young white men singing about a great night of sex. It was so good one of the guys either had a wild dream or he was still hot from the sex he just had, eyeball rolling to the back of your head sex. He was so transfixed he could not help but masturbate during rehearsal. Then his band mates took a break from rehearsing to eat lunch which consisted of buckets of fried chicken prepared fresh for them. The guy was still so into it he did not realize his band mates were full from eating chicken and doing interpretive dance, showering and splashing in water while he masturbated until he climaxed.

Me too, but watch it I caught a lot of flack here for saying I liked his voice. Love their song Notion. And my gawd girl, you got all that from that video, you're too funny!

[Michigan Girl]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

L M A O
No Kidding ...Boredom has set in and the TV has been flipped on ...I am now making a grocery list!!!

[S2M]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

I said I like it enough to do it for hours....never said it took hours....

[AlteredDNA]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

L M A O
No Kidding ...Boredom has set in and the TV has been flipped on ...I am now making a grocery list!!!

I have some thoughts on this, but I have to get to a meeting right now - I'll post them this afternoon...

[Michigan Girl]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

L M A O
No Kidding ...Boredom has set in and the TV has been flipped on ...I am now making a grocery list!!!

I have some thoughts on this, but I have to get to a meeting right now - I'll post them this afternoon...

I hope it's not something important ...did I leave something off of my grocery list?!?!

[AlteredDNA]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

L M A O
No Kidding ...Boredom has set in and the TV has been flipped on ...I am now making a grocery list!!!

I have some thoughts on this, but I have to get to a meeting right now - I'll post them this afternoon...

I hope it's not something important ...did I leave something off of my grocery list?!?!

Anticipation is very important...

[Jana]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

L M A O
No Kidding ...Boredom has set in and the TV has been flipped on ...I am now making a grocery list!!!

LOL. Touche'.

[Deb]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

L M A O
No Kidding ...Boredom has set in and the TV has been flipped on ...I am now making a grocery list!!!

I have some thoughts on this, but I have to get to a meeting right now - I'll post them this afternoon...

I hope it's not something important ...did I leave something off of my grocery list?!?!

Anticipation is very important...

LMAO!!! Haha first time I read this I read as "participation is very important".

[lights1961]

I could go (and have gone) down on a woman for hours at a time. The actual sex is way down on the list for me...I could stay down there for days at a time and just come up for air every now and then. Guess it's a fetish...or so my wife says.

+ infinity

If you two are down there for hours and hours, you might wanna work on your technique to get the job done.

L M A O
No Kidding ...Boredom has set in and the TV has been flipped on ...I am now making a grocery list!!!

I have some thoughts on this, but I have to get to a meeting right now - I'll post them this afternoon...

I hope it's not something important ...did I leave something off of my grocery list?!?!

Anticipation is very important...

does this have anything to do with Hienz ketchup???? Arent you all singing the song now...

[7 Wishes]

Well, some women are capable of multiple "moments of Zen". In my wife's case that can number in the dozens. So, no, there's no problem with technique, trust me.

[Michigan Girl]

Well, some women are capable of multiple "moments of Zen". In my wife's case that can number in the dozens. So, no, there's no problem with technique, trust me.

Then she is definitely the yIN to your yAng ...plus~ she's probably
built up a thickening and enlargement of the horny layer of the skin. Also called callosity!!!

[Deb]

Well, some women are capable of multiple "moments of Zen". In my wife's case that can number in the dozens. So, no, there's no problem with technique, trust me.

Yes, but if it is truly a "moment of zen", if she is like most women you shouldn't be able to get anywhere near that region right after a "moment of zen".

LMAO, what a thread!

[7 Wishes]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

[S2M]

Well, some women are capable of multiple "moments of Zen". In my wife's case that can number in the dozens. So, no, there's no problem with technique, trust me.

Yes, but if it is truly a "moment of zen", if she is like most women you shouldn't be able to get anywhere near that region right after a "moment of zen".

LMAO, what a thread!

Yes, a refractory period IS needed....

[S2M]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 11*5= 55 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 55 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

[Michigan Girl]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

If what he posts here is any indication, I'd say he doesn't ... WELL!!
I hope the sex is better ...

[Deb]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

LMAO S! I'm strill trying to figure out your math here?

[KenTheDude]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

Your math is flawed. The dozens of "moments of Zen" occur during the 5 hours. 5 hours is still 5 hours, not 60. Either way, sounds way too optimistic to me.

[S2M]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

Your math is flawed. The dozens of "moments of Zen" occur during the 5 hours. 5 hours is still 5 hours, not 60. Either way, sounds way too optimistic to me.

lol....I never claimed to be Stephen W. Hawking.

[Michigan Girl]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

Your math is flawed. The dozens of "moments of Zen" occur during the 5 hours. 5 hours is still 5 hours, not 60. Either way, sounds way too optimistic to me.

Isn't it entertaining, though?!?! I mean, I couldn't/wouldn't last 5 hours
even if it were raining!!
Think about it folks ...what is your favorite touch in the world ...head massage, back massage, f*ucking?!?! Now imagine
4 or 5 hours of it in one sitting/laying ...at some point it no longer feels good!!

[lights1961]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

Your math is flawed. The dozens of "moments of Zen" occur during the 5 hours. 5 hours is still 5 hours, not 60. Either way, sounds way too optimistic to me.

Isn't it entertaining, though?!?! I mean, I couldn't/wouldn't last 5 hours
even if it were raining!!
Think about it folks ...what is your favorite touch in the world ...head massage, back massage, f*ucking?!?! Now imagine
4 or 5 hours of it in one sitting/laying ...at some point it no longer feels good!!

this math sounds like the old penthouse letters stuff... we went it for what SEEMED like hours... translation... 15 minutes or less...

just saying...

[7 Wishes]

I never said it was five hours, uninterrupted...you know, a half an hour or so...then a back massage, a glass of wine, something...and then right back at it again. And whoever said a woman needs to just lay on her back while receiving? There are plenty of creative ways and positions if you apply your imagination.

Usually, she has to force me to stop because she can't take anymore. If it were up to me, I'd just do it all night and into the morning.

[Jana]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

Your math is flawed. The dozens of "moments of Zen" occur during the 5 hours. 5 hours is still 5 hours, not 60. Either way, sounds way too optimistic to me.

Isn't it entertaining, though?!?! I mean, I couldn't/wouldn't last 5 hours
even if it were raining!!
Think about it folks ...what is your favorite touch in the world ...head massage, back massage, f*ucking?!?! Now imagine
4 or 5 hours of it in one sitting/laying ...at some point it no longer feels good!!

this math sounds like the old penthouse letters stuff... we went it for what SEEMED like hours... translation... 15 minutes or less...

just saying...

You're funny.

[Jana]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

Your math is flawed. The dozens of "moments of Zen" occur during the 5 hours. 5 hours is still 5 hours, not 60. Either way, sounds way too optimistic to me.

Isn't it entertaining, though?!?! I mean, I couldn't/wouldn't last 5 hours
even if it were raining!!
Think about it folks ...what is your favorite touch in the world ...head massage, back massage, f*ucking?!?! Now imagine
4 or 5 hours of it in one sitting/laying ...at some point it no longer feels good!!

ding, ding, ding. And what's wrong with a quicky? It sounds a lot better than five hours.

[Michigan Girl]

She usually needs about 3-5 minutes of recovery time. No more.

Wow!!! 7. Let's add this up. Hours of oral sex. Let's say 5 hours. Then add 'dozens of moments of Zen'...so that's 12. 12*5=60 hours. Plus 5 minutes recovery time between each moment. 10*5= 50 min. Grand total of 60 hours and 50 minutes. That's some marathon sex session!!!

One question...how do you find the time to keep up with the politics?!

Or do you combine the two?????

Your math is flawed. The dozens of "moments of Zen" occur during the 5 hours. 5 hours is still 5 hours, not 60. Either way, sounds way too optimistic to me.

Isn't it entertaining, though?!?! I mean, I couldn't/wouldn't last 5 hours
even if it were raining!!
Think about it folks ...what is your favorite touch in the world ...head massage, back massage, f*ucking?!?! Now imagine
4 or 5 hours of it in one sitting/laying ...at some point it no longer feels good!!

ding, ding, ding. And what's wrong with a quicky? It sounds a lot better than five hours.

LOL!!!
Not a thing ... add a car, elevator or closet ...intense~ even without the KY!!

[AlteredDNA]

Ok...here's my take...

First and foremost, "romance" is a way of life, not just right before, during, and then falling asleep...

Secondly, variety is essential in all areas - time / place / duration / positions / intensity / etc...

It's like driving. Almost everyone enjoys a nice, long, scenic drive - no real destination in mind, just enjoying the journey. Hills, valleys, speeding up, slowing down, full speed ahead, taking turns driving versus riding...

Then there are times when you just need to rush around the corner to pick up a gallon of milk...

Lastly, always make sure you've got enough fuel in the tank - nothing worse than running out mid-way there...

My 2¢...