Just got this in an email, i thought is was good for a chuckle, supposed to be an actual call-
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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by StevePerryHair » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:13 pm
Lula wrote:Just got this in an email, i thought is was good for a chuckle, supposed to be an actual call-
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
I BELIEVE that could be a real call!!!
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by Skylorde » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:02 pm
I just saw a video that is the most flipping disgusting thing I have ever, ever, ever seen on the net and man let me tell you, I thought I've seen it all.
2 girls 1 cup
It is so beyond the pail, I'm reluctant to even post the link. Google it if you are really curious...but you were warned!
2 girls 1 cup
It is so beyond the pail, I'm reluctant to even post the link. Google it if you are really curious...but you were warned!
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by Rhiannon » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:08 pm
Skylorde wrote:I just saw a video that is the most flipping disgusting thing I have ever, ever, ever seen on the net and man let me tell you, I thought I've seen it all.
2 girls 1 cup
It is so beyond the pail, I'm reluctant to even post the link. Google it if you are really curious...but you were warned!
Wow... that's like totally last week!
I haven't seen it, but I've heard the rundown on what it was.
Ew, ew, ew.
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by Rick » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:23 pm
Skylorde wrote:I just saw a video that is the most flipping disgusting thing I have ever, ever, ever seen on the net and man let me tell you, I thought I've seen it all.
2 girls 1 cup
It is so beyond the pail, I'm reluctant to even post the link. Google it if you are really curious...but you were warned!
I heard about that at work today. I'm going to take everyones word for it. No need to witness that. Good lord people are getting sicker by the day. Scary.
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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by nikki » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:24 am
Rick wrote:Skylorde wrote:I just saw a video that is the most flipping disgusting thing I have ever, ever, ever seen on the net and man let me tell you, I thought I've seen it all.
2 girls 1 cup
It is so beyond the pail, I'm reluctant to even post the link. Google it if you are really curious...but you were warned!
I heard about that at work today. I'm going to take everyones word for it. No need to witness that. Good lord people are getting sicker by the day. Scary.
Don't go to that website! My boss and I both got viruses from it and had I had to buy a new computer last week because of it. It's beyond gross anyway.
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by Shadowsong » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:06 pm
larrynothingtohyde wrote:this bird can dance!!!
http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007 ... dance.html
Seen that!
Cool Bird
Love the ending
Just remember to keep your fingers away
they can snap a bone like a twig...
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by larryfromnextdoor » Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:09 am
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by larryfromnextdoor » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:04 pm
hey yulog.. your mama...
It's a Wonderful Life the lost ending
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbSBqwM3_2c
It's a Wonderful Life the lost ending
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbSBqwM3_2c
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by larryfromnextdoor » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:26 pm
Ms_M wrote:I was worried for a minute, Lar, that the video was going to piss me off. It is my favorite movie, you know... Anyway, never fear, I laughed my ASS OFF!!!! Thanks for sharing that!
wasnt that a great movie.. 1946.. great acting etc........potter deserved getting a whoppin!!!!
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by Ms_M » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:34 pm
larryfromnextdoor wrote:Ms_M wrote:I was worried for a minute, Lar, that the video was going to piss me off. It is my favorite movie, you know... Anyway, never fear, I laughed my ASS OFF!!!! Thanks for sharing that!
wasnt that a great movie.. 1946.. great acting etc........potter deserved getting a whoppin!!!!
Absolutely! Although, I just can't see Donna Reed swinging a club the way Jan Hooks did. LOL!!!
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by Deb » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:44 pm
LMAO! Tree, just giggled when I clicked on that link, LOL it's so you for some reason.
Now Playing: Andy Taylor - https://youtu.be/wTrQWWcmPwE?si=jD0ogUywaAxikjze
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by SteveForever » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:22 am
The Cremated Husband
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated, and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table.
While tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....
"Bob, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Bob, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Bob, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Bob, remember that blow job I promised you?"
"Here it comes.
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated, and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table.
While tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....
"Bob, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Bob, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Bob, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Bob, remember that blow job I promised you?"
"Here it comes.
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