The "I only have two minutes left to party" thread

[artist4perry]

A wet pussy? What's wrong with that?

falling in the toilet wet....................

Ewww, gross!

Exactly!

[JasonD]

That diagram is all wrong.

The Lame Excuses Gland and the Avoid Personal Questions Area should both be much bigger, and the tiny Attention Span blob is actaully connected to the sex area because that's the only time they pay attention to you. And the existence of the listening particle hasn't been proven yet. The size of Domestic skills is wrong - should be much bigger. they can DO those things just fine. But Ball Sports usually releases a chemical that paralyzes the domestic skills center.

That's freakin' hilarious, BJG. You sound a little like Dr. Phil.... being analytical, that is.

[G.I.Jim]

You people are hillarious! I pulled another drunkfest last night too, but I had a little get-together with some friends and didn't log on. I have a big stone fire pit in my back yard, and we built a big fire last night and got ripped! That's the first time I've used the pit this year, and it was awesome.

Now about that ring...