Strange, Odd, Rude, Sexy or Funny (Adults Only)

[Uno_up]

http://www.ping.be/~merce007/maaike/penis_song.html

the penis song

hilarious!

[Peartree12249]

Cha, cha,


Chia Car

Isn't that one of those new green cars?

[RaisedOnRadio92]

Seriously ladies! Is there not anything that you will put up there.

I have to tell ya, yulog, I think that's a guy because of the narrow pelvis. I would have to see the top portion to be sure. Not only do I think that's a guy, but ---------- OH GOD, I COULD GET SO KILLED OVER SAYING THIS SO DON'T ANYBODY READ BETWEEN THE LINES. I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION. NOT AN ACCUSATION................ Anyway, it's not only a guy (I believe), but it's also a guy who's had a hip replacement. Notice the left side as you're looking at the pic. Fake hip ball joint.

[Voyager]

How does this woman wipe her ass?

[JasonD]

[Don]

[Don]

[Don]

[JasonD]

Twenty Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Cop When He Pulls You Over
(Sorry, KDOUBLEU)



20. I can’t reach my license. Will you hold my beer?

19. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

18. Aren’t you that guy from the village people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing close to 125 to keep up with me. Good job!!!

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop myself once, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop----no donut for you.

13. You’re not going to check in the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that big gut you’re sporting sure doesn’t inspire my confidence in your abilities.

11. Didn’t I see you get your ass kicked on that TV show “COPS”?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they’re too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. Hey --- you can’t ticket ME!!! I pay your salary!

8. So uh, are you on the “take” or what?

7. Gee officer, that’s terrific. The last guy only gave me a warning.

6. Do I know why you pulled me over? What’s the matter, can’t you remember?

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, but that’s just how far ahead of me they are.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You’re supposed to be the trained specialist.

3. When I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Can you give me one of those nifty body cavity searches?

1. Yes I do see that 9mm in your holster, but that’s nothing compared to the 44 magnum I have hidden under my seat.

[KDOUBLEU]

Twenty Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Cop When He Pulls You Over
(Sorry, KDOUBLEU)



20. I can’t reach my license. Will you hold my beer?

19. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

18. Aren’t you that guy from the village people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing close to 125 to keep up with me. Good job!!!

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop myself once, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop----no donut for you.

13. You’re not going to check in the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that big gut you’re sporting sure doesn’t inspire my confidence in your abilities.

11. Didn’t I see you get your ass kicked on that TV show “COPS”?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they’re too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. Hey --- you can’t ticket ME!!! I pay your salary!

8. So uh, are you on the “take” or what?

7. Gee officer, that’s terrific. The last guy only gave me a warning.

6. Do I know why you pulled me over? What’s the matter, can’t you remember?

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, but that’s just how far ahead of me they are.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You’re supposed to be the trained specialist.

3. When I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Can you give me one of those nifty body cavity searches?

1. Yes I do see that 9mm in your holster, but that’s nothing compared to the 44 magnum I have hidden under my seat.

[JasonD]

Asian Menu Items Gunbot Must Choose From Whenever He Goes Out To Dinner:
(Sorry, GB) :


LUNCHEON SPECIALS

1.) SUM YUNG CHICK
(Different and delicious) $6.99

2) WON HUNG LO
(Chinese meatballs) $6.99

3) SUM DUM FUCK
(Same as #1 with extra sauce) $9.69

4) CUM SUM TWAT
(Dinner for parties of 3 or more) $16.99

5) SUC MI PORK
(Chef’s special) $6.99

6) FUC YU MAN
(Speciality of the house) $6.69




DINNER COMBINATIONS

1) GOO WEE CHICK
(Sloppy, seconds no extra charge) $6.99

2) CUM TOO SOON
(Order early, these go fast) $6.99

3) SUC MI WANG
(Traditional Chinese Meatloaf) $6.99

4)GOO IN HAND
(For those dining alone) $6.99

5) SUM DUM CHICK
(You get what you pay for) $4.99

6) FUC MEI SLO
(Not avaiable after 10pm) $5.68

7) LIK MI CLIT
(Delicous lip smacking delicacy) $6.65

8 ) CHO KON IT
(For the deep throated) $4.55

9) FUC SUM NOW
(For those in a hurry) $3.56

10) WAY TU YUNG
(Not available on school nights) $5.88

11) SUM GULP CUM
(Lo-cal diet special) $5.88

12) TUNG SUM CHICK
(A taste bud tingler) $5.84

[treetopovskaya]

this makes me want to run to the doctor & have my ears cleaned!! even though he has told me to stop cleaning because i have no wax & some wax is good.

*shivers!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxMuOE28HjM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Ndc0fxvyM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GQUo6uX12c

[JasonD]

Maternity Ward....



Ex-Hooters Girls....(relax people. These are guys & those are fake)


Who Doesn't Love A Camel Toe Elvis?.....



October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.......



I Don't Even Wanna Know.....



Yep, That's Exactly What You Think It Is.....

[stevew2]

i can tell you got a fuckin hardon right now

[Rick]

Underground MMA Street Fight (Fail of the Day)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiWNb8Yr ... r_embedded

BAM!! That was perfect.

[Rick]

[larryfromnextdoor]

dude i enlarged it .. and a very nice 20f contacted me on the right of my screen .. we are going out next tuesday.. THANKS!

[StevePerryHair]

dude i enlarged it .. and a very nice 20f contacted me on the right of my screen .. we are going out next tuesday.. THANKS!

I passed on my lady

[yulog]

Thats right.....granny's gettin her groove on!

[Peartree12249]

Favre takes one in the nuts...Ouch!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMywHFojUtY

[yulog]

Have i ever mentioned, saturn is my favorite planet

[yulog]

[Peartree12249]

Good God! Where do you find this stuff? And more importantly why are you looking?

[Michigan Girl]

Good God! Where do you find this stuff? And more importantly why are you looking?

LMAO!!!
He's just trying to help us w/our accessory selections ...that's ^^^^why I drive an esss you vee!!

[yulog]

Good God! Where do you find this stuff? And more importantly why are you looking?

Why don't you just chill!.......and pass me the catnip

[yulog]

[yulog]

[yulog]

Just for Peartree

[yulog]

Aren't they always

[Deb]

Aren't they always

Reminded me of this old Canadian beer commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y09YOkVmGg0