Embarrasing thing I did in the past...

[Ehwmatt]

Ok I think I got an OK one. I was out with some friends a few weeks ago, pretty drunk, and I go out drinking with one of these guys every once in a while. He's married and I've known him for 10 years, but I couldn't pick his wife out of a crowd if I saw her other than knowing she's blonde. I've seen her a couple times when she wasn't all dolled up. Anyway, she was dressed up and put effort into her appearance and Mike, my buddy, was over talkin to me and a cpl guys at my table. Then I see our other friend, Alex, who loves to hit on anything that moves at a bar, sittin there talkin with this blonde...

I'm kinda drunk and getting vulgar, so I go "Whoa, who's that bitch over there? Is Alex finally gonna get laid tonight?"

No fuckin shit, as soon as the words came out of my mouth, I looked over again and realized this was Mike's wife. Instant mortification... Mike goes "Yeah... that's Amanda." So I cut my losses, pat Mike on the back and say "Well, she's lookin good man," walk away and order a round of shots.

I guess it's not as funny as some of these, but it was kinda mortifying at the time just because of how vulgar I was about the whole thing considering it's his wife

[Michigan Girl]

When I was in highschool I didn't have a car. So you do what most kids that don't have cars do - you make friends with a kid who has one. Like most towns/cities we have a teenage hotspot called 'The Ave'...and there are numerous eateries. One day we were hanging out with 'Wheels' (that's the kid with the car, no - we didn't call him that then), and we were in McDs drivethru. I found myself admiring the person in the drivers seat of the vehicle in front of us, and exclaimed to my friend, 'Hey, that girl's hot..when we get the food pull up so I can see.' We pulled up alright, and the long flowing blonde hair really fooled me, cause the person was moustachioed. To THIS day I STILL get called on that one whenever we are in a drivethru.

Did you really say "Hey, that girl is HOT." in the '80's, cause I mean Paris just
made that word up this century!!!

[YoungJRNY]

I have so many burning stories running through my skull right now it's too hard to pick one.

I was about in 8th grade at this givin' time. There was this new kid in school from Texas. He was really tall, lanky, and had an adams apple the size of my fist. Pretty weird fucker to boot and was high all 6 hours of the schooling period. I had computer class with this dude, who sat behind me.

This chick next to me had HUMUNGO boobs and was pretty much known as a whore throughout school. This kid was a major perv and didn't give a shit about sexual harassment . He always asked the chick next to me if he could feel her up, everyday. One day we had a report to do, and my ex-girlfriend( who I didn't really know and dated just to date), also sat behind me at the time. As I stood up to turn in my report, this asshole depanced me, on the ONLY day I actually wore tightie whities because my boxers were in my football locker.. exposing my bare, white ass to the whole classroom of 55 people.

I was tired as FUCK that morning that I didn't even pull my pants up. I left them lye for a few seconds until I turned my paper in. People were all laughin and shit, but I was furious deep down and people knew it.

Later that day, Already setting up a beatdown plan, I was at my locker getting some books for my afternoon period class's and this faggot runs by and depances me AGAIN this time in front of all my buddies and my ex to boot. I was sick and tired of having my ass plastered all over high school, so I ran the kid down from behind and used his face as a mop. I threatened him & told him if he has a problem then we can take care of it any time anywhere. Needless to say, he apologized like a little bitch and during the rest of the school year, took a different route past my locker. Sometimes, you just have to take care of shit. This kid looked like Big Bird on crack.

I have many and will post more when I get a chance.

[Jana]

In the first grade I stole a baby Jesus book off the reading table in class. I felt so quilty I eventually gave it to my Sunday School teacher for her class b/c I was afraid to bring it back to school and leave. I went downhill from there.

[YoungJRNY]

In the first grade I stole a baby Jesus book off the reading table in class. I felt so quilty I eventually gave it to my Sunday School teacher for her class b/c I was afraid to bring it back to school and leave. I went downhill from there.

I have a similiar story considering stealing. I was in first grade, and we were having show and tell. I was OBSESSED with the Power Rangers and that day I didn't bring anything to show. My good friend, who I'm still good friends with today, had a Black Ranger toy, to where the head would flip into the helmet. Anyone remember these? Anyway, I was so jealous to the point to where I waited until my buddy got up out of his seat, so I could go over, snatch the Black Ranger out of his desk, and I made a B-line towards my bookbag.

During recess, my buddy told on me, and my teacher wanted to look through my bookbag. I remember standing in front of my bookbag pleading for everyone to mind their own business and that this was my property and noone can look in my bookbag. Well, my teacher went through it, and low and behold, there was the Black Ranger stuffed behind my binder, and a Goose-bumps folder. I was "line leader" that day going to the restroom. My teacher pulled me to the side, and scolded me for what seemed to be an eternity, and took my privileges of line leader away and called my parents. To this day, I remember the fear of getting yelled out because this lady had thick, black hair and looked like the Wicked Witch of the West.

[The Sushi Hunter]

My appologies Stevew2. I just got this incredibly long attention span, which makes the duration of most everything seem so short to me.

Thats good for you I got ADD and cant pay attention for shit.its all good im gone

I think when I was a kid I had ADD, brought on by watching too many hours of TV watching Gilligan's Island, Brady Bunch, Flinstones, Adam 12, Emergency, Wild Wild West, Hogan's Hero's, etc. Those would do it to you cause all in a half an hour or so, everything starts out find, then there's a serious delema, then they tackle the issues, and then they fix it and everything is like it was in the very begining.....all within a half an hour or so. People then start getting used to durations lasting no more then that long for the real-world events.

[Playitloudforme]

Ah... back in '81. I was working a cruise ship that did the LA to Ensenada run. On weekend nights, we'd (some entertainment plus cruise staff) routinely hit Ensenada for some debauchery. After a night of Hussong's, Papa & Beers, and the "Gorilla Bar", we all decided it was a brilliant idea to go skinny dipping.

So...we stumble to the beach, climb over some rocks, laughing our asses off.

**CLICK CLICK** ALTO!

(behind us)

**CLICK CLICK** ALTO!

Okeaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy... we were surrounded by the Mexican naval police. Seemed we walked onto the Naval base. I'm in the sand... laughing hysterically, pouring oh so dirty sand all over me as if to bury myself in it.

The piano player was on his knees "Pardooooonnooo maaaaayyyyy". The other dancers were cowering in a huddle. My then hubby was the only spanish speaking guy there. He got them calmed down, told them we were stupid americans looking for the beach... and we'd swim back to the boat (ugh) if they needed us to.

I don't remember climbing back over the rocks. I do remember piling into a taxi to take us back to the boat, but that's about it for that evening.

Ouch. Lesson learned. Alcohol + beach + Naval guys with rifles = BAD Idea.

[bluejeangirl76]

This one was bad. For a real short while I was trying to sell Mary Kay. The consultant that got me in suggested to start hosting a "Mary Kay party" at my own place and invite family and friends, etc. Now, if this had been just my friends and my sisters, I would have laughed it off because it was funny, but I said this in front of my (then) mother-in-law, her (older) sister and her 70+ year old mother...

The consultant was explaining the whole thing about how consultants can earn the use of the red Grand Ams and the famous Mary Kay pink Cadillacs (or whatever they are). My sister made some kind of joke like "what, you don't get to drive a HUmmer"... something like that... and then I said "No, sorry, we don't give Hummers."

I couldn't look at grandma for about a month.

[Rockindeano]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

[Ehwmatt]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

Pure literary genius.

What about these statements from you circa 04 and 05? Embarrassing for ya now?

I agree that I think Neal bites his tongue, even in Behind the Music, and really wants to say what he truly believes...I KNOW Neal is pissed about the Perry episode, in which he was hurt, the delay in which it caused, the lost momentum(Trial by Fire), and the fact that EVEN today, Neal has to "connect" with Perry via attorney...Now that's fucking ridiculous. Perry needs to grow up up and talk to his former family of bandmates. Have I said I love Perry and his music and contributions?

Oh, and about Neal "insulting" Perry? Was Steve Perry an attendee at Neals' wedding??

Dean

Dean on the 01 Vegas DVD:

They DID play Only the Young at Vegas, I was there. MOL was not played at the Vegas Indoor show, but yes, they opened with it on the following tour.

Only the Young is Augeris best song. Herbie even told Augee that "this is your song, dude."

I thought that DVD was the best sounding live show I have ever heard..from anyone!

[RobbieG]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

How old are you???

[Ehwmatt]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

How old are you???

Toilet humor never gets old, esp. when it involves ass ripping and sharting

[Rockindeano]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

How old are you???

Kiss my asshole.

[YoungJRNY]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

Dude, this is hilarious. I could read that 10 times a day and each time getting funnier. It's the picture in my head that worries me.

[Rockindeano]

Amendment:

I forgot to include that when my dripping shit soaked Fruit of the Looms were doing their best coffee maker impression, shit lake was formed and founded on that very day. When Mr Clean came in the bathroom(Romero is his real name but dude looks like Mr Clean sans the golden earring), he says, "Carone! Sorotay mucho grande! Translated I think that means, "goddammit look at all that shit! Who the fuck did this?!" I busted up laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face. I also managed to plug up his toilet with paper towels because the stupid ass didn't stock any toilet paper. Mistake number 2 on his part. So he got to practice plunging a shit stopped toilet for about 30 minutes. Hahahahahaha.

[RossValoryRocks]

lol!! that made me laugh, thank you.

ummm, i'll have to think on this one, don't want to give too much away

Well you could claim being with Deano...

[MBPL]

Recouping from a wild weekend. All I can say is, it is better to have had my “cherry popped” at 50 in front of new friends and complete strangers than never at all. Meaning, I saw a band, drank whiskey shots, forgot I don’t do shots, fainted in front of band, got carried to car by band member, then back to hotel where I was photographed and video taped to remind me that I should have partied when I was younger, LONG BEFORE VIDEO TAPE AND CAMERA PHONES! More pix and video to follow. Sad, hot mess, really. Oh well I did say I wanted to celebrate my 50th year having fun.










PS - NO BOOTY CALL, BUT I MEAN LOOK AT ME...WHO WOULD TOUCH THAT HOT CHOCOLATE MESS?! Hope everyone else had a more appropriate weekend! MBPL

[nikki]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

Hey Andrew, can we PLEASE make this the Post Of The Week???

[G.I.Jim]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

I said I was 10 numbnuts! Funny story BTW. It's not as funny as that long one you posted about when you worked at Home Depot (or was it Lowes?). I can't remember the story, but I just remember laughing my ASS off!

[artist4perry]

Jim, you did that at age 4? Let me tell you...

Last month at work, I lifted a cheek to release some gas, and uh oh..I cream shitted my pants. Oh fuck..I had a 200 foot walk to the shitter and had to do so with customers everywhere. So there I am walking like a fuckin' crab, feeling the cream pie crap swish back and forth between my cheeks. About half way there, I feel it get warm down my leg! The shit was southbound and it was moving in a hurry! Pretty soon I had a sock full of shit and a shit covered shoe. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up making it to the can, and once there, I removed my underwear and they were dripping shit water. I hung em up on a wall hook and they dripped and dripped and dripped. I actually started laughing, thinking that smart assed mexican janitor who fucked with me earlier was about to get his in return. I threw an apron around my ass and made my way to the car for a change of drawers. I had recently shaved my balls(why I have no idea), so my crotch was chaffed to all Hell and I had a new episode of ass rot with blooming pimples throughout. It was disgusting to say the least. Needless to say, from then on out that night, I did not fart!

Deano, man that had to be the worst! As for someone asking how old are you..........just wait junior, peope get sick, and things happen your not expecting. It is easily enough done, and I think it is great he has the testicular fortitude to share the story. But Deano, did you have to make the janitor miserable too? Share the love I guess....
I have to say I felt for ya. That had to be embarassing. But human.

[bluejeangirl76]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

[artist4perry]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

Oh please..........please don't encourage him!

[MBPL]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

Oh well, I believe in facing the stupid-ass, dumb, irresponsible choices I make in life. With the exception of a 'tard of a guy I met in the 80's on the bus. That was 2 weeks I could do without, let me tell you.

I am not proud of being shit-face drunk, but I have never been in that situation which is why I posted here instead of in my own post on MR. The lady who taped it, well, I can't be mad at her, afterall, this is the era of camera phones, right? So, my bad. The other pix make me look dead and the video....good lord! I pray she did erase it like she promised to do and I have the only copy. If not...please don't judge me ya'll!

[KDOUBLEU]

One Sunday morning I was ushering in church. I had been ushering for about 20 minutes and church was about to start. I had walked past a friend of mine a couple times and he was trying to tell me something but I just kinda smiled at him and kept on going. The last time i walked by him (just as the pastor started to pray)my friend said YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN! I looked down and sure enough it was all the way down and wide open! To top it off as I was looking down I walked right into a portion of a wall that stuck out along the walkway and it made a noise so loud it echoed through the whole Church. The pastor stopped praying everyone looked over at me. By the time I got to the back of the church I was soaked in sweat. To this day I check my zipper over and over to make sure its up.

[bluejeangirl76]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

Oh well, I believe in facing the stupid-ass, dumb, irresponsible choices I make in life. With the exception of a 'tard of a guy I met in the 80's on the bus. That was 2 weeks I could do without, let me tell you.

I am not proud of being shit-face drunk, but I have never been in that situation which is why I posted here instead of in my own post on MR. The lady who taped it, well, I can't be mad at her, afterall, this is the era of camera phones, right? So, my bad. The other pix make me look dead and the video....good lord! I pray she did erase it like she promised to do and I have the only copy. If not...please don't judge me ya'll!

No judgements, Miss Mocha. Many of us have pictures like that floating around. Unfortunately, I do. One serious BITCH of an ex-friend not only took the pictures, but plastered them on her myspace or facebook (it might have been both), KNOWING full well that I did NOT want that. Did she care or respect that? Nope. And this is why she is both a bitch and an ex-friend.

[artist4perry]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

Oh well, I believe in facing the stupid-ass, dumb, irresponsible choices I make in life. With the exception of a 'tard of a guy I met in the 80's on the bus. That was 2 weeks I could do without, let me tell you.

I am not proud of being shit-face drunk, but I have never been in that situation which is why I posted here instead of in my own post on MR. The lady who taped it, well, I can't be mad at her, afterall, this is the era of camera phones, right? So, my bad. The other pix make me look dead and the video....good lord! I pray she did erase it like she promised to do and I have the only copy. If not...please don't judge me ya'll!

Cute navel...................

[G.I.Jim]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

Oh well, I believe in facing the stupid-ass, dumb, irresponsible choices I make in life. With the exception of a 'tard of a guy I met in the 80's on the bus. That was 2 weeks I could do without, let me tell you.

I am not proud of being shit-face drunk, but I have never been in that situation which is why I posted here instead of in my own post on MR. The lady who taped it, well, I can't be mad at her, afterall, this is the era of camera phones, right? So, my bad. The other pix make me look dead and the video....good lord! I pray she did erase it like she promised to do and I have the only copy. If not...please don't judge me ya'll!

Cute navel...................

Seeing her like that makes me want to put my finger in that belly-button and wiggle it around a little!

[artist4perry]

That is epic!! Love it! And big hot chocolate kudos to you for being the only person in this thread (so far?) not only with photographic evidence to accompany thier embarrassing contribution, but also the guts to post it!!

(Dean, that is NOT an invitation for you to post photographs of your... erm... story. )

Oh well, I believe in facing the stupid-ass, dumb, irresponsible choices I make in life. With the exception of a 'tard of a guy I met in the 80's on the bus. That was 2 weeks I could do without, let me tell you.

I am not proud of being shit-face drunk, but I have never been in that situation which is why I posted here instead of in my own post on MR. The lady who taped it, well, I can't be mad at her, afterall, this is the era of camera phones, right? So, my bad. The other pix make me look dead and the video....good lord! I pray she did erase it like she promised to do and I have the only copy. If not...please don't judge me ya'll!

Cute navel...................

Seeing her like that makes me want to put my finger in that belly-button and wiggle it around a little!

[Michigan Girl]

Recouping from a wild weekend. All I can say is, it is better to have had my “cherry popped” at 50 in front of new friends and complete strangers than never at all. Meaning, I saw a band, drank whiskey shots, forgot I don’t do shots, fainted in front of band, got carried to car by band member, then back to hotel where I was photographed and video taped to remind me that I should have partied when I was younger, LONG BEFORE VIDEO TAPE AND CAMERA PHONES! More pix and video to follow. Sad, hot mess, really. Oh well I did say I wanted to celebrate my 50th year having fun

PS - NO BOOTY CALL, BUT I MEAN LOOK AT ME...WHO WOULD TOUCH THAT HOT CHOCOLATE MESS?! Hope everyone else had a more appropriate weekend! MBPL

I am soooo LMAO @ this!!! Funny stuff brave girl!!

[Saint John]

Recouping from a wild weekend. All I can say is, it is better to have had my “cherry popped” at 50 in front of new friends and complete strangers than never at all. Meaning, I saw a band, drank whiskey shots, forgot I don’t do shots, fainted in front of band, got carried to car by band member, then back to hotel where I was photographed and video taped to remind me that I should have partied when I was younger, LONG BEFORE VIDEO TAPE AND CAMERA PHONES! More pix and video to follow. Sad, hot mess, really. Oh well I did say I wanted to celebrate my 50th year having fun.










PS - NO BOOTY CALL, BUT I MEAN LOOK AT ME...WHO WOULD TOUCH THAT HOT CHOCOLATE MESS?! Hope everyone else had a more appropriate weekend! MBPL

LOL...I was there for the "before" but the "after" is fucking classic!!! Don't feel bad, MBPL (Maple Brown Perry Loon), I was with someone in our group who was every bit as drunk as you the night before. It was a pleasure meeting you.

PS I heard about Chris having to carry you out. That dude rocks.