The Frogs cheat to get to the World Cup...

by **Michigan Girl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:03 am

LMAO, S&M...add Nocioni, Varejao...and where's that little sh*t Manu from!!! :evil:

I love Manu...but a fish!! :wink:

by **AlteredDNA** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:07 am

Michigan Girl wrote:LMAO, S&M...add Nocioni, Varejao...and where's that little sh*t Manu from!!!
I love Manu...but a fish!!

Manu is by far the worst...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEef1T_lqwA

by **Michigan Girl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:09 am

Behshad wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
parfait wrote:what the fuck! When did you people (meaning those from the states) get a damn clue about soccer?

I'll take this point by point to make it as simple as possible:

- Zidane is a soccer god, and Materazzi deserved that coupe de boule miles away.

- Get over second world war, you bowl of ass puss. USA lost in Vietnam, Korea, they're losing in Afghanistan and Iraq and they fucked up real good in Somalia and in Lebanon.

- Oh... and you're all so god damn fat!

I could be way off base (American baseball reference), but it reads as though you have your
panties (underwear) in a wad (uncomfortable), Peanut Buster!!! (a type of parfait served at an American Dairy Queen~which is
why we are fat)

And second day in the row she wins the POST OF THE DAY ! Youre on a roll, Sally

LMAO, you're so funny!!! I haven't even whipped out the big gun yet!!
I'm waiting for things to slow down a bit... :evil:

by **Behshad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:10 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
parfait wrote:what the fuck! When did you people (meaning those from the states) get a damn clue about soccer?

I'll take this point by point to make it as simple as possible:

- Zidane is a soccer god, and Materazzi deserved that coupe de boule miles away.

- Get over second world war, you bowl of ass puss. USA lost in Vietnam, Korea, they're losing in Afghanistan and Iraq and they fucked up real good in Somalia and in Lebanon.

- Oh... and you're all so god damn fat!

I could be way off base (American baseball reference), but it reads as though you have your
panties (underwear) in a wad (uncomfortable), Peanut Buster!!! (a type of parfait served at an American Dairy Queen~which is
why we are fat)

And second day in the row she wins the POST OF THE DAY ! Youre on a roll, Sally

LMAO, you're so funny!!! I haven't even whipped out the big gun yet!!
I'm waiting for things to slow down a bit...

Im ready to bet that your big gun blows steveo away......

by **S2M** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:18 am

Big Shot Bob....say it ain't so!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ukde193ivM&NR=1

:lol:

by **Michigan Girl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:21 am

AlteredDNA wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:LMAO, S&M...add Nocioni, Varejao...and where's that little sh*t Manu from!!!
I love Manu...but a fish!!

Manu is by far the worst...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEef1T_lqwA

I think so...Watch this, I LMAO every time I watch it!! :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qqv6IDqW6c

You've Been Ginobili'd.....he has a rep... :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjd07JiMF88

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:26 am

How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer? :lol:

See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in. :roll:

by **S2M** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:55 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL :roll:

), much less a topic..... :twisted:

by **Carla777** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:03 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

by **Behshad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:04 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

Youre really aiming for that Asshole Of The Year award,,,, keep it up as you have 42 days left ,,,,stevew2 is way ahead of you , followed by Phyl , Dean and myself

by **Arianddu** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:05 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

Honey, you are cranky as all hell lately! Take some vitamin B already! :wink:

by **S2M** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:15 am

Carla777 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

There arr 32 teams in the World Cup....basically that's like every team in the NBA making the finals..... :wink:

I even think Sri Lanka made the Cup this year.... :twisted:

by **Behshad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:16 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

There arr 32 teams in the World Cup....basically that's like every team in the NBA making the finals.....

I even think Sri Lanka made the Cup this year....

well if NBA had 200 teams in it, then itd be normal for 32 teams to make it to the playoffs.

by **parfait** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:22 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

There arr 32 teams in the World Cup....basically that's like every team in the NBA making the finals.....

I even think Sri Lanka made the Cup this year....

You're one dumb fucker, man. Soccer isn't even a sport? Geez

by **Carla777** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:22 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

There arr 32 teams in the World Cup....basically that's like every team in the NBA making the finals.....

I even think Sri Lanka made the Cup this year....

are you kidding? here at least is very difficult get classified to the world coup, most southamerican countries stay home, and we get classified after Brasil, 5 times champions in Fútbol world coup..sorry but that was a bad analogy

by **Michigan Girl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:25 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:Big Shot Bob....say it ain't so!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ukde193ivM&NR=1

Horry...grrrrrrr!!! :evil:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:47 am

parfait wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

There arr 32 teams in the World Cup....basically that's like every team in the NBA making the finals.....

I even think Sri Lanka made the Cup this year....

Soccer isn't even a sport? Geez

George Carlin said,,,"Soccer. Soccer is not a sport because you can't use your arms. Anything where you can't use your arms can't be a sport. Tap dancing isn't a sport. I rest my case."

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:51 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport

It's hockey with no sticks and a ball.

by **Carla777** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:51 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
parfait wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

There arr 32 teams in the World Cup....basically that's like every team in the NBA making the finals.....

I even think Sri Lanka made the Cup this year....

Soccer isn't even a sport? Geez

George Carlin said,,,"Soccer. Soccer is not a sport because you can't use your arms. Anything where you can't use your arms can't be a sport. Tap dancing isn't a sport. I rest my case."

yeah right :roll:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:52 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:George Carlin said,,,"Soccer. Soccer is not a sport because you can't use your arms. Anything where you can't use your arms can't be a sport. Tap dancing isn't a sport. I rest my case."

That's a great routine! One of my favorites!!

by **Behshad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:53 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
parfait wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:How did we end up on NBA? Wasn't this about soccer?
See, at least I know about soccer. For a minute it was a topic I could participate in.

Soccer isn't even a sport(oh I'm sorry FUTBOL ), much less a topic.....

LOL! anyway i love Fútbol! Chile is in the world cup yeii, and hope a southamerican country win !!

There arr 32 teams in the World Cup....basically that's like every team in the NBA making the finals.....

I even think Sri Lanka made the Cup this year....

Soccer isn't even a sport? Geez

George Carlin said,,,"Soccer. Soccer is not a sport because you can't use your arms. Anything where you can't use your arms can't be a sport. Tap dancing isn't a sport. I rest my case.

Who cares ,,,Last guy that bumped into that guy, was the guy mowing the cemetary :lol:

by **Ehwmatt** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:07 am

DontEvenReply.com wrote:
Original ad:
Old/used soccer equipment wanted for my kid. Will drive to pick up anywhere near Malvern. No calls, email only: ************@verizon.net
From Me to ************@verizon.net:

Hello,

I have a bunch of old soccer equipment that would be perfect for your daughter. I have soccer balls, nets, cleats, etc. Let me know specifically what you need and we can talk prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

Actually the stuff is for my son because I want to get him started in soccer. I'm in need of a practice net, soccer ball and kids size 6 cleats if you have them. Thanks.

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

My mistake, I assumed it was for your daughter because it is soccer. If that is the way you want to raise your son, I have some other items you may want to buy for him. I have a pink twirling baton with silver ribbons, and a cheerleader set consisting of two pom-poms, pink cheerleader bloomers, and a toy megaphone.

I'm charging $100 for the practice net, $20 for the ball, $25 for the baton, and $30 for the cheerleader set. I don't have kids size 6 cleats, but you don't really need cleats for soccer anyway. Your son could probably just use his bunny slippers.

Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

Well I'm definitely interested in kicking your fucking ass. One question, asshole: if you think soccer is so gay, why do you have soccer equipment, and a cheerleader set and baton?

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

Please, you aren't kicking anyone's ass. The fact that you are getting your son started in soccer instead of football says a lot about you as a man.

To answer your question, I have the baton and cheerleader set as trophies. When I was a kid, I used to go around the neighborhood and beat up all the other kids who played soccer and steal their stuff. I acquired the cheerleader set and baton from this one kid in the neighborhood, Caleb. I always knew that kid wasn't right - he used to ride around on a pink bike and always wanted to have tea parties with the other kids. I tried to help him by beating him up and stealing his baton, but I don't think it worked. I saw him in Philly a few years ago, blowing some guy in an alley. Anyway, I kept my gatherings in my shed out back as a testament to my manliness, but I need to make room for my new shotgun and power saw.

So do you want the stuff or not? I also have Brokeback Mountain on DVD. I ordered Die Hard, but that was sent to me in error. It sounds like a movie that you and your son would enjoy watching.

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

You must be so proud of what a big man you are with your shotgun and power saw.

From Me to ************@verizon.net:

You're goddamn right I am. It's just part of being a man, which you apparently know nothing about. Tell you what - forget the baton and cheerleader set. I want to help you. I'll sell you my shotgun for $1,700. It is a 10-gauge Remington that'll put some hair on your chest. Take your son hunting with it. There is nothing more manly than blowing a deer's head off and eating the raw venison from its neck.

Then, after you are done manning up, you can come back and I'll sell you some football equipment for your son. I'd hate to see him blowing Caleb in an alley in Philly some day.

From ************@verizon.net to Me:

How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger? Go fuck yourself.

by **portland** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:09 am

Behshad wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
parfait wrote:what the fuck! When did you people (meaning those from the states) get a damn clue about soccer?

I'll take this point by point to make it as simple as possible:

- Zidane is a soccer god, and Materazzi deserved that coupe de boule miles away.

- Get over second world war, you bowl of ass puss. USA lost in Vietnam, Korea, they're losing in Afghanistan and Iraq and they fucked up real good in Somalia and in Lebanon.

- Oh... and you're all so god damn fat!

I could be way off base (American baseball reference), but it reads as though you have your
panties (underwear) in a wad (uncomfortable), Peanut Buster!!! (a type of parfait served at an American Dairy Queen~which is
why we are fat)

And second day in the row she wins the POST OF THE DAY ! Youre on a roll, Sally

Hey...I thought you got that honor yesterday!!! :wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:45 am

parfait wrote:
You're one dumb fucker, man. Soccer isn't even a sport? Geez

He's right, it isn't a sport. If soccer is a sport, so is farting. It's glorified daycare for kids here in America. Little gay orange slices and cookies, oh how fucking cute. "Mommy mommy, I kicked the ball!" Refuckindiculous.

How does one rally around a "sport" that is so corrupt, played by long haired feminine smelly Euros and Third Worlders, and doesn't have a fucking clock? For God's sake, no clock? Oh I forgot, the referee "keeps time in his head." LOL, how fucking stupid.

No goals, no shots on goal. No contact allowed. Players going down like they were shot by Clint Eastwood, but the only problem is they are 20 yards, oh excuse me, meters away from the Goddamned play! If you like soccer, you are a fucking Dolt!

By the way, fuck you and your filthy smelly stinky country. If it wasn't for America, your screen name might be Gertrude or Olga. You'd all be speaking German you fuckin Twat!

by **Behshad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:47 am

Rockindeano wrote:
parfait wrote:
You're one dumb fucker, man. Soccer isn't even a sport? Geez

He's right, it isn't a sport. If soccer is a sport, so is farting. It's glorified daycare for kids here in America. Little gay orange slices and cookies, oh how fucking cute. "Mommy mommy, I kicked the ball!" Refuckindiculous.

How does one rally around a "sport" that is so corrupt, played by long haired feminine smelly Euros and Third Worlders, and doesn't have a fucking clock? For God's sake, no clock? Oh I forgot, the referee "keeps time in his head." LOL, how fucking stupid.

No goals, no shots on goal. No contact allowed. Players going down like they were shot by Clint Eastwood, but the only problem is they are 20 yards, oh excuse me, meters away from the Goddamned play! If you like soccer, you are a fucking Dolt!

How many goals and shots on goals do you have in Football??? :lol:

And there is an actual clock and time. guess you mustve watched a golf game

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:49 am

Behshad wrote:How many goals and shots on goals do you have in Football???
And there is an actual clock and time. guess you mustve watched a golf game

Plenty of goals in football. Touchdowns, field Goals, PAT's, safeties, etc.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:50 am

Behshad wrote:guess you mustve watched a golf game

Golf!

Now there is an activity (NOT a sport) that needs to go. Epic yawn.

I can't begin to comprehend how people even watch that, much less participate.
Like Carlin said, it's like watching flies fuck. :twisted:

by **Behshad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:51 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Behshad wrote:How many goals and shots on goals do you have in Football???
And there is an actual clock and time. guess you mustve watched a golf game

Plenty of goals in football. Touchdowns, field Goals, PAT's, safeties, etc.

so Touchdowns are now refered to as GOALS? you copycats

first you stole the name and now this? :wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:54 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Behshad wrote:guess you mustve watched a golf game

Golf! Now there is an activity (NOT a sport) that needs to go. Epic yawn.

I can't begin to comprehend how people even watch that, much less participate.
Like Carlin said, it's like watching flies fuck.

Try it sometime. It's not a sport, it's witchcraft and takes a helluva lot of practice. Golf rules. Just because you never played it doesn't mean it sucks.

by **Behshad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:56 am

This is not the first nor the last time we've argued about this....... remember the last time Drew said this: :twisted:

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... 08#4079508

MR

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