I'm going on a beer run...

[Babyblue]

Jimbo....hurry back, I need a foot massage...oh, pick up some peppermint lotion while you're out.

I think I've got some lotion around here somewhere!

Jimmy, that's NOT lotion....quit trying to convince me that it is...I know better.....it's sticky.

Just be quite an lay still... it'll have your skin smooth in NO time! I just had a sick movie flashback... "It puts the lotion on it's skin!!!"

[Angel]

Jimbo....hurry back, I need a foot massage...oh, pick up some peppermint lotion while you're out.

I think I've got some lotion around here somewhere!

Jimmy, that's NOT lotion....quit trying to convince me that it is...I know better.....it's sticky.

Just be quite an lay still... it'll have your skin smooth in NO time! I just had a sick movie flashback... "It puts the lotion on it's skin!!!"

you're scaring me a little bit.

[G.I.Jim]

Jimbo....hurry back, I need a foot massage...oh, pick up some peppermint lotion while you're out.

I think I've got some lotion around here somewhere!

Jimmy, that's NOT lotion....quit trying to convince me that it is...I know better.....it's sticky.

Just be quite an lay still... it'll have your skin smooth in NO time! I just had a sick movie flashback... "It puts the lotion on it's skin!!!"

you're scaring me a little bit.

Sorry girl.

[Angel]

Sorry girl.

You're forgiven......love ya darlin.

[steveo777]

White Russian pretty please?

Sounds good to me too.Jim you still taking orders here hon????????????????

FUCK NO... The stores closed! I'm just brown-bagging it with some wine!!!

What kind of a podunk yee-haw town do you live in?

[G.I.Jim]

Sorry girl.

You're forgiven......love ya darlin.

I know you do. I'm going to give a buzzed shout out to ALL my MR peeps tonight! You guys (and gals especially) are awesome! Thanks for putting up with me on a regular basis. You deserve an award!

We have some of the best, nicest people around, here at MR. I wouldn't know what the hell to do with myself without this place! (well... I could think of SOMETHING I'm sure! )

[steveo777]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

[G.I.Jim]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

Took me a second to get it, but THAT shit was funny Steve!!!

[Babyblue]

White Russian pretty please?

Sounds good to me too.Jim you still taking orders here hon????????????????

FUCK NO... The stores closed! I'm just brown-bagging it with some wine!!!

What kind of a podunk yee-haw town do you live in?

[perryswoman]

White Russian pretty please?

Sounds good to me too.Jim you still taking orders here hon????????????????

FUCK NO... The stores closed! I'm just brown-bagging it with some wine!!!

What kind of a podunk yee-haw town do you live in?

Yes he does and so do I. Forgot the liquor store again!! columbia sucks lol

[Babyblue]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

OMG!!!! That is just to funny.

[Angel]

I know you do. I'm going to give a buzzed shout out to ALL my MR peeps tonight! You guys (and gals especially) are awesome! Thanks for putting up with me on a regular basis. You deserve an award!

We have some of the best, nicest people around, here at MR. I wouldn't know what the hell to do with myself without this place! (well... I could think of SOMETHING I'm sure! )

OH Jimmie-pooh.....I'm a little choked up (that's what she said) can we all stand in a circle and hold hands while we sing Kumbaya? I wanna stand between you and Gator in the circle...... (that's what she said....wait, that's what I said)

[artist4perry]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

OMG!!!! That is just to funny.

I knew these guys would come up with something creative with that list...........

[JasonD]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

[G.I.Jim]

I know you do. I'm going to give a buzzed shout out to ALL my MR peeps tonight! You guys (and gals especially) are awesome! Thanks for putting up with me on a regular basis. You deserve an award!

We have some of the best, nicest people around, here at MR. I wouldn't know what the hell to do with myself without this place! (well... I could think of SOMETHING I'm sure! )

OH Jimmie-pooh.....I'm a little choked up (that's what she said) can we all stand in a circle and hold hands while we sing Kumbaya? I wanna stand between you and Gator in the circle...... (that's what she said....wait, that's what I said)

You just want to be airtight... you don't fool me!

[Babyblue]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

[Saint John]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

Waaaay too much fucking information, dude!!!

[artist4perry]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

[Angel]

I know you do. I'm going to give a buzzed shout out to ALL my MR peeps tonight! You guys (and gals especially) are awesome! Thanks for putting up with me on a regular basis. You deserve an award!

We have some of the best, nicest people around, here at MR. I wouldn't know what the hell to do with myself without this place! (well... I could think of SOMETHING I'm sure! )

OH Jimmie-pooh.....I'm a little choked up (that's what she said) can we all stand in a circle and hold hands while we sing Kumbaya? I wanna stand between you and Gator in the circle...... (that's what she said....wait, that's what I said)

You just want to be airtight... you don't fool me!

Nothin' gets by you Sherlock.

[Babyblue]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

This just gets deeper and deeper as we go on tonight.

[artist4perry]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

This just gets deeper and deeper as we go on tonight.

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

[Angel]

This just gets deeper and deeper as we go on tonight.

That's what she said.

[Angel]

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Rippin' out the carpet does have it's advantages.

[Babyblue]

This just gets deeper and deeper as we go on tonight.

That's what she said.

[artist4perry]

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Rippin' out the carpet does have it's advantages.

I think I will pass. Itchy returns.

[Babyblue]

Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

What are you gonna do, dress the pepsi up as sheep, sedate them, then shoot em?

I used to hafta go to the store & buy that stuff..... well, not the gun but you know what I mean...... I hated those emergency trips to the store. I'd always get stuck with some overzealous saleslady who wanted to ask me a bunch of questions I couldn't answer...... "Do you need light days? Medium? Heavy? Overnight?...... Do you want the ones with wings? Do you want the Midol for just bloating & cramping, or for PMS as well?" OMG!!! I always wanted to say, "Just give me the industrial strength of whatever you got & let me be on my way." Thank God those days are over!!! Now, I only get sent to the store to buy guy stuff & that, I know how to do.

PRICE CHECK! HEY MARGE...........WHAT'S THE PRICE ON THE OVERNIGHT EXTRA HEAVY FLOW KOTEX WITH FLEXI WINGS..........WHAT? NO IT'S THE LARGE PINK BOX FOR BREAST CANCER! RIGHT NEXT TO THE DEPENDS................Would that be paper or plastic?

This just gets deeper and deeper as we go on tonight.

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Damn that really hurt.

[G.I.Jim]

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Rippin' out the carpet does have it's advantages.

I feel violated!

[Babyblue]

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Rippin' out the carpet does have it's advantages.

I feel violated!

I bet you do.

[artist4perry]

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Rippin' out the carpet does have it's advantages.

I feel violated!

Then you put the tampon in the wrong place.

[Angel]

Just don't put the kotex on upside down........... You won't need a waxing afterwards for sure..........

Rippin' out the carpet does have it's advantages.

I feel violated!

Yeah, but we all know you like being violated.