World Ends In 2012

[Ehwmatt]

If it's gonna end in 2012, at least I get to die young and not have to grow old

Screw dying. If they don't have Carlsberg Elephant on the other side, I don't want to fucking go.

Dude, I think I told you about this last summer, but I tried that shit after your recommendation and let me tell you, the next day I had the most brutal shits ever. It's the only thing in the world I've ever drank/ate besides Taco Bell that smelled EXACTLY THE SAME coming out of my ass as it did when i drank/ate it. It was bad, but at the same time, kinda cool. It at least softened the blow of shitting my intestines out from 9 AM to 12 PM the next day a little bit. It wasn't cool enough to make me try it again

[Behshad]

The 2012 thing is all based on theory anyway

Plenty of those in the world. Just look at the global warming nuts.

Or those who still follow Journey !

Or people who just went to see a Journey tribute band in the last few weeks.

That wasnt a theory buddy ! That was a FACT!

[Behshad]

If it's gonna end in 2012, at least I get to die young and not have to grow old

Screw dying. If they don't have Carlsberg Elephant on the other side, I don't want to fucking go.

Dude, I think I told you about this last summer, but I tried that shit after your recommendation and let me tell you, the next day I had the most brutal shits ever. It's the only thing in the world I've ever drank/ate besides Taco Bell that smelled EXACTLY THE SAME coming out of my ass as it did when i drank/ate it. It was bad, but at the same time, kinda cool. It at least softened the blow of shitting my intestines out from 9 AM to 12 PM the next day a little bit. It wasn't cool enough to make me try it again

When you and Saint Danilow come over to party this spring we will drink some regular Carlsbergs. You will like it better,,,

[Ehwmatt]

If it's gonna end in 2012, at least I get to die young and not have to grow old

Screw dying. If they don't have Carlsberg Elephant on the other side, I don't want to fucking go.

Dude, I think I told you about this last summer, but I tried that shit after your recommendation and let me tell you, the next day I had the most brutal shits ever. It's the only thing in the world I've ever drank/ate besides Taco Bell that smelled EXACTLY THE SAME coming out of my ass as it did when i drank/ate it. It was bad, but at the same time, kinda cool. It at least softened the blow of shitting my intestines out from 9 AM to 12 PM the next day a little bit. It wasn't cool enough to make me try it again

When you and Saint Danilow come over to party this spring we will drink some regular Carlsbergs. You will like it better,,,

I mean in the Elephant's defense, I enjoyed the beer on the way down. When are we gonna do that any way? End of May?

[Don]

2012 is based on the end date of one age of the long calender. After a big as party a new long calender would start. At least that was the plan before the Spanish showed up. Think of it like an analog odometer passing the number nine. It doesn't stop but goes back to zero and starts over again. That's all this calender was meant to do.

[Behshad]

If it's gonna end in 2012, at least I get to die young and not have to grow old

Screw dying. If they don't have Carlsberg Elephant on the other side, I don't want to fucking go.

Dude, I think I told you about this last summer, but I tried that shit after your recommendation and let me tell you, the next day I had the most brutal shits ever. It's the only thing in the world I've ever drank/ate besides Taco Bell that smelled EXACTLY THE SAME coming out of my ass as it did when i drank/ate it. It was bad, but at the same time, kinda cool. It at least softened the blow of shitting my intestines out from 9 AM to 12 PM the next day a little bit. It wasn't cool enough to make me try it again

When you and Saint Danilow come over to party this spring we will drink some regular Carlsbergs. You will like it better,,,

I mean in the Elephant's defense, I enjoyed the beer on the way down. When are we gonna do that any way? End of May?

We could do it weekend of April 3rd.... it should be warm enough to at least get the grill out ,,,,

[Ehwmatt]

If it's gonna end in 2012, at least I get to die young and not have to grow old

Screw dying. If they don't have Carlsberg Elephant on the other side, I don't want to fucking go.

Dude, I think I told you about this last summer, but I tried that shit after your recommendation and let me tell you, the next day I had the most brutal shits ever. It's the only thing in the world I've ever drank/ate besides Taco Bell that smelled EXACTLY THE SAME coming out of my ass as it did when i drank/ate it. It was bad, but at the same time, kinda cool. It at least softened the blow of shitting my intestines out from 9 AM to 12 PM the next day a little bit. It wasn't cool enough to make me try it again

When you and Saint Danilow come over to party this spring we will drink some regular Carlsbergs. You will like it better,,,

I mean in the Elephant's defense, I enjoyed the beer on the way down. When are we gonna do that any way? End of May?

We could do it weekend of April 3rd.... it should be warm enough to at least get the grill out ,,,,

That's a gamble, but that might work.

[Ligzig]

2012 is based on the end date of one age of the long calender. After a big as party a new long calender would start. At least that was the plan before the Spanish showed up. Think of it like an analog odometer passing the number nine. It doesn't stop but goes back to zero and starts over again. That's all this calender was meant to do.

I agree, but I've already made a deal with my girlfriend that December 23rd (or was it 25th?) doesn't matter, one of those days we are getting wasted. For good measure.

[Behshad]

2012 is based on the end date of one age of the long calender. After a big as party a new long calender would start. At least that was the plan before the Spanish showed up. Think of it like an analog odometer passing the number nine. It doesn't stop but goes back to zero and starts over again. That's all this calender was meant to do.

So does back to zero mean...

[StevePerryHair]

The 2012 thing is all based on theory anyway

well its not even a theory,,, its just a prediction.... nothing more nothing less....

I'm hypothesizing that you missed the winky and smiley

[Don]

2012 is based on the end date of one age of the long calender. After a big as party a new long calender would start. At least that was the plan before the Spanish showed up. Think of it like an analog odometer passing the number nine. It doesn't stop but goes back to zero and starts over again. That's all this calender was meant to do.

I agree, but I've already made a deal with my girlfriend that December 23rd (or was it 25th?) doesn't matter, one of those days we are getting wasted. For good measure.

Whenever the winter solstice is that year.

[Behshad]

The 2012 thing is all based on theory anyway

well its not even a theory,,, its just a prediction.... nothing more nothing less....

I'm hypothesizing that you missed the winky and smiley

But its is a FACT that their Calendar ends on that date !

[StevePerryHair]

The 2012 thing is all based on theory anyway

well its not even a theory,,, its just a prediction.... nothing more nothing less....

I'm hypothesizing that you missed the winky and smiley

But its is a FACT that their Calendar ends on that date !

But a THEORY on what that means

[Behshad]

If it's gonna end in 2012, at least I get to die young and not have to grow old

Screw dying. If they don't have Carlsberg Elephant on the other side, I don't want to fucking go.

Dude, I think I told you about this last summer, but I tried that shit after your recommendation and let me tell you, the next day I had the most brutal shits ever. It's the only thing in the world I've ever drank/ate besides Taco Bell that smelled EXACTLY THE SAME coming out of my ass as it did when i drank/ate it. It was bad, but at the same time, kinda cool. It at least softened the blow of shitting my intestines out from 9 AM to 12 PM the next day a little bit. It wasn't cool enough to make me try it again

When you and Saint Danilow come over to party this spring we will drink some regular Carlsbergs. You will like it better,,,

I mean in the Elephant's defense, I enjoyed the beer on the way down. When are we gonna do that any way? End of May?

We could do it weekend of April 3rd.... it should be warm enough to at least get the grill out ,,,,

That's a gamble, but that might work.

Itll be alright dude,,,,,if I can make T-bones on the grill in middle of february (9 degrees & snowing), Im sure I can make you guys some kind of food in April,,,,