MR Nicknames

[Rockindeano]

Euro soccer is the most popular sport in the world, and without a doubt the best. There's not a lot of things that's better than being with 60 000 other fans when your team (Arsenal) scores.

I love it when soccer fan, especially Euro soccer fan rolls out the "popular" card when describing his favourite sport. Dude, there's a reason why Euro soccer is popular over in say, Europe...it sure ain't popular here in America where shit matters the most. You can't find a red blooded Yank who likes that crap. Anyway, soccer is popular in Europe because everyone in Europe is a fucking pussy. That's right, they're all pussies. If they were real athletes, they would play "real" football, the USA kind, or hockey, not some goddamned glee club "sport" where a bunch of long haired chain smoking Euros run around like fuckin banshees, chasing a ridiculous looking spotted ball, and faking injuries. There is no sense to that fuckin game. 0-0. Yeah, we tied! 0-0! Gay. And before you say hockey games are low scoring, that's a) not true, and b) even if there is a game say 2-1, I can assure you there were about 50 shots on goal, and a shitload of hits and fights....real fights, with fists, not some euro going down like he was dinged by Oswalt in the club level at Wembley Stadium. Oh this makes me sick just typing this garbage, which is soccer. The only reason it's popular is because third world shitheaps like Guatemala, Mexico or Honduras is because those poor bastards can't afford a ball or a net. They use a coconut and a couple trees for Christ's sake. And don't get me going on nets. Tell me why a net is needed in soccer? It sure as Hell doesn't get used! And time...time.hey I know, let's keep the time in our head? Brilliant idea! Let's not get a scoreboard for 5,000 bucks, let's just keep it in our crooked referees head, so he can guesstimate the time left or guesstimate on injury timeouts...haha, injury timeouts..what injury? A blade of grass scratch Vinchenzo's knees? Oh poor little smelly euro. Get the fuck out of here with soccer. Don't bring that shit in here.

Fuck you soccer fan.

[Ehwmatt]

Euro soccer is the most popular sport in the world, and without a doubt the best. There's not a lot of things that's better than being with 60 000 other fans when your team (Arsenal) scores.

I love it when soccer fan, especially Euro soccer fan rolls out the "popular" card when describing his favourite sport. Dude, there's a reason why Euro soccer is popular over in say, Europe...it sure ain't popular here in America where shit matters the most. You can't find a red blooded Yank who likes that crap. Anyway, soccer is popular in Europe because everyone in Europe is a fucking pussy. That's right, they're all pussies. If they were real athletes, they would play "real" football, the USA kind, or hockey, not some goddamned glee club "sport" where a bunch of long haired chain smoking Euros run around like fuckin banshees, chasing a ridiculous looking spotted ball, and faking injuries. There is no sense to that fuckin game. 0-0. Yeah, we tied! 0-0! Gay. And before you say hockey games are low scoring, that's a) not true, and b) even if there is a game say 2-1, I can assure you there were about 50 shots on goal, and a shitload of hits and fights....real fights, with fists, not some euro going down like he was dinged by Oswalt in the club level at Wembley Stadium. Oh this makes me sick just typing this garbage, which is soccer. The only reason it's popular is because third world shitheaps like Guatemala, Mexico or Honduras is because those poor bastards can't afford a ball or a net. They use a coconut and a couple trees for Christ's sake. And don't get me going on nets. Tell me why a net is needed in soccer? It sure as Hell doesn't get used! And time...time.hey I know, let's keep the time in our head? Brilliant idea! Let's not get a scoreboard for 5,000 bucks, let's just keep it in our crooked referees head, so he can guesstimate the time left or guesstimate on injury timeouts...haha, injury timeouts..what injury? A blade of grass scratch Vinchenzo's knees? Oh poor little smelly euro. Get the fuck out of here with soccer. Don't bring that shit in here.

Fuck you soccer fan.

[Rockindeano]

Euro soccer is the most popular sport in the world, and without a doubt the best. There's not a lot of things that's better than being with 60 000 other fans when your team (Arsenal) scores.

Oh I can think of a lot of things better than hanging with a trainload of smelly chain smoking Euros.

How about being woken up with your girlfriends mouth on your rod? Beat that.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

There's not a lot of things that's better than being with 60 000 other fans when your team (Arsenal) scores.

Chelsea!!!!

SPURS !

[parfait]

Euro soccer is the most popular sport in the world, and without a doubt the best. There's not a lot of things that's better than being with 60 000 other fans when your team (Arsenal) scores.

I love it when soccer fan, especially Euro soccer fan rolls out the "popular" card when describing his favourite sport. Dude, there's a reason why Euro soccer is popular over in say, Europe...it sure ain't popular here in America where shit matters the most. You can't find a red blooded Yank who likes that crap. Anyway, soccer is popular in Europe because everyone in Europe is a fucking pussy. That's right, they're all pussies. If they were real athletes, they would play "real" football, the USA kind, or hockey, not some goddamned glee club "sport" where a bunch of long haired chain smoking Euros run around like fuckin banshees, chasing a ridiculous looking spotted ball, and faking injuries. There is no sense to that fuckin game. 0-0. Yeah, we tied! 0-0! Gay. And before you say hockey games are low scoring, that's a) not true, and b) even if there is a game say 2-1, I can assure you there were about 50 shots on goal, and a shitload of hits and fights....real fights, with fists, not some euro going down like he was dinged by Oswalt in the club level at Wembley Stadium. Oh this makes me sick just typing this garbage, which is soccer. The only reason it's popular is because third world shitheaps like Guatemala, Mexico or Honduras is because those poor bastards can't afford a ball or a net. They use a coconut and a couple trees for Christ's sake. And don't get me going on nets. Tell me why a net is needed in soccer? It sure as Hell doesn't get used! And time...time.hey I know, let's keep the time in our head? Brilliant idea! Let's not get a scoreboard for 5,000 bucks, let's just keep it in our crooked referees head, so he can guesstimate the time left or guesstimate on injury timeouts...haha, injury timeouts..what injury? A blade of grass scratch Vinchenzo's knees? Oh poor little smelly euro. Get the fuck out of here with soccer. Don't bring that shit in here.

Fuck you soccer fan.

... Right.

Never been to Europe, right? As in France, Italy, Spain, Greece, Germany etc... Save up some of that hard earned social security you usually just spend on trucker hats and Mc Nuggets and wait... Cause you'll be able to afford the parking fee at your local airport in no time! I know Deano, you're never going to see the world. You'll never be able to see the beautiful night life in Saint Tropez and Cannes, much less enjoy it. You're never going to see the Norwegian fjords and mountains, or true architecture and history like La Cinque Terre in Italy .

Don't you get it? The US was founded by Europeans, you assface! Hey, it's perfectly fine that you seem to think that the lumbering lards of fat you call US citizens is a separate race, but they're not. They're just a bunch of really retarded Europeans with bad habits. The only thing you people have contributed to world history is shooting stuff up and making wars.

I don't expect you to understand anything that's beyond your own habitat (meaning the local KFC), but you got to try and understand that there's a world outside of that, that have been there far longer than the US. Soccer, Deano; is the most popular sport because it's a lot more than that. It helps poor people get off the streets, often soccer can be the only chance to get outta the favela/ghetto whatever, and it's one of the worlds most influential advocate to stop racism. Soccer unites people like no other sport on earth. Deano, you don't get it...

You just don't get it.

Edit: And no, waking up with a girl blowing you off isn't better than being at Emirates when Arsenal gets a win over Man Utd or Chelsea.

[Rockindeano]

... Right.

Never been to Europe, right? As in France, Italy, Spain, Greece, Germany etc... Save up some of that hard earned social security you usually just spend on trucker hats and Mc Nuggets and wait... Cause you'll be able to afford the parking fee at your local airport in no time! I know Deano, you're never going to see the world. You'll never be able to see the beautiful night life in Saint Tropez and Cannes, much less enjoy it.

Don't you get it? The US was founded by Europeans, you assface! Hey, it's perfectly fine that you seem to think that the lumbering lards of fat you call US citizens is a separate race, but they're not.

I don't expect you to understand anything that's beyond your own habitat (meaning the local KFC), but you got to try and understand that there's a world outside of that, that have been there far longer than the US. Soccer, Deano; is the most popular sport because it's a lot more than that. It helps poor people get off the streets, often soccer can be the only chance to get outta the favela/ghetto whatever, and it's one of the worlds most influential advocate to stop racism. Soccer unites people like no other sport on earth. Deano, you don't get it...

You just don't get it.

P,

I notice you didn't challenge anything I said regarding soccer. You conveniently went to the "you won't see the world" card. I want very much to see the world. I would love to go see Ireland, France, Italy, Portugal, Spain, etc...however, I wasn't talking about euros, I was talking about the piece of shit game you all worship. I just don't get it. Score a goal a month and a riot breaks out. Maybe it's me, but I can't get my head around it.

Anyway, can you tell me what so many Euros have against soap and deodorant? I would love to know why they're not accepted "over there."

And don't be banging on the Colonel dude...not cool. An American Icon. That motherfucker can bring the chicken like no one else, ever.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

Edit: And no, waking up with a girl blowing you off isn't better than being at Emirates when Arsenal gets a win over Man Utd or Chelsea.

but ....certainly its rare for Arsenal to beat United or CHelsea. But blow having said that blow jobs and Arsenal DO go in the same sentence- The Gunners blow goats !!!!

[parfait]

... Right.

Never been to Europe, right? As in France, Italy, Spain, Greece, Germany etc... Save up some of that hard earned social security you usually just spend on trucker hats and Mc Nuggets and wait... Cause you'll be able to afford the parking fee at your local airport in no time! I know Deano, you're never going to see the world. You'll never be able to see the beautiful night life in Saint Tropez and Cannes, much less enjoy it.

Don't you get it? The US was founded by Europeans, you assface! Hey, it's perfectly fine that you seem to think that the lumbering lards of fat you call US citizens is a separate race, but they're not.

I don't expect you to understand anything that's beyond your own habitat (meaning the local KFC), but you got to try and understand that there's a world outside of that, that have been there far longer than the US. Soccer, Deano; is the most popular sport because it's a lot more than that. It helps poor people get off the streets, often soccer can be the only chance to get outta the favela/ghetto whatever, and it's one of the worlds most influential advocate to stop racism. Soccer unites people like no other sport on earth. Deano, you don't get it...

You just don't get it.

P,

I notice you didn't challenge anything I said regarding soccer. You conveniently went to the "you won't see the world" card. I want very much to see the world. I would love to go see Ireland, France, Italy, Portugal, Spain, etc...however, I wasn't talking about euros, I was talking about the piece of shit game you all worship. I just don't get it. Score a goal a month and a riot breaks out. Maybe it's me, but I can't get my head around it.

Anyway, can you tell me what so many Euros have against soap and deodorant? I would love to know why they're not accepted "over there."

And don't be banging on the Colonel dude...not cool. An American Icon. That motherfucker can bring the chicken like no one else, ever.

The soap and deodorant thing is a bunch of bullshit, man. A lot of middle eastern people, as well as Africans can smell pretty bad, cause it's just so fucking hot there, but a normal European showers as much as a American.

I'm raised up on soccer, the European culture is heavily centered around soccer (when it comes to sport) as much as the US culture is based around football or baseball. It all about emotions, dude - almost everyone in Europe who's not a assface loves soccer, and they, including me, got a bunch of feelings involved as well. The amount of skill, finesse and quickness you got to have to be real good in soccer is astounding - it's a whole other than football. But dude, I like football, wrestling, basketball, biathlon, slalom, summer olympics, whatever!


You got to start open your minds to other things than what's just popular in the US. I'd love to see how well you people would do with a soccer ball, or a pair of skis. You won't understand how fun and challenging it is, until you get to try it out yourself. But players faking injury is a part of the game too, but it's not allowed. But the joy you can get, when a player on your favorite team fakes a injury/fall in such a way that the judge gives a red card (out of the game) to the player on the other team, is fucking amazing!

Not having a timer going off at the end of the game just makes the game that more exciting. For example: the extra time is two minutes, and both teams have got 1 goal each, and so just a couple of minutes extra can mean a team can score another goal, thus winning.

Oh, and why the hell would you want to go to Ireland?

[Rockindeano]

You got to start open your minds to other things than what's just popular in the US. I'd love to see how well you people would do with a soccer ball, or a pair of skis. You won't understand how fun and challenging it is, until you get to try it out yourself.

I think Lindsay Vonn pretty much smoked all the Euro skiers in Vancouver last month as did Bode Miller and Julia Mancaso for team USA and Canada had it's winners too, Jenn Heil and Alexandre Bilodeau..have to include Canada as it and the USA are the same place anyway, except Canada looks nicer and has quality universal heathcare. for all it's citizens.

But players faking injury is a part of the game too, but it's not allowed. But the joy you can get, when a player on your favorite team fakes a injury/fall in such a way that the judge gives a red card (out of the game) to the player on the other team, is fucking amazing!

Not cool at all dude. I see nothing amazing about long haired Italians going down like they were part of the Iraqi invasion. In the NHL, you fake a fall, or trip, and YOU get the unsportsmenlike penalty.

Not having a timer going off at the end of the game just makes the game that more exciting. For example: the extra time is two minutes, and both teams have got 1 goal each, and so just a couple of minutes extra can mean a team can score another goal, thus winning.

More absurdity. Let's say America leads Mexico 1-0, and the ref has a 1,000 bucks on Mexico to win. He can allow a little more time than reality in order for the Mexicans to score and tie it up. It can be falsified, and it's fucking ridiculous. This is 2010, get a goddamned clock!

Oh, and why the hell would you want to go to Ireland?

I don't know, pubs every 100 feet, beautiful women and killer music. Any better Euro state?

[parfait]

You got to start open your minds to other things than what's just popular in the US. I'd love to see how well you people would do with a soccer ball, or a pair of skis. You won't understand how fun and challenging it is, until you get to try it out yourself.

I think Lindsay Vonn pretty much smoked all the Euro skiers in Vancouver last month as did Bode Miller and Julia Mancaso for team USA and Canada had it's winners too, Jenn Heil and Alexandre Bilodeau..have to include Canada as it and the USA are the same place anyway, except Canada looks nicer and has quality universal heathcare. for all it's citizens.

But players faking injury is a part of the game too, but it's not allowed. But the joy you can get, when a player on your favorite team fakes a injury/fall in such a way that the judge gives a red card (out of the game) to the player on the other team, is fucking amazing!

Not cool at all dude. I see nothing amazing about long haired Italians going down like they were part of the Iraqi invasion. In the NHL, you fake a fall, or trip, and YOU get the unsportsmenlike penalty.

Not having a timer going off at the end of the game just makes the game that more exciting. For example: the extra time is two minutes, and both teams have got 1 goal each, and so just a couple of minutes extra can mean a team can score another goal, thus winning.

More absurdity. Let's say America leads Mexico 1-0, and the ref has a 1,000 bucks on Mexico to win. He can allow a little more time than reality in order for the Mexicans to score and tie it up. It can be falsified, and it's fucking ridiculous. This is 2010, get a goddamned clock!

Oh, and why the hell would you want to go to Ireland?

I don't know, pubs every 100 feet, beautiful women and killer music. Any better Euro state?

Sorry Dean, but I'm not gonna make a big ass argument outta this. I like soccer, you like football. I like brunettes, you like neatly trimmed ass cracks.

I don't drink beer, so I don't know a lot about dinghy pubs, but Ireland does not have a lot of pretty girls. It's a fact that the quality of girls in Britain, Irland, Scotland and Wales is butt-fucking-low. I'm talking pale, pudgy foul looking and tacky girls. Ed Hardy tacky.

And dude, I've told you I'll gladly take you out clubbing. Puerto Banus, Spain is pretty sweet in the summer.

[steveo777]

You got to start open your minds to other things than what's just popular in the US. I'd love to see how well you people would do with a soccer ball, or a pair of skis. You won't understand how fun and challenging it is, until you get to try it out yourself.

I think Lindsay Vonn pretty much smoked all the Euro skiers in Vancouver last month as did Bode Miller and Julia Mancaso for team USA and Canada had it's winners too, Jenn Heil and Alexandre Bilodeau..have to include Canada as it and the USA are the same place anyway, except Canada looks nicer and has quality universal heathcare. for all it's citizens.

But players faking injury is a part of the game too, but it's not allowed. But the joy you can get, when a player on your favorite team fakes a injury/fall in such a way that the judge gives a red card (out of the game) to the player on the other team, is fucking amazing!

Not cool at all dude. I see nothing amazing about long haired Italians going down like they were part of the Iraqi invasion. In the NHL, you fake a fall, or trip, and YOU get the unsportsmenlike penalty.

Not having a timer going off at the end of the game just makes the game that more exciting. For example: the extra time is two minutes, and both teams have got 1 goal each, and so just a couple of minutes extra can mean a team can score another goal, thus winning.

More absurdity. Let's say America leads Mexico 1-0, and the ref has a 1,000 bucks on Mexico to win. He can allow a little more time than reality in order for the Mexicans to score and tie it up. It can be falsified, and it's fucking ridiculous. This is 2010, get a goddamned clock!

Oh, and why the hell would you want to go to Ireland?

I don't know, pubs every 100 feet, beautiful women and killer music. Any better Euro state?

Sorry Dean, but I'm not gonna make a big ass argument outta this. I like soccer, you like football. I like brunettes, you like short haired labradors.

I don't drink beer, so I don't know a lot about dinghy pubs, but Ireland does not have a lot of pretty girls. It's a fact that the quality of girls in Britain, Irland, Scotland and Wales is butt-fucking-ugly. I'm talking pale andd pudgy foul looking and tacky girls. Ed Hardy tacky.

And dude, I've told you I'll gladly take you out clubbing. Puerto Banus, Spain is pretty sweet in the summer.

Hey...no dissin Ed Hardy!

[Ehwmatt]

I don't drink beer, so I don't know a lot about dinghy pubs

I don't trust a man that won't drink beer

I don't trust a man that won't curse

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I don't drink beer, so I don't know a lot about dinghy pubs, but Ireland does not have a lot of pretty girls. It's a fact that the quality of girls in Britain, Irland, Scotland and Wales is butt-fucking-low. I'm talking pale, pudgy foul looking and tacky girls. Ed Hardy tacky.

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lol what happened dude, did you go out in London one night and get shut down....... there's beautifull classy women in every country, and I know loads of them them that live in Britain.... especially in England....

[Rockindeano]

I don't drink beer, so I don't know a lot about dinghy pubs, but Ireland does not have a lot of pretty girls. It's a fact that the quality of girls in Britain, Ireland,

Care to explain how the Corrs girls came out so fucking beautiful? I swear Andrea Corr maybe be the hottest piece of ass on the planet.

[parfait]

I don't drink beer, so I don't know a lot about dinghy pubs, but Ireland does not have a lot of pretty girls. It's a fact that the quality of girls in Britain, Ireland,

Care to explain how the Corrs girls came out so fucking beautiful? I swear Andrea Corr maybe be the hottest piece of ass on the planet.

Of course there are beautiful women in Irland and England too, but I've been in London many times, and the girls there are less than good looking tbh. Most of them anyways. There's a lof of countries where there' loads of beautiful girls, Britain isn't one of them.

They generally got pretty poor bone structure, pale skin and piss poor sense of style.

[Rockindeano]

I don't drink beer, so I don't know a lot about dinghy pubs, but Ireland does not have a lot of pretty girls. It's a fact that the quality of girls in Britain, Ireland,

Care to explain how the Corrs girls came out so fucking beautiful? I swear Andrea Corr maybe be the hottest piece of ass on the planet.

Of course there are beautiful women in Irland and England too, but I've been in London many times, and the girls there are less than good looking tbh. Most of them anyways. There's a lof of countries where there' loads of beautiful girls, Britain isn't one of them.

They generally got pretty poor bone structure, pale skin and piss poor sense of style.

I'd just love to hear your take on American girls. I've seen shitloads of hot Canadian women, but the sheer number of Americans suggest that most of the hot chicks live here, probably most in California.

[Saint John]

I wrote this over 2 years ago:

Euros and the great game of "Soccer"


Bored out of my fucking mind I decided to watch a soccer match the other night. After falling asleep 3 times, picking my ass, scratching my nuts, and desperately trying to find a real sport, I watched the end of the match. Can one of you jackoffs that play this so called sport explain to me why there isn't a fucking clock? Toward the end, these pseudo males were running around in a paranoid frenzy because they sensed the match was about over. What kind of bullshit is that? I can't imagine baseball, football, Nascar or any other American sport having its participants "guess" when the fucking contest is over. I'm dying to hear an explanation to this obviously ignorant practice.

PS Having been to Greece 10 times and being of Greek heritage I went to a soccer match in Athens once. What a fucking horrifying experience. Aside from my nose hairs being burned off from the actually visible stench cloud, I had to duck steel bolts. That's right, 40,000 stinky fucks hurling objects at each other. Yay...fun. The match had 20,000 people on each side separated by 5,000 police officers. Seemed more like fucking animal tamers to me. Had they given me a running start I would have been all for dropping a "MOAB" on those smarmy, stinky fucks...several of whom were relatives.

[Saint John]

How can anyone find booting a ball around enthralling? Most logical, athletic men would rather run a "post route", try and hit a "deuce", or attempt a "one-timer", all of which require all of your body parts!!! To kick a fucking ball around for God only fucking knows how long seems ridiculous. Why have fucking arms? Add in the fans that attempt to kill the players and refs and you are left with a mindless, medieval dingleberry fest of smelly fucks from Europe, war torn African shit holes, South American Pablos and North American border jumpers. Yay!!!

[Ehwmatt]

How can anyone find booting a ball around enthralling? Most logical, athletic men would rather run a "post route", try and hit a "deuce", or attempt a "one-timer", all of which require all of your body parts!!! To kick a fucking ball around for God only fucking knows how long seems ridiculous. Why have fucking arms? Add in the fans that attempt to kill the players and refs and you are left with a mindless, medieval dingleberry fest of smelly fucks from Europe, war torn African shit holes, South American Pablos and North American border jumpers. Yay!!!

Pure gold, both of these posts, and 100% objective truth.

[*Laura]

Why have fucking arms?

To flip you the bird.

The way you (and Deano in the past) write about it is truly funny and I confess that these soccer rants were among the best MR posts ever... but right now it's kinda hard for me to laugh...My dad passed away this year and any talk about soccer reminds me of him.
He was a great soccer player, a real pro, and it was nothing boring or easy in what he did to stay in shape or play the game. It's an immense effort to keep running for 90 minutes. The injuries are real too...well, 90% of them. The "cheaters" are usually busted.
Sometimes, the months of training for a tournament are even more consuming than the actual games.
But maybe it's just me who perceives this sport like this because I grew up with it and witnessed everything personally.

However, good humor is good humor and I love it even when I hurt.


Btw, what I really loathe about this sport is the "fans". Those "hooligans" ruined it and the beauty of the game will never be the same because of their violent behavior. I just hate them.

[parfait]

Why have fucking arms?

To flip you the bird.

The way you (and Deano in the past) write about it is truly funny and I confess that these soccer rants were among the best MR posts ever... but right now it's kinda hard for me to laugh...My dad passed away this year and any talk about soccer reminds me of him.
He was a great soccer player, a real pro, and it was nothing boring or easy in what he did to stay in shape or play the game. It's an immense effort to keep running for 90 minutes. The injuries are real too...well, 90% of them. The "cheaters" are usually busted.
Sometimes, the months of training for a tournament are even more consuming than the actual games.
But maybe it's just me who perceives this sport like this because I grew up with it and witnessed everything personally.

However, good humor is good humor and I love it even when I hurt.


Btw, what I really loathe about this sport is the "fans". Those "hooligans" ruined it and the beauty of the game will never be the same because of their violent behavior. I just hate them.

There's no point in trying to persuade Saint Retardo and his lacky - soccer is one of the most beautiful sports in the world, no doubt about it, and as I've mentioned earlier: it's a lot more than a sport too.

I'm sorry for your loss, though.

[*Laura]

Why have fucking arms?

To flip you the bird.

The way you (and Deano in the past) write about it is truly funny and I confess that these soccer rants were among the best MR posts ever... but right now it's kinda hard for me to laugh...My dad passed away this year and any talk about soccer reminds me of him.
He was a great soccer player, a real pro, and it was nothing boring or easy in what he did to stay in shape or play the game. It's an immense effort to keep running for 90 minutes. The injuries are real too...well, 90% of them. The "cheaters" are usually busted.
Sometimes, the months of training for a tournament are even more consuming than the actual games.
But maybe it's just me who perceives this sport like this because I grew up with it and witnessed everything personally.

However, good humor is good humor and I love it even when I hurt.


Btw, what I really loathe about this sport is the "fans". Those "hooligans" ruined it and the beauty of the game will never be the same because of their violent behavior. I just hate them.

There's no point in trying to persuade Saint Retardo and his lacky - soccer is one of the most beautiful sports in the world, no doubt about it.

I'm sorry for your loss, though.

Thank you. You must be European, just like me.

Not trying to persuade the guys - they are way too stubborn. Besides, we need some good SNL action on here, no? lol

[Rockindeano]

Why have fucking arms?

To flip you the bird.

The way you (and Deano in the past) write about it is truly funny and I confess that these soccer rants were among the best MR posts ever... but right now it's kinda hard for me to laugh...My dad passed away this year and any talk about soccer reminds me of him.
He was a great soccer player, a real pro, and it was nothing boring or easy in what he did to stay in shape or play the game. It's an immense effort to keep running for 90 minutes. The injuries are real too...well, 90% of them. The "cheaters" are usually busted.
Sometimes, the months of training for a tournament are even more consuming than the actual games.
But maybe it's just me who perceives this sport like this because I grew up with it and witnessed everything personally.

However, good humor is good humor and I love it even when I hurt.


Btw, what I really loathe about this sport is the "fans". Those "hooligans" ruined it and the beauty of the game will never be the same because of their violent behavior. I just hate them.

There's no point in trying to persuade Saint Retardo and his lacky - soccer is one of the most beautiful sports in the world, no doubt about it.

I'm sorry for your loss, though.

Thank you. You must be European, just like me.

Not trying to persuade the guys - they are way too stubborn. Besides, we need some good SNL action on here, no? lol

I'll do my best tonight. Just cracked a Miller Lite tall boy. It's on tonight. Where's that homosexual GI Jim and that sand pirate Behshad. Cocksuckers. Sgt Synthesizer and Private Dune Coon.

[steveo777]

Laura, you are a very pretty European. Sorry to hear about your father.

[Rockindeano]

Laura, you are a very pretty European. Sorry to hear about your father.

I'm sorry too, but on the other hand, I wish my fuckin mom would die already. What a bitch. If she were to die, I would throw a rager to end all ragers.

[Ehwmatt]

Laura, you are a very pretty European. Sorry to hear about your father.

I'm sorry too, but on the other hand, I wish my fuckin mom would die already. What a bitch. If she were to die, I would throw a rager to end all ragers.

AHA! The truth is coming out. Now all we need is the Phallic Crypt Keeper to show up and psychoanalyze your Oedipal issues

[steveo777]

Laura, you are a very pretty European. Sorry to hear about your father.

I'm sorry too, but on the other hand, I wish my fuckin mom would die already. What a bitch. If she were to die, I would throw a rager to end all ragers.

Damn! I couldn't fathom ever saying anything like that about my Mom.

[*Laura]

LOL...you guys never fail to crack me up!
And thanks for the kind words.

Dean, I'm expecting classic material from you and Mr. Lite. haha

[Rockindeano]

Laura, you are a very pretty European. Sorry to hear about your father.

I'm sorry too, but on the other hand, I wish my fuckin mom would die already. What a bitch. If she were to die, I would throw a rager to end all ragers.

Damn! I couldn't fathom ever saying anything like that about my Mom.

Dude, I understand your shock, but my mom truly is the devil's bride. You wouldn't believe the shit she put on me....anyway, let's not turn this into a counseling session as I want no part of that. I just want to party tonight.

[Rockindeano]

LOL...you guys never fail to crack me up!
And thanks for the kind words.

Dean, I'm expecting classic material from you and Mr. Lite. haha

Maybe I'll make one of those videos where I pound three 24 ouncers in succession, in like 15 seconds..man it hurts like hell, but it's funny to watch.