Strip Clubs...yay, or nay?

[Ehwmatt]

Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

Disturbing, but yet.. very..


..very true.

Very true if you go there for sexual gratification. If you just go there to relax and have a fun time that is sure to produce some funny moments when you turn down the greedy ho's lookin to swindle you out of your money while you're drunk and/or watchng your too drunk fun blow tons of money on a stupid stripper, it is well worth the occasional trip.

Yeah, but you could go anywhere and do that on a Saturday night whether it be the bar down the road from you or the nasty ass stank strip club you have to drive 50 minutes to. I've seen dudes act like total fuckin fools in a bar and spend money on hapless women who obviously didn't bring a penny to their name so they could prey on the hopeless jackoff that's going to spend over $70 dollars on a chick because of intimidation. Man, I could just kick these dudes in the face for being so retarded.

That's not the same thing man. It's not like I frequent them weekly or even monthly, but something tells me you'd have a good time if you went one night with a fun group of buds.

[Behshad]

Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

Disturbing, but yet.. very..


..very true.

Very true if you go there for sexual gratification. If you just go there to relax and have a fun time that is sure to produce some funny moments when you turn down the greedy ho's lookin to swindle you out of your money while you're drunk and/or watchng your too drunk fun blow tons of money on a stupid stripper, it is well worth the occasional trip.

Yeah, but you could go anywhere and do that on a Saturday night whether it be the bar down the road from you or the nasty ass stank strip club you have to drive 50 minutes to. I've seen dudes act like total fuckin fools in a bar and spend money on hapless women who obviously didn't bring a penny to their name so they could prey on the hopeless jackoff that's going to spend over $70 dollars on a chick because of intimidation. Man, I could just kick these dudes in the face for being so retarded.

That's not the same thing man. It's not like I frequent them weekly or even monthly, but something tells me you'd have a good time if you went one night with a fun group of buds.

I agree with Matt.
Plus , Trav,,,, if you ever go to a nice strip club, then you will understand what we mean,,, I really have to take you to landingstrip this summer,,, with Matt and Dan !

[YoungJRNY]

Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

Disturbing, but yet.. very..


..very true.

Very true if you go there for sexual gratification. If you just go there to relax and have a fun time that is sure to produce some funny moments when you turn down the greedy ho's lookin to swindle you out of your money while you're drunk and/or watchng your too drunk fun blow tons of money on a stupid stripper, it is well worth the occasional trip.

Yeah, but you could go anywhere and do that on a Saturday night whether it be the bar down the road from you or the nasty ass stank strip club you have to drive 50 minutes to. I've seen dudes act like total fuckin fools in a bar and spend money on hapless women who obviously didn't bring a penny to their name so they could prey on the hopeless jackoff that's going to spend over $70 dollars on a chick because of intimidation. Man, I could just kick these dudes in the face for being so retarded.

That's not the same thing man. It's not like I frequent them weekly or even monthly, but something tells me you'd have a good time if you went one night with a fun group of buds.

I agree with Matt.
Plus , Trav,,,, if you ever go to a nice strip club, then you will understand what we mean,,, I really have to take you to landingstrip this summer,,, with Matt and Dan !

Haha, trust me, I'm not denying I'd have a good time. Hell, the way I am, I'd be leading the pack and telling you fucks to hurry your ass up and that's a guarantee I've had plenty of opportunities with my buddies to go to strip clubs, it's just something I have no interest in but givin a night out, I'd be up to hit it up if that's what everyone else wanted to do, no problem.

[Behshad]

I've never been to one, but one time the wife and friends hit up Chippendales and when she got home!!!!! DAMN!!! Horny doesn't describe it. Hot and bothered and drunk with sex steaming out her ears.


So I'm all for them.

Look don't touch would be my motto.

So did you get all bothered when she started calling you RRRRRRrrraoul ?

[The Sushi Hunter]

I've never been to one, but one time the wife and friends hit up Chippendales and when she got home!!!!! DAMN!!! Horny doesn't describe it. Hot and bothered and drunk with sex steaming out her ears.


So I'm all for them.

Look don't touch would be my motto.

So did you get all bothered when she started calling you RRRRRRrrraoul ?

This is starting to sound like that classic Married With Children episode where Peggy and the girls start going to the strip club at night. She comes home hot and bothered and for the first time in nearly decades wants sex from Al.

[Ehwmatt]

I've never been to one, but one time the wife and friends hit up Chippendales and when she got home!!!!! DAMN!!! Horny doesn't describe it. Hot and bothered and drunk with sex steaming out her ears.


So I'm all for them.

Look don't touch would be my motto.

So did you get all bothered when she started calling you RRRRRRrrraoul ?

This is starting to sound like that classic Married With Children episode where Peggy and the girls start going to the strip club at night. She comes home hot and bothered and for the first time in nearly decades wants sex from Al.

lol, one of the all time best shows. I might have to go steal my dad's MWC DVDs next time I swing by my parents' house

[The Sushi Hunter]

I've never been to one, but one time the wife and friends hit up Chippendales and when she got home!!!!! DAMN!!! Horny doesn't describe it. Hot and bothered and drunk with sex steaming out her ears.


So I'm all for them.

Look don't touch would be my motto.

So did you get all bothered when she started calling you RRRRRRrrraoul ?

This is starting to sound like that classic Married With Children episode where Peggy and the girls start going to the strip club at night. She comes home hot and bothered and for the first time in nearly decades wants sex from Al.

lol, one of the all time best shows. I might have to go steal my dad's MWC DVDs next time I swing by my parents' house

Yeah, his was my all time favorite show back in the late 80's. Hard to say which episode was my favorite because during the first few seasons every episode was great.

One of my all time favorites was when Al was a preacher running his own No Ma'am church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcvRYPH0fOc

Kelly Bundy was a hot piece of ass back then too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-JamA4HvBw

[stevew2]

I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin

I like jizzhut and keeze movies better

jizzhut?? to quote MG "i'am lmao"

im not kidding, type it in,check it out, Beshed likes the gay catagory

Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Either try to contribute something by hitting the donate button, or get the fuck out of here like your best friend JasonD.

You are an asshole, it s okay when you say shit about me but you cant take it back?? Your contributions haven't been very interesting either dick hole,kiss my nuts you dumb ass

[Behshad]

I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin

I like jizzhut and keeze movies better

jizzhut?? to quote MG "i'am lmao"

im not kidding, type it in,check it out, Beshed likes the gay catagory

Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Either try to contribute something by hitting the donate button, or get the fuck out of here like your best friend JasonD.

You are an asshole, it s okay when you say shit about me but you cant take it back?? Your contributions haven't been very interesting either dick hole,kiss my nuts you dumb ass

Listen you simple-minded goat-humping hillbilly. I contribute by mixing it up. By discussing more than one subject. All you have is frigga&fag jokes. That shit was funny three years ago. But it's so fucking predictable now , it's getting old.

When was the last time you contributed ANYTHING that remotely was Melodic Rock related ?!