Seinfeld to Lady Gaga: "Get an act"

[bluejeangirl76]

A friend and I were just talking about this today... god, she's such a classless dope.

Thats not a way to talk about your friend

You know what I meant.
Make yourself useful... go get on your iPhone and send me the White "Apple" tree in farmville.

[KenTheDude]

A friend and I were just talking about this today... god, she's such a classless dope.

Thats not a way to talk about your friend

You know what I meant.
Make yourself useful... go get on your iPhone and send me the White "Apple" tree in farmville.

lol....Farmville...

[G.I.Jim]

Some of my favorite episodes... Man hands, Low talker, sponge worthy, and the episode where Jerry is dating a girl who is deaf and can read lips. The line "She's not a novelty act George!" Is freaking hilarious!! Oh yeah, and "Worlds are colliding!!!"

[Behshad]

Some of my favorite episodes... Man hands, Low talker, sponge worthy, and the episode where Jerry is dating a girl who is deaf and can read lips. The line "She's not a novelty act George!" Is freaking hilarious!! Oh yeah, and "Worlds are colliding!!!"

"not sleep,,,,sweep,,,, with a broom"..."cut it " ,,,"george says cut it"..."cut it "...

My 3 favorite episodes: PuertoRican Day (banned on TV) , Merve Griffin episode ,,,,and Buttershave !!!



Check out Lady Gaga falling on her fuckin face cause of the high heels !
(Click on the link, cause its a rather large pic)


http://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/multimedi ... 23985w.jpg

[Ehwmatt]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

[G.I.Jim]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

[Ehwmatt]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

[G.I.Jim]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

[Ehwmatt]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

You wanna play tonight? I'll probably be on sometime after 9

[G.I.Jim]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

You wanna play tonight? I'll probably be on sometime after 9

Yeah, on TF!

[parfait]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

You wanna play tonight? I'll probably be on sometime after 9

Yeah, on TF!

ps3 or xbox?

I'll shoot both of your asses up in mf2. My psn name is gael_leroisoleil (translation: gael - the sun king, after the great Louis XIV)

[lights1961]

Some of my favorite episodes... Man hands, Low talker, sponge worthy, and the episode where Jerry is dating a girl who is deaf and can read lips. The line "She's not a novelty act George!" Is freaking hilarious!! Oh yeah, and "Worlds are colliding!!!"

"not sleep,,,,sweep,,,, with a broom"..."cut it " ,,,"george says cut it"..."cut it "...

My 3 favorite episodes: PuertoRican Day (banned on TV) , Merve Griffin episode ,,,,and Buttershave !!!



Check out Lady Gaga falling on her fuckin face cause of the high heels !
(Click on the link, cause its a rather large pic)


http://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/multimedi ... 23985w.jpg

I always liked the holy cow episode with George and the key chain...**holy cow** jerry and his cleaning fetish gets the better of him...

[G.I.Jim]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

You wanna play tonight? I'll probably be on sometime after 9

Yeah, on TF!

ps3 or xbox?

I'll shoot both of your asses up in mf2. My psn name is gael_leroisoleil (translation: gael - the sun king, after the great Louis XIV)

I haven't been playing MW2 for months. I own the 360 and the PS3, but unless the game is an exclusive, I buy the 360 version. Microsoft's online component is 1000 times better than Sony's. Get your ass on the Transformers game and I'll school your ass!

[Saint John]

Best TV characters ever:

George Costanza
Archie Bunker
Al Bundy
Peter Griffin
Gregory House

Fred G. Sanford
Ralph Cramden
Louie DePalma
Archie Bunker
George Jefferson

[Ehwmatt]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

You wanna play tonight? I'll probably be on sometime after 9

Yeah, on TF!

ps3 or xbox?

I'll shoot both of your asses up in mf2. My psn name is gael_leroisoleil (translation: gael - the sun king, after the great Louis XIV)

Get a 360 and get back to me dude... btw, did you hear/follow the Isner-Mahut Wimbledon match at all in between your smelly soccer? Unbelievable.

[parfait]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

You wanna play tonight? I'll probably be on sometime after 9

Yeah, on TF!

ps3 or xbox?

I'll shoot both of your asses up in mf2. My psn name is gael_leroisoleil (translation: gael - the sun king, after the great Louis XIV)

Get a 360 and get back to me dude... btw, did you hear/follow the Isner-Mahut Wimbledon match at all in between your smelly soccer? Unbelievable.

Nah, not getting a xbox. They're too damn fugly.

And yeah, I caught glimpses of it. I watch at least 3 hours a day of soccer now, so I don't have the time to watch much else though. You've played tennis? It's pretty fun.

[Ehwmatt]

my beer shits are funnier than seinfeld at his funniest, and believe me, those are no laughing matter.

And this is why you're gay!

Says the dude who's been playing Transformers the last 3 nights I've been logged onto Modern Warfare 2. What say you Sergeant?

I don't have to play modern warfare to get my Army kicks... I've been in for 19 years now! And I can't help it that you were still in diapers when that kick-ass cartoon came on, on Saturday mornings! Don't be hatin'. The game kicks ASS too BTW.

You wanna play tonight? I'll probably be on sometime after 9

Yeah, on TF!

ps3 or xbox?

I'll shoot both of your asses up in mf2. My psn name is gael_leroisoleil (translation: gael - the sun king, after the great Louis XIV)

Get a 360 and get back to me dude... btw, did you hear/follow the Isner-Mahut Wimbledon match at all in between your smelly soccer? Unbelievable.

Nah, not getting a xbox. They're too damn fugly.

And yeah, I caught glimpses of it. I watch at least 3 hours a day of soccer now, so I don't have the time to watch much else though. You've played tennis? It's pretty fun.

Yup, played in college and all that.

[G.I.Jim]

Yeah Parfait, I have played Tennis. It is pretty fun, but I always preferred racket ball. More of a contact sport. Nothing like getting beamed in the back of the head or thigh with a racket ball going 80 miles an hour!

[Ehwmatt]

Yeah Parfait, I have played Tennis. It is pretty fun, but I always preferred racket ball. More of a contact sport. Nothing like getting beamed in the back of the head or thigh with a racket ball going 80 miles an hour!

Racket ball is a hell of a workout... squash is even crazier. Tough sports to play.

[G.I.Jim]

Yeah Parfait, I have played Tennis. It is pretty fun, but I always preferred racket ball. More of a contact sport. Nothing like getting beamed in the back of the head or thigh with a racket ball going 80 miles an hour!

Racket ball is a hell of a workout... squash is even crazier. Tough sports to play.

I was pretty damn good at it back in the day! I haven't been able to play it for years now, because of my knees. I can't downhill ski anymore either. The doctor told me I developed "runner's knee" and arthritis about 8 years ago. I was an avid runner, and ran 3-5 miles every other day for years, and they said that's what caused it. I went through physical therapy for 6 months, and had ZERO results. Once I quit running, most of the pain went away, but I REALLY miss going on a good run. Nearly ANY exercises hurt my knees now. Pretty depressing.

[Angel]

Some of my favorite episodes... Man hands, Low talker, sponge worthy, and the episode where Jerry is dating a girl who is deaf and can read lips. The line "She's not a novelty act George!" Is freaking hilarious!! Oh yeah, and "Worlds are colliding!!!"

"not sleep,,,,sweep,,,, with a broom"..."cut it " ,,,"george says cut it"..."cut it "...

My 3 favorite episodes: PuertoRican Day (banned on TV) , Merve Griffin episode ,,,,and Buttershave !!!

So many favorites, where to start.......the tip calculator, "Mulva," switching the answering machine tape....love 'em all.....

[G.I.Jim]

Some of my favorite episodes... Man hands, Low talker, sponge worthy, and the episode where Jerry is dating a girl who is deaf and can read lips. The line "She's not a novelty act George!" Is freaking hilarious!! Oh yeah, and "Worlds are colliding!!!"

"not sleep,,,,sweep,,,, with a broom"..."cut it " ,,,"george says cut it"..."cut it "...

My 3 favorite episodes: PuertoRican Day (banned on TV) , Merve Griffin episode ,,,,and Buttershave !!!

So many favorites, where to start.......the tip calculator, "Mulva," switching the answering machine tape....love 'em all.....

Damn, I forgot about those two! The answering machine episode was classic. Bubble boy, the episode in the parking garage where they get arrested for urinating, the one where George get's fired, but refuses to leave and camps out under his desk with a candy bar. Oh, and the one where Kramer starts to work at a company and after turning in some work his boss goes "it's like you have no formal education or training whatsoever". Kramer goes "I'll work weekend's, evenings, whatever it takes", and his "boss" goes... "that's the funny thing... we've looked at your records, and you don't even work here!"

[Angel]

or the episode where Elaine dates the (maybe) black guy...haha....Elaine's dancing....haha!!!!

Good times. Good times.

[Jana]

Some of my favorite episodes... Man hands, Low talker, sponge worthy, and the episode where Jerry is dating a girl who is deaf and can read lips. The line "She's not a novelty act George!" Is freaking hilarious!! Oh yeah, and "Worlds are colliding!!!"

"not sleep,,,,sweep,,,, with a broom"..."cut it " ,,,"george says cut it"..."cut it "...

My 3 favorite episodes: PuertoRican Day (banned on TV) , Merve Griffin episode ,,,,and Buttershave !!!

So many favorites, where to start.......the tip calculator, "Mulva," switching the answering machine tape....love 'em all.....

Damn, I forgot about those two! The answering machine episode was classic. Bubble boy, the episode in the parking garage where they get arrested for urinating, the one where George get's fired, but refuses to leave and camps out under his desk with a candy bar. Oh, and the one where Kramer starts to work at a company and after turning in some work his boss goes "it's like you have no formal education or training whatsoever". Kramer goes "I'll work weekend's, evenings, whatever it takes", and his "boss" goes... "that's the funny thing... we've looked at your records, and you don't even work here!"

I loved this show. I would even watch reruns all the time. And the last season I didn't laugh out loud very much. I liked it but not as much. Then when it was over, it was on reruns right after work. And I watched the last season all over again, and it was brilliant. It wasn't supposed to be LOL funny, but more of their wry, subtle, sarcastic humor. I loved the ending also.

[Triple S]

Yeah Parfait, I have played Tennis. It is pretty fun, but I always preferred racket ball. More of a contact sport. Nothing like getting beamed in the back of the head or thigh with a racket ball going 80 miles an hour!

Racket ball is a hell of a workout... squash is even crazier. Tough sports to play.

Is that Yankee-speak? We call it racquetball here

[Triple S]

or the episode where Elaine dates the (maybe) black guy...haha....Elaine's dancing....haha!!!!

Good times. Good times.

I loved the relationship between Elaine and David Puddy - You're not the boss of me!

[S2M]

or the episode where Elaine dates the (maybe) black guy...haha....Elaine's dancing....haha!!!!

Good times. Good times.

'Little Kicks' is the name of the one when Elaine dances...

'The Library', 'The Movie', 'The Glasses', 'The Marine Biologist', 'The Wink', 'The Wig Master', 'The Nap', 'The Package', 'The Soul Mate', 'The Yada Yada', 'The Boyfriend', and 'The Betrayal'

Own all 9 seasons on DVD. My all-time favorite show. George is my favorite TV character ever....

[Andrew]

Best TV characters ever:

George Costanza
Archie Bunker
Al Bundy
Peter Griffin
Gregory House

Fred G. Sanford
Ralph Cramden
Louie DePalma
Archie Bunker
George Jefferson

Dann Steele

[parfait]

Yeah Parfait, I have played Tennis. It is pretty fun, but I always preferred racket ball. More of a contact sport. Nothing like getting beamed in the back of the head or thigh with a racket ball going 80 miles an hour!

Racket ball is a hell of a workout... squash is even crazier. Tough sports to play.

I was pretty damn good at it back in the day! I haven't been able to play it for years now, because of my knees. I can't downhill ski anymore either. The doctor told me I developed "runner's knee" and arthritis about 8 years ago. I was an avid runner, and ran 3-5 miles every other day for years, and they said that's what caused it. I went through physical therapy for 6 months, and had ZERO results. Once I quit running, most of the pain went away, but I REALLY miss going on a good run. Nearly ANY exercises hurt my knees now. Pretty depressing.

Well, newer studies have shown that running is in no way harming the bones, tissues and ligaments, but is in fact strengthening it. A lot of doctors don't keep up with the studies, and that's really too bad. What causes problems is the person's running technique and shoes. Overpronation and supination coupled with bad shoes is usually the main cause for problems. To pay 300 bucks for a pair of running shoes is ridiculous - cause not one god damn study has shown padded running shoes to help against the prevention of running related problems.

Wear a pair of Vibram Five Fingers for example (www.vibramfivefingers.com) and drop the orthotics - and that would have most likely solved your problems, Jim.

[Jana]

Yeah Parfait, I have played Tennis. It is pretty fun, but I always preferred racket ball. More of a contact sport. Nothing like getting beamed in the back of the head or thigh with a racket ball going 80 miles an hour!

Racket ball is a hell of a workout... squash is even crazier. Tough sports to play.

I was pretty damn good at it back in the day! I haven't been able to play it for years now, because of my knees. I can't downhill ski anymore either. The doctor told me I developed "runner's knee" and arthritis about 8 years ago. I was an avid runner, and ran 3-5 miles every other day for years, and they said that's what caused it. I went through physical therapy for 6 months, and had ZERO results. Once I quit running, most of the pain went away, but I REALLY miss going on a good run. Nearly ANY exercises hurt my knees now. Pretty depressing.

Well, newer studies have shown that running is in no way harming the bones, tissues and ligaments, but is in fact strengthening it. A lot of doctors don't keep up with the studies, and that's really too bad. What causes problems is the person's running technique and shoes. Overpronation and supination coupled with bad shoes is usually the main cause for problems. To pay 300 bucks for a pair of running shoes is ridiculous - cause not one god damn study has shown padded running shoes to help against the prevention of running related problems.

Wear a pair of Vibram Five Fingers for example (www.vibramfivefingers.com) and drop the orthotics - and that would have most likely solved your problems, Jim.

All I know is I was a runner and did from six mile up to 13 mile races in my 20s, and I developed severe knee pain and shin splints. it was horrible. I was fitted for a pair of orthotics by a podiatrist, and my problems went away and was able to resume longer distance running again.

Years later I developed knee pain above my knee cap from overexercising with weights. I blame my trainer. But after rehabbing and such, I still had severe pain when trying to run and gave up for years. One day instead of just straight walking, I began running again, pushing through the pain, and walking for stretches when it became unbearable, but would always pick back up running and push thru for as long as I could, mixing the walking with running. Eventually as I added on miles, the pain went away completely, for the most part, and I was able to eventually run three to six miles without pain again.