My Solution To The Airport Screening Problem

[Rick]

People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience...

TSA agents can be arrogant assholes at times. Some of them even have a bit of a god complex. They feel that they are not to be questioned. I know they have to deal with a steady stream of people all day long, and I'm sure that can get tiring, but a little reasonableness (is that even a word?) can go a long way.

So can your left sack upon explosion if these fuckers choose to opt out and some tapped fuck gets on board with something....

Don't touch my t-bag!

[S2M]

People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience...

TSA agents can be arrogant assholes at times. Some of them even have a bit of a god complex. They feel that they are not to be questioned. I know they have to deal with a steady stream of people all day long, and I'm sure that can get tiring, but a little reasonableness (is that even a word?) can go a long way.[/quote]

So can your left sack upon explosion if these fuckers choose to opt out and some tapped fuck gets on board with something....

I wish I were a TSA agent....any of these opt out pissants dared question the search - I'd 'T' these mofos up, and cancel their flights.