Oh Miley....

[Rockindeano]

got drunk too at the age of 16.i came in fucked up,said hello to mom and dad and promptly passed the fuck out in my dad's recliner and i was embarrassed as hell the next day when they told me i rambled on incoherently for quite a while before i finally shut up and passed out.

throughout the next decade which was the whole great bill clinton led 90's decade pretty much i picked up a cigarette habit,beer habit and weed habit.there toward the end i started doing cocaine which set me on a real fucked up course where i eventually was staying up coked out and drinking twenty four seven.well i finally ended up in a hospital and quit smoking,drinking,drugs,the whole nine yards.mind you this wasn't a rehab but a regular hospital i woke up in after suffering seizures due to my fucked up hours and habits.stayed in there nearly a month.

anyway for two years i was totally clean but then pretty much the day after 9/11 happened i had a real bad car wreck and had to stay home from my job for a while.anyway the next day i started hurting and i reached for the vicodin bottle i was prescribed.for some reason i was scared to death to take one as i had never ever took one before.anyway the pain got to great and i took one.about twenty minutes later i had the best fucking buzz i ever had from any drug period.i looked at that bottle like where the hell have you been all my life.well not to long afterwards i had another wreck worse than the first and it screwed me up pretty bad.

anyway for the last ten years i haven't smoked,drank or did any illegal drug and have no desire to.i tried to get off the pain meds but my doctor didn't want me too and when i did i realized real quickly i didn't want to hurt.i had family members trying to say i was a drug addict and i needed to get off the pain meds.i caved in and tried but after hurting so bad i finally decided to do what was right for me.i'm not breaking any damn laws,hurting anybody or causing any trouble so i decided to stay on the vicodin.hell they do give you a nice little buzz from time to time and considering i don't drink,smoke or do any drugs and haven't in years i don't see what the big deal is.i have a few goody two shoes family members who think i'm best without it but oh well.

Atta boy Mikey. Nothing wrong at all about being pain free. Those that will talk down to you and there are a few here, don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Just ignore em....

[No Surprize]

Time for me was at this party, I was 17. Started drinking beer, then moved on to liquor, by 1 a.m. was swimming on the floor hallucinating that alligators were swimming after my ass. Was taken home by a friend, who was going to literally take me to my DADS! I (and this was after he told me to keep my head out the window, as not to puke in his car) Hollered NO, take me to my moms! So I get there, he called ahead and my mom and sister were outside waiting, along with my DAD! I was fucked. My dad had to literally pick my ass up and I was 6'2" around 180 at that time, and carry me inside onto the couch. I was Fuckedddddd up. Of course, my mo got a cold rag, my sister was giving me mortal hell and I was just thinking I was scared as shit cause I knew I was going to have to face my dad after this fiasco. Ended up going home the next evening. My dad was waiting. He said, and I'll never forget these words. "While you live in MY HOUSE you WILL respect my name in this town. If this EVER happens again while your in MY house, you will get out and take what you came in to this world with, which wasn't JACK SHIT! Needless to say, I never got fucked up again while living with him. But, when I moved on to UF and at home during summers, it was party time. Van Halen concerts, Leppard, Kiss, driving down I-95 with a trunkload full of beer, weed, cocaine ( cause one of our friends dad was in the Outlaw biker gang and was a big time coke dealer), hell, and this ain't no hit, we snorted some fine, fine power in those days, uncut and bouncing off walls. Tried acid also (mescaline), and never laughed so fucking hard in my life. I could not get off the kitchen floor! Fuck man, that night after taking that purple microdot, I was driving home and of course every light fucks with you, I drove in between 2 palm trees that embedded my 2 rear view mirrors! Man, those were the days! I always say if you survive your 20's, you got life by the balls! Of the other 3 dudes I hung out with, we all ended up with college degree's and are living the dream man. I live in south florida, 2 of my friends live in the Greater Orlando area, one in Tampa. I look forward to seeing them as we all get together at christmas still and burn a "Fattie" for old times sake!

[Michigan Girl]

I am LMAO!! These stories are great ...yes indeedy, some people are lucky to be alive!!
Good lessons for the offspring ...NS, don't be lighting that fattie around the babes ...

[stevew2]

She can puff on my pipe even know she is inbred and from Kentucky, you can see the family genes coming thru , any guy could have poked her that night.