The Boston way

[Journey/Survivor]

If you would fucking read (If you can?)

Listen Jamison Jizz Guzzler...Anytime you'd like to compare SAT scores or college G.P.A.'s, let me know!

In the fifth grade I tested at a college reading level.

As an adult I scored a 124 IQ, which is well above average.

[Saint John]

I'm really enjoying this thread.

[Rick]

S2M and JFB, please use the term "black" instead of "African American." Those dudes were not from Africa and it's simply incorrect to use that silly fucking terminology. Thanks in advance.

Can I use 'homey'?

[Saint John]

S2M and JFB, please use the term "black" instead of "African American." Those dudes were not from Africa and it's simply incorrect to use that silly fucking terminology. Thanks in advance.

Can I use 'homey'?

That made me laugh, too, Rick!

[Rhiannon]

If you would fucking read (If you can?)

Listen Jamison Jizz Guzzler...Anytime you'd like to compare SAT scores or college G.P.A.'s, let me know!

A nerd-off? Really, John?

[Rick]

If you would fucking read (If you can?)

Listen Jamison Jizz Guzzler...Anytime you'd like to compare SAT scores or college G.P.A.'s, let me know!

A nerd-off? Really, John?

[YoungJRNY]

If you would fucking read (If you can?)

Listen Jamison Jizz Guzzler...Anytime you'd like to compare SAT scores or college G.P.A.'s, let me know!

A nerd-off? Really, John?

LMAO! Honestly, I don't think anyone really gives a shit about GPA's and SAT scores in a place where the certain subjects have been discussed:

-Shitting your pants
-Comic Book heroes
-Four Loko
- Dicks
-Penis's
-Vagina's
- Boobs
-Sex with hogs
- kidney stones
-Brett Favre
-Brett Favre
-Brett Favre
-S2M
-Brett Favre
-A masturbation record
- Explaining what it's like to get hit in the testicles (vivid detail)
-Ticket Master HORROR stories
-Brett Favre
-Avatar Sizes
-Vaginal Steam Baths
-MR's biggest bully
-OG
-Brett Favre's sister.
etc.

As you can see, no SAT scores needed!

[conversationpc]

If you would fucking read (If you can?)

Listen Jamison Jizz Guzzler...Anytime you'd like to compare SAT scores or college G.P.A.'s, let me know!

A nerd-off? Really, John?

It always cracks me up when people argue about who's smarter, has more education, higher IQ, etc.

[Rhiannon]

It always cracks me up when people argue about who's smarter, has more education, higher IQ, etc.

And as Trav said, it made me realize, he prefaced it with "Jamison Jizz Guzzler".

John, you know you have to laugh at that. It's classic Massholery!!

[YoungJRNY]

I can see J/S one day sitting in his bathtub all soaped and bubble bathed up and finally coming down with a startling but yet, inevitable realization and he'll be like:

"The time has come. This is the day I will call out that dirty little Boston fan and compare thesis and trigonometry on how a straight line and opposite angles are congruent. Oh yes, it will be mine.. it will be mine."

[Rockindeano]

I can see J/S one day sitting in his bathtub all soaped and bubble bathed up and finally coming down with a startling but yet, inevitable realization and he'll be like:

"The time has come. This is the day I will call out that dirty little Boston fan and compare thesis and trigonometry on how a straight line and opposite angles are congruent. Oh yes, it will be mine.. it will be mine."

How in the fuck can you drop a word like congruent and trigonometry, and yet fail to spell "horse" and "course" properly? WTF?

[YoungJRNY]

I can see J/S one day sitting in his bathtub all soaped and bubble bathed up and finally coming down with a startling but yet, inevitable realization and he'll be like:

"The time has come. This is the day I will call out that dirty little Boston fan and compare thesis and trigonometry on how a straight line and opposite angles are congruent. Oh yes, it will be mine.. it will be mine."

How in the fuck can you drop a word like congruent and trigonometry, and yet fail to spell "horse" and "course" properly? WTF?

Eat it Dean. Eat it all. How can you still breathe when you label "Generations" a 10/10!

[Enigma869]

How can you still breathe when you label "Generations" a 10/10!

Please tell me that this isn't true! You can't be fucking serious. "Generations" was, is, and will forever be a fucking abortion, train wreck and anything else you want to call it...other than music!

[Seven Wishes2]

J/S has penis, championship, and relevance envy all at the same time.

For someone who hangs on Frankie Sullivan's every word, and thinks Roberta McCauley is a viable lead singer for Survivor, he sure blathers a lot.

Again, Boston has won 23 championships since Cleveland last won ONE, and that's only 22 if you discount the Bruins. With the exception of six years when there was no Cleveland Browns "franchise" - countered by the fact the Patriots didn't even exist until 1970 - Cleveland and Boston have had equal representation in the NFL, NBA, and MLB since the Mistake on the Lake last hoisted a championship banner.

So, it's pretty easy to see the derivation of THIS particular thread. It's too laughable to even bother to comment further. J/S, you really take the cake, my brother. Hopefully your city will manage to win SOMETHING before the second Jenna Bush Administration. Good luck. Soldier on, yonder crackpot.

[Rockindeano]

How can you still breathe when you label "Generations" a 10/10!

Please tell me that this isn't true! You can't be fucking serious. "Generations" was, is, and will forever be a fucking abortion, train wreck and anything else you want to call it...other than music!

It wasn't a 10 out of 10, but I admit, I was either retarded or high, or BOTH. I also said Steve Augeri could rival Steve Perry. I know, I was fucked up. At that time, things were different, but yeah, I wish I could have that time in my musical years back. Generations, along with Red13 and other Journey shit from that era was/is terrible. I am ashamed I was a fan.

Can I have a mulligan JfB?

[Journey/Survivor]

J/S has penis, championship, and relevance envy all at the same time.

For someone who hangs on Frankie Sullivan's every word, and thinks Roberta McCauley is a viable lead singer for Survivor, he sure blathers a lot.

Again, Boston has won 23 championships since Cleveland last won ONE, and that's only 22 if you discount the Bruins. With the exception of six years when there was no Cleveland Browns "franchise" - countered by the fact the Patriots didn't even exist until 1970 - Cleveland and Boston have had equal representation in the NFL, NBA, and MLB since the Mistake on the Lake last hoisted a championship banner.

So, it's pretty easy to see the derivation of THIS particular thread. It's too laughable to even bother to comment further. J/S, you really take the cake, my brother. Hopefully your city will manage to win SOMETHING before the second Jenna Bush Administration. Good luck. Soldier on, yonder crackpot.

I notice you guys from Boston sure seem to be obsessed with penis', you and John can't seem to stop talking about them and sperm.

How many titles would Boston have without things like Tapegate, steroids and intentionally injuring other teams players?

[Rockindeano]

J/S has penis, championship, and relevance envy all at the same time.

For someone who hangs on Frankie Sullivan's every word, and thinks Roberta McCauley is a viable lead singer for Survivor, he sure blathers a lot.

Again, Boston has won 23 championships since Cleveland last won ONE, and that's only 22 if you discount the Bruins. With the exception of six years when there was no Cleveland Browns "franchise" - countered by the fact the Patriots didn't even exist until 1970 - Cleveland and Boston have had equal representation in the NFL, NBA, and MLB since the Mistake on the Lake last hoisted a championship banner.

So, it's pretty easy to see the derivation of THIS particular thread. It's too laughable to even bother to comment further. J/S, you really take the cake, my brother. Hopefully your city will manage to win SOMETHING before the second Jenna Bush Administration. Good luck. Soldier on, yonder crackpot.

I notice you guys from Boston sure seem to be obsessed with penis', you and John can't seem to stop talking about them and sperm.

How many titles would Boston have without things like Tapegate, steroids and intentionally injuring other teams players?

Bill, I think you should probably delete this. You are reaching big time, and Boston athletes do not go out and intentially hurt other players. Bill Belechik does not condone that, neither does Doc Rivers.

[Seven Wishes2]

How many titles would Boston have without things like Tapegate, steroids and intentionally injuring other teams players?

23.

The Pats gained NO advantage by doing something everyone else was doing. You can LEGALLY tape signals during the game, anyway.

Steroids? Really? Name one Boston steroids scandal - and then, find me one related to a championship. Dipshit.

Intentionally injuring other teams' players? WTF are you talking about?

Go to bed. You've lost again.

[S2M]

BTW, NE has been a franchise since 1960....not 1970. FYI.

[Seven Wishes2]

I was referring to NFL representation, not AFL.

[Glenn]

The fact you are from Cleveland, a male, and like Survivor leads to many questions....One would be if you would have the sac to admit that in a Cleveland sports bar.

[Saint John]

How many titles would Boston have without things like Tapegate, steroids and intentionally injuring other teams players?

At least one more than Cleveland.

[Seven Wishes2]

J/S, the Mistake on the Lake thread is AWESOME, brother.

Keep smoking the good stuff.

[Journey/Survivor]

Name one Boston steroids scandal - and then, find me one related to a championship..

David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez.

[S2M]

Name one Boston steroids scandal - and then, find me one related to a championship..

David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez.

Jealousy and envy seems to permeate from your very being....not very becoming. SCOREBOARD!

[Journey/Survivor]

Boston athletes do not go out and intentially hurt other players. Bill Belechik does not condone that, neither does Doc Rivers.

I might agree with you about Bill-B, but Doc Rivers obviously does condone it. Look at how many times in the last 2 to 3 years a Celtics player has punched another player in the balls or twisted another players already injured thumb, and yet Rivers doesn't do jack-shit to stop his players from acting like a bunch of cowardice pussies.

[S2M]

Boston athletes do not go out and intentially hurt other players. Bill Belechik does not condone that, neither does Doc Rivers.

I might agree with you about Bill-B, but Doc Rivers obviously does condone it. Look at how many times in the last 2 to 3 years a Celtics player has punched another player in the balls or twisted another players already injured thumb, and yet Rivers doesn't do jack-shit to stop his players from acting like a bunch of cowardice pussies.

is a noun. The right modifier for the noun, pussies...would be the ADVERB cowardly.....

[Journey/Survivor]

Name one Boston steroids scandal - and then, find me one related to a championship..

David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez.

Jealousy and envy seems to permeate from your very being....not very becoming. SCOREBOARD!

Hey, he asked!

If Cleveland teams cheated like Boston teams, then Cleveland would have a bunch of titles too.

[Seven Wishes2]

Name one Boston steroids scandal - and then, find me one related to a championship..

David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez.

Jealousy and envy seems to permeate from your very being....not very becoming. SCOREBOARD!

Hey, he asked!

If Cleveland teams cheated like Boston teams, then Cleveland would have a bunch of titles too.

Why, then, has Boston been called for the 19th most flagrant - and 21st most technical - fouls since Rivers took over? Look it up, dipshit.

Boston players don't cheat. If Cleveland had players who cheated, the city would STILL have ZERO championships since 1964.

[Journey/Survivor]

Name one Boston steroids scandal - and then, find me one related to a championship..

David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez.

Jealousy and envy seems to permeate from your very being....not very becoming. SCOREBOARD!

Hey, he asked!

If Cleveland teams cheated like Boston teams, then Cleveland would have a bunch of titles too.

Why, then, has Boston been called for the 19th most flagrant - and 21st most technical - fouls since Rivers took over?

All that means is that Boston gets favorable calls from refs. Gee, imagine that. The NBA's two favorite franchises, the Celtics and Lakers are shown favoritism so they can play each other ten million times in the Finals.

The refs never want to call a penalty on the Steelers either, despite the fact that they always cheap-shot other teams players.