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Behshad wrote:FIFTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE:
A guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.
"This is Stevie Ray's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"
"And this is Jimi's room..." and the guitarist is totally over the moon.
Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Yngwie here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."
The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing a really fast harmonic minor lick - and it sounds just like Yngwie. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely. Someone in the next room is playing really fast neo-classical shreds through what sounds very much like a vintage Strat. The guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Yngwie. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that Yngwie's in the next room.
Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's God. He thinks he's Yngwie Malmsteen"
Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
I think "almost" is being a little generous. No disrespect, but if Marcel tried getting on the stage with them, they would say, "Who the fuck are you? Security get this fan/guy off the stage." Again, no disrespect to the dead, but we need to still keep it real.
strangegrey wrote:Fact Finder wrote:Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
and maybe Lennon, Harrison, Hendrix, Janis, Mercury, Ronson, Bolan, Holly, Bopper and Valens, Bon Scott and maybe Michael and Elvis!
Don't forget Stevie Ray!
Man....the older we get, the better the concerts are going to be in heaven....
Seven Wishes wrote:"Abysmal? He's the most proactive President since Clinton, and he's bringing much-needed change for the better to a nation that has been tyrannized by the worst President since Hoover."- 7 Wishes on Pres. Obama
Behshad wrote:Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
I think "almost" is being a little generous. No disrespect, but if Marcel tried getting on the stage with them, they would say, "Who the fuck are you? Security get this fan/guy off the stage." Again, no disrespect to the dead, but we need to still keep it real.
You think your JSS-hate should go this far to disrespect the dead , that's fine and dandy but it just reflects what kind of person YOU are.
I'm sure all those musicians would show a lot more respect and judge him by SKILLS and TALENT , and not album sales .
You know Tito, you just don't know when it's better to just shut up.Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
I think "almost" is being a little generous. No disrespect, but if Marcel tried getting on the stage with them, they would say, "Who the fuck are you? Security get this fan/guy off the stage." Again, no disrespect to the dead, but we need to still keep it real.
You think your JSS-hate should go this far to disrespect the dead , that's fine and dandy but it just reflects what kind of person YOU are.
I'm sure all those musicians would show a lot more respect and judge him by SKILLS and TALENT , and not album sales .
I'm not disrespecting him. I'm calling you out for your over-love of people.
Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
I think "almost" is being a little generous. No disrespect, but if Marcel tried getting on the stage with them, they would say, "Who the fuck are you? Security get this fan/guy off the stage." Again, no disrespect to the dead, but we need to still keep it real.
You think your JSS-hate should go this far to disrespect the dead , that's fine and dandy but it just reflects what kind of person YOU are.
I'm sure all those musicians would show a lot more respect and judge him by SKILLS and TALENT , and not album sales .
I'm not disrespecting him. I'm calling you out for your over-love of people.
Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
I think "almost" is being a little generous. No disrespect, but if Marcel tried getting on the stage with them, they would say, "Who the fuck are you? Security get this fan/guy off the stage." Again, no disrespect to the dead, but we need to still keep it real.
StevePerryHair wrote:You know Tito, you just don't know when it's better to just shut up.Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:Tito wrote:Behshad wrote:I can almost hear a tune from the other side. Gary Moore , Marcel Jacob and Big Man jamming away with Dio on Vox.
I think "almost" is being a little generous. No disrespect, but if Marcel tried getting on the stage with them, they would say, "Who the fuck are you? Security get this fan/guy off the stage." Again, no disrespect to the dead, but we need to still keep it real.
You think your JSS-hate should go this far to disrespect the dead , that's fine and dandy but it just reflects what kind of person YOU are.
I'm sure all those musicians would show a lot more respect and judge him by SKILLS and TALENT , and not album sales .
I'm not disrespecting him. I'm calling you out for your over-love of people.
Saint John wrote:Tito wrote:Alright, I take it back.
No need to.Tito wrote:I apologize.
See above.
Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Tito wrote:Alright, I take it back.
No need to.Tito wrote:I apologize.
See above.
(as usual) Youre a day late and a dollar short
Even Tito realized that taking cheap shots at dead musicians doesnt give him the same pleasure as picking on Soto
Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Tito wrote:Alright, I take it back.
No need to.Tito wrote:I apologize.
See above.
(as usual) Youre a day late and a dollar short
Even Tito realized that taking cheap shots at dead musicians doesnt give him the same pleasure as picking on Soto
He didn't take a "cheap shot" at anyone. He pointed out the difference between the musicians used in the same context. The context would have had you believe that MJ was as good or renowned as John Entwhistle, Chris Squire, Geddy Lee, Jack Bruce, Victor Wooten or Les Claypool. And he wasn't/isn't. So Soto's name was dragged into it, Tito was hit over the head with the death card and it coerced an apology. I wouldn't have apologized and don't think he should have either.
Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Tito wrote:Alright, I take it back.
No need to.Tito wrote:I apologize.
See above.
(as usual) Youre a day late and a dollar short
Even Tito realized that taking cheap shots at dead musicians doesnt give him the same pleasure as picking on Soto
He didn't take a "cheap shot" at anyone. He pointed out the difference between the musicians used in the same context. The context would have had you believe that MJ was as good or renowned as John Entwhistle, Chris Squire, Geddy Lee, Jack Bruce, Victor Wooten or Les Claypool. And he wasn't/isn't. So Soto's name was dragged into it, Tito was hit over the head with the death card and it coerced an apology. I wouldn't have apologized and don't think he should have either.
StevePerryHair wrote:Saint John wrote:He didn't take a "cheap shot" at anyone. He pointed out the difference between the musicians used in the same context. The context would have had you believe that MJ was as good or renowned as John Entwhistle, Chris Squire, Geddy Lee, Jack Bruce, Victor Wooten or Les Claypool. And he wasn't/isn't. So Soto's name was dragged into it, Tito was hit over the head with the death card and it coerced an apology. I wouldn't have apologized and don't think he should have either.
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard,.
Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard, so Soto and the death card were pulled out. And that doesn't warrant an apology. As far as "being more sensitive to the living here goes, I think there would have to be an attack or defamatory post before one could argue that. And there wasn't.
Behshad wrote:
How come he picked out Marcel from the list and not Gary Moore?
Behshad wrote:Simply because he knew that Marcel was a personal friend of mine and his loss was and is painful to this day.
Behshad wrote:You two are known for being dickheads on purpose here to stirr shit, and thats all good and dandy, but for you, who I consider a friend, to try to take cheap shots like that in a thread dedicated to Clemons, thats a bit disappointing.
Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard,.
Demanding a logical explanation of who can jam with whom in someone's wish list afterlife .Good one Dan, good one
Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard,.
Demanding a logical explanation of who can jam with whom in someone's wish list afterlife .Good one Dan, good one
Perhaps that should have been your answer then, rather than pulling out Soto and the death card. But you didn't.
Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard,.
Demanding a logical explanation of who can jam with whom in someone's wish list afterlife .Good one Dan, good one
Perhaps that should have been your answer then, rather than pulling out Soto and the death card. But you didn't.
Id like your LOGICAL explanation on how you & Tito think the wish-band-audition takes place in afterlife .
And it wasnt about pulling the Soto card. Tito knows the connection between Soto and MJ, so of course he would take that route.You both are very transparent when it comes to that , even to the point you will start arguments in a thread like this. But at least he realized that and apologized and moved on.
Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard,.
Demanding a logical explanation of who can jam with whom in someone's wish list afterlife .Good one Dan, good one
Perhaps that should have been your answer then, rather than pulling out Soto and the death card. But you didn't.
Id like your LOGICAL explanation on how you & Tito think the wish-band-audition takes place in afterlife .
And it wasnt about pulling the Soto card. Tito knows the connection between Soto and MJ, so of course he would take that route.You both are very transparent when it comes to that , even to the point you will start arguments in a thread like this. But at least he realized that and apologized and moved on.
If you re-read your initial post responding to his initial post you'll see that you accused him of hating Soto and disrespecting the dead. And I don't think either of those accusations is true. And, trust me, I have known him for 19 years, which I'm going to assume is a lot longer than you have.
Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard,.
Demanding a logical explanation of who can jam with whom in someone's wish list afterlife .Good one Dan, good one
Perhaps that should have been your answer then, rather than pulling out Soto and the death card. But you didn't.
Id like your LOGICAL explanation on how you & Tito think the wish-band-audition takes place in afterlife .
And it wasnt about pulling the Soto card. Tito knows the connection between Soto and MJ, so of course he would take that route.You both are very transparent when it comes to that , even to the point you will start arguments in a thread like this. But at least he realized that and apologized and moved on.
If you re-read your initial post responding to his initial post you'll see that you accused him of hating Soto and disrespecting the dead. And I don't think either of those accusations is true. And, trust me, I have known him for 19 years, which I'm going to assume is a lot longer than you have.
He hates Soto = Fact . you may have known him for 19 years, but it takes 19 minutes to do a search on his posts here to put 2 and 2 together
Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:Behshad wrote:Saint John wrote:StevePerryHair wrote:
For me it wasn't about disrespecting the dead. It was more being sensitive to the living here, and their losses. And also thinking heaven can be whatever anyone wants to wish it will be. Why argue over that. Just seems weird.
Seems like the task of logically proving that the original context was appropriate was simply too hard,.
Demanding a logical explanation of who can jam with whom in someone's wish list afterlife .Good one Dan, good one
Perhaps that should have been your answer then, rather than pulling out Soto and the death card. But you didn't.
Id like your LOGICAL explanation on how you & Tito think the wish-band-audition takes place in afterlife .
And it wasnt about pulling the Soto card. Tito knows the connection between Soto and MJ, so of course he would take that route.You both are very transparent when it comes to that , even to the point you will start arguments in a thread like this. But at least he realized that and apologized and moved on.
If you re-read your initial post responding to his initial post you'll see that you accused him of hating Soto and disrespecting the dead. And I don't think either of those accusations is true. And, trust me, I have known him for 19 years, which I'm going to assume is a lot longer than you have.
He hates Soto = Fact . you may have known him for 19 years, but it takes 19 minutes to do a search on his posts here to put 2 and 2 together
Well, I guess I can't argue with a "fact" and nothing more needs to be said.
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