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Postby JRNYMAN » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:36 pm

steveo777 wrote:
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conversationpc wrote:
steveo777 wrote:The real one for me is waking up dead, an ascended spirit, and watching everyone I love crying over my dead corpse, even though I am above them, watching them cry, trying to hug them, trying to love them, but no words can be exchanged. That is a real nightmare!


Better ascended than descended, huh? :wink:
I'm still trying to get past "waking up dead..." First of all.... oh never mind. I'll just consider the source, roll my eyes and move on. :wink: :P :lol: :lol:


You are a fuckin' asshole, Steve. Stop pissing all over my "senior" moments, mmmkay? :lol: 8) :wink: :roll: :lol: :lol:
Didn't have any trouble spittin' THAT group of words out now did ya?! :lol: :lol: :lol: Senior moment my ass... :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Postby steveo777 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:45 pm

JRNYMAN wrote:
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JRNYMAN wrote:
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steveo777 wrote:The real one for me is waking up dead, an ascended spirit, and watching everyone I love crying over my dead corpse, even though I am above them, watching them cry, trying to hug them, trying to love them, but no words can be exchanged. That is a real nightmare!


Better ascended than descended, huh? :wink:
I'm still trying to get past "waking up dead..." First of all.... oh never mind. I'll just consider the source, roll my eyes and move on. :wink: :P :lol: :lol:


You are a fuckin' asshole, Steve. Stop pissing all over my "senior" moments, mmmkay? :lol: 8) :wink: :roll: :lol: :lol:
Didn't have any trouble spittin' THAT group of words out now did ya?! :lol: :lol: :lol: Senior moment my ass... :wink: :lol: :lol:


You want me to go black ghetto bitch on you? :P :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby No Surprize » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:44 pm

Snakes, I fucking have nightmares about snakes. I can handle seeing them if I recognize if one is venomous or not (which more times than not, I can).

It's the venomous ones that freak me the fuck out!
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Postby conversationpc » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:19 am

No Surprize wrote:Snakes, I fucking have nightmares about snakes. I can handle seeing them if I recognize if one is venomous or not (which more times than not, I can).

It's the venomous ones that freak me the fuck out!


I'm not really afraid of snakes but I have had some whacked out dreams about them.
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Postby tater1977 » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:43 am

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No Surprize wrote:Snakes, I fucking have nightmares about snakes. I can handle seeing them if I recognize if one is venomous or not (which more times than not, I can).

It's the venomous ones that freak me the fuck out!


I'm not really afraid of snakes but I have had some whacked out dreams about them.


Dogs were barking 1 day, while we were out in the yard..they had about a 5 foot snake cornered..I grabbed the shovel nearby & ran over to chop it's head off...but it slithered faster than
I could run to get it...Chased it out of the yard , into the driveway, got it cornered against the
garage door..
Come to find out I probably needed to sharpen the edge of the shovel..cause as many times
as I whacked it...it kept trying to hiss at me & get away.
Finally got it's head chopped off...then with the shovel was going to pick it up & throw it out in the middle of the road for cars to run over & the birds to enjoy their dinner...
I got the dead snake picked up in the shovel & went to whip it to throw it...& the damn thing
wrapped around my legs & :lol: of course I took off running ...
Yea it did end up in the road..for the birds for their dinner...after all that... :lol:

Lesson learned - keep shovels sharpened :roll: :lol:
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Postby JRNYMAN » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:10 am

tater1977 wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
No Surprize wrote:Snakes, I fucking have nightmares about snakes. I can handle seeing them if I recognize if one is venomous or not (which more times than not, I can).

It's the venomous ones that freak me the fuck out!


I'm not really afraid of snakes but I have had some whacked out dreams about them.


Dogs were barking 1 day, while we were out in the yard..they had about a 5 foot snake cornered..I grabbed the shovel nearby & ran over to chop it's head off...but it slithered faster than
I could run to get it...Chased it out of the yard , into the driveway, got it cornered against the
garage door..
Come to find out I probably needed to sharpen the edge of the shovel..cause as many times
as I whacked it...it kept trying to hiss at me & get away.
Finally got it's head chopped off...then with the shovel was going to pick it up & throw it out in the middle of the road for cars to run over & the birds to enjoy their dinner...
I got the dead snake picked up in the shovel & went to whip it to throw it...& the damn thing
wrapped around my legs & :lol: of course I took off running ...
Yea it did end up in the road..for the birds for their dinner...after all that... :lol:

Lesson learned - keep shovels sharpened :roll: :lol:
IT's posts like yours that make me so glad I'm a visualist or visual learner! The images my mind painted as I read your post were awesome - albeit at your expense... Sorry dude but that was funny!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby JRNYMAN » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:15 am

Here's a story from today's news just for you two snake charmers!

Florida Python Hunt Launched to Curb Slithering Population

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-python ... d=18187452


By STEVE OSUNSAMI (@SteveOsunsami)
Jan. 14, 2013

Florida wildlife officials are launching a snake hunting mission to help curb the growing population of Burmese pythons threatening the Everglades and nearby neighborhoods.

Nearly 500 amateur hunters have signed up for the month-long competition in southern Florida sponsored by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. The "2013 Python Challenge" will kick off Jan. 12 in hopes to raise public awareness about the species and the threat to the Everglades ecosystem, including native wildlife.

Some estimate that nearly 150,000 pythons are living in the Florida Everglades. Officials say the Burmese pythons are eating wildlife and with no natural predator, the population is overwhelming. The Everglades have become crowded with the snakes and the pythons have started to move into nearby neighborhoods.

"They're starting to come back into civilization looking for easy food -- our pets and that's typically what they're feeding on: Cats, small dogs," said Lt. Scott Mullin of the Miami-Dade Venom One Unit.
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Mullin, a snake wrangler, says he's been busy making house calls as people are finding Burmese pythons in parks and backyards.

"When people call about a python it's a totally different sound on the phone that you can hear it in their voice that they're excited, very nervous, very scared for their pets and their children," Mullin said.

Pythons are native to Southeast Asia, but experts think that residents who couldn't handle them as pets set them loose.

Last year, a Burmese python was caught and registered more than 17 feet long and 160 pounds. The catch set a new Everglades National Park record.

Burmese pythons caught in Florida usually average between 6 to 9 feet long.

A $1,500 reward will be handed over to the hunter who catches the most Burmese pythons. A $1,000 reward will be given to the person who catches the longest.

All participants must take an online training course. Registered participants over the age of 18 do not need a Florida hunting license or permit. However, those under age 18 need to have a Florida hunting license and management area permit.

Nat Geo Wild biologist Shawn Heflick thinks the vast majority of hunters will simply find alligators and mosquitoes instead.

"The chance of you seeing a python is remote. Participants…have to go out into everglades into the muck and get dirty," he said.

Florida prohibits the possession or sale of pythons and a federal law signed last year bans the importation and interstate sale of the snake.

The contest concludes on Feb. 16 with an awards ceremony.

Let me get this straight.... years ago some pythons got loose or were set free and now there's 150,000 of them roaming around?! :shock: :shock:
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Postby tater1977 » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:36 am

JRNYMAN wrote:
tater1977 wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
No Surprize wrote:Snakes, I fucking have nightmares about snakes. I can handle seeing them if I recognize if one is venomous or not (which more times than not, I can).

It's the venomous ones that freak me the fuck out!


I'm not really afraid of snakes but I have had some whacked out dreams about them.


Dogs were barking 1 day, while we were out in the yard..they had about a 5 foot snake cornered..I grabbed the shovel nearby & ran over to chop it's head off...but it slithered faster than
I could run to get it...Chased it out of the yard , into the driveway, got it cornered against the
garage door..
Come to find out I probably needed to sharpen the edge of the shovel..cause as many times
as I whacked it...it kept trying to hiss at me & get away.
Finally got it's head chopped off...then with the shovel was going to pick it up & throw it out in the middle of the road for cars to run over & the birds to enjoy their dinner...
I got the dead snake picked up in the shovel & went to whip it to throw it...& the damn thing
wrapped around my legs & :lol: of course I took off running ...
Yea it did end up in the road..for the birds for their dinner...after all that... :lol:

Lesson learned - keep shovels sharpened :roll: :lol:
IT's posts like yours that make me so glad I'm a visualist or visual learner! The images my mind painted as I read your post were awesome - albeit at your expense... Sorry dude but that was funny!! :lol: :lol:


After all was said & done...I was standing on my porch..& the neighbor hollers "good deal"..
I hollered back at him.. you could have come helped..
His reply.. you handled it fine..but...never knew you were so good at high-steppin'... :oops: :lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:13 am

ebake02 wrote:Bees and needles.


Me too.
I've become a bit better with needles in recent years.
Having my two Sons and surgeries have helped.
Bees still scare me, I can often be found running from them
and yes I know how stupid I look when that happens. :lol:
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Postby JRNYMAN » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:25 am

Moon Beam wrote:
ebake02 wrote:Bees and needles.


Me too.
I've become a bit better with needles in recent years.
Having my two Sons and surgeries have helped.
Bees still scare me, I can often be found running from them
and yes I know how stupid I look when that happens. :lol:
Stupid?? Nope, not at all. I hate 'em too! Don't know what it is about them but they.... what's the word.... unnerve me to no end. I'm not afraid of them and I'm not allergic but if one flies into my shop or the garage while I'm working on something, I can't concentrate on anything else until I know it's outta there.
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Postby Moon Beam » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:22 am

JRNYMAN wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:
ebake02 wrote:Bees and needles.


Me too.
I've become a bit better with needles in recent years.
Having my two Sons and surgeries have helped.
Bees still scare me, I can often be found running from them
and yes I know how stupid I look when that happens. :lol:
Stupid?? Nope, not at all. I hate 'em too! Don't know what it is about them but they.... what's the word.... unnerve me to no end. I'm not afraid of them and I'm not allergic but if one flies into my shop or the garage while I'm working on something, I can't concentrate on anything else until I know it's outta there.


I am terrified of them!, think the sound scares me more than their sting.
Once, I ran backwards and fell over a large barrel flower pot from being
chased by one, knocked the wind out of me and I was laid up on the couch
in the middle of family vacation for three days.
My Husband ran to my side but only offered laughter, along with all my other
family members, nice, real nice. :lol:
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Postby Seven Wishes2 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:47 am

AR wrote:Doctors by far.


Doctors with Guns and Needles?
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Postby JRNYMAN » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:22 pm

Seven Wishes wrote:
AR wrote:Doctors by far.


Doctors with Guns and Needles?
Guns and Needles.... why does that sound fami..... Oh yeah, that's the name Guns & Roses was going to use but decided it was too "on the nose". :lol: :lol:
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Postby YoungJRNY » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:24 pm

I think my phobias are big bodies of water. When I fly and see the water beneath me I kind of get claustrophobic. Just the whole idea of the ocean blue's foreverness and mystery of the cold hard truths of a different world and something so big creeps me out. Also, title waves as well. Water seriously is eerie to me.
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