Hottest chick on Death Row

[verslibre]

This part of the thread has reminded me how long it's been since I machetied my way through a forest to get to a snatch.

You didn't use a hedge trimmer like in Scary Movie?

[Liam]

Nope...I should've though. It was like parting a furry sea.

[JRNYMAN]

Hey, YoungJRNY, if you like your women "all natural," that means you prefer them to have a nice, fluffy untrimmed BUSH, right?

Ewww.... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....

Remember now, I'm not an old-timer like most of you old bats

Now, look ya little shit... we've talked about this before! You're just damn lucky the battery for my Rascal is acting up or I swear to God as soon as my dentures finished soaking I'd get up outta this chair and.... what were we talking about?

There was girl from High School like this...her nickname amongst some of the guys (NOT ME!), was "Tucker". As in, tuck the hemorroids back in.

That's just so fucking wrong on about 50 different levels!

This part of the thread has reminded me how long it's been since I machetied my way through a forest to get to a snatch.

Ya know Liam, I consider my self lucky. It wasn't all that long ago that a smooth undercarriage was pretty rare. I personally have pretty much always preferred it that way and somehow, by luck, my wife of 27 years has always been clean shaven - in fact, I've NEVER seen her with pubic hair! 5 O'clock shadow at times but never more than that. The clean look has become so globally accepted and status quo that it's strange now to see a ckick with even a landing strip!

[Liam]

I'll just say I love my girlfriend, 'cause she's so smooth.
There was this one bitch that I nailed in my early 20's, one night stand for this reason, had the biggest bush I had ever seen. And that includes '70s porn. I think I got stabbed by a few thorns that night too. lol

I wonder what Drew is gonna do with this thread. Lock it? Or wait for completely offended dumb fuckers to report it?

[Liam]

Fact Finder wrote: There was girl from High School like this...her nickname amongst some of the guys (NOT ME!), was "Tucker". As in, tuck the hemorroids back in.

That's just so fucking wrong on about 50 different levels!

Some girls...

HAHA...

[Liam]

I'm gonna do something out of the ordinary....I'm gonna listen to Rush and watch girl on girl porn.

[verslibre]

I'll just say I love my girlfriend, 'cause she's so smooth.
There was this one bitch that I nailed in my early 20's, one night stand for this reason, had the biggest bush I had ever seen. And that includes '70s porn. I think I got stabbed by a few thorns that night too. lol

I wonder what Drew is gonna do with this thread. Lock it? Or wait for completely offended dumb fuckers to report it?

Fuck 'em!!

[verslibre]

I'm gonna do something out of the ordinary....I'm gonna listen to Rush and watch girl on girl porn.

You're gonna think Geddy's a chick with a big honker next time you look at the back of your Power Windows elpee.

[Liam]

I'm gonna do something out of the ordinary....I'm gonna listen to Rush and watch girl on girl porn.

You're gonna think Geddy's a chick with a big honker next time you look at the back of your Power Windows elpee.

Thanks for that....FUCK. lol

[Liam]

I'll just say I love my girlfriend, 'cause she's so smooth.
There was this one bitch that I nailed in my early 20's, one night stand for this reason, had the biggest bush I had ever seen. And that includes '70s porn. I think I got stabbed by a few thorns that night too. lol

I wonder what Drew is gonna do with this thread. Lock it? Or wait for completely offended dumb fuckers to report it?

Fuck 'em!!

A lot more hair, and you have the girl I was talkin' about. Notice how it looks like a ton of baby spiders congregated together to guard the tuna factory?

[slucero]

If I can touch the tits, they're real.

After much thought, you win the thread. Fuck it, you win the internet.

[Liam]

If I can touch the tits, they're real.

After much thought, you win the thread. Fuck it, you win the internet.

LMMFAO...awesome.

[verslibre]

As your marketer, I get 15%!

[Liam]

I need that shit copyrighted. Your 15% will get there after I pay doc bills. NO STD'S before you even ask.

[JRNYMAN]

I wonder what Drew is gonna do with this thread. Lock it? Or wait for completely offended dumb fuckers to report it?

Since you brought it up, I'm curious about that. You guys have been around a lot longer than I have... has the Great Wombat in the Sky ever closed a thread for banter like this? I mean, I can remember threads (usually starring Rockin Deano) that would go pages long with him and ________________ (<--Insert random forum member's name here) going at it calling each other's mothers names that haven't been used since biblical times and THEY didn't get closed but this... well, THIS is a totally different topic. When I logged on earlier today, I passed a whole bunch of people running down to the Survivor forum 'cause it was getting so scary in here!

[JRNYMAN]

I need that shit copyrighted. Your 15% will get there after I pay doc bills. NO STD'S before you even ask.

My best friend used to have this shirt he made. It was a plain solid t-shirt but on the back at the bottom he ironed-on little letters that said"Exit Only" with an arrow pointing to his ass. Stupid, I know but he would get so many laughs and comments.

If I can touch the tits, they're real.

Speaking of that... did you hear that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy earlier this year and just now announced it in a NY Times interview today? Wow!! And she didn't even have breast cancer. She found out she carried the gene that usually produces it so she decided to have the surgery to prevent herself from getting it.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/15/healt ... wanted=all

[Liam]

I need that shit copyrighted. Your 15% will get there after I pay doc bills. NO STD'S before you even ask.

My best friend used to have this shirt he made. It was a plain solid t-shirt but on the back at the bottom he ironed-on little letters that said"Exit Only" with an arrow pointing to his ass. Stupid, I know but he would get so many laughs and comments.

If I can touch the tits, they're real.

Speaking of that... did you hear that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy earlier this year and just now announced it in a NY Times interview today? Wow!! http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/15/healt ... wanted=all

I could've used that shirt while Tami worked at a gay bar. LOL

[Liam]

I wonder what Drew is gonna do with this thread. Lock it? Or wait for completely offended dumb fuckers to report it?

Since you brought it up, I'm curious about that. You guys have been around a lot longer than I have... has the Great Wombat in the Sky ever closed a thread for banter like this? I mean, I can remember threads (usually starring Rockin Deano) that would go pages long with him and ________________ (<--Insert random forum member's name here) going at it calling each other's mothers names that haven't been used since biblical times and THEY didn't get closed but this... well, THIS is a totally different topic. When I logged on earlier today, I passed a whole bunch of people running down to the Survivor forum 'cause it was getting so scary in here!

Well...it's been pretty raunchy so far, but no porn has been posted...unless you click a link...so I don't think any ONE member is in danger. If it was...it'd be me, 'cause I've been banned for years before. LOL

[verslibre]

If it was...it'd be me, 'cause I've been banned for years before. LOL

Did you post a pic of a starfish? Balloon knot?

What doc bills, man? A prolapse or something?

[Liam]

I didn't post a pic of a shot starfish. LOL

And the doc bills are from my stroke 3 years ago.

[whocares]

Nothing even remotely HOT about a crazy woman who murders, lies about it, and then has nearly NO emotions when found guilty. Just because most guys aren't attracted to skeeze like that, or Lindsey Lohan or any other skeezy celebrity, doesn't mean they are gay, just sensible.

Now my Wife, She's HOT.

[The Sushi Hunter]

My best friend used to have this shirt he made. It was a plain solid t-shirt but on the back at the bottom he ironed-on little letters that said"Exit Only" with an arrow pointing to his ass. Stupid, I know but he would get so many laughs and comments.

Sort of reminds me of the dude that had a white t-shirt with large black letters on the front across the chest that read "Up Yours" and with an arrow pointing down.

[conversationpc]

LOL....ya GOTTA love a girl that loves anal. Her ass looks like a fucking turnstile.

There was girl from High School like this...her nickname amongst some of the guys (NOT ME!), was "Tucker". As in, tuck the hemorroids back in.

Now THAT's just gross!

[verslibre]

"Excuse me, but would you have some Grey Poupon?"

http://images.craigslist.org/3Eb3K33F95F65J55M4d5f4ee0c75d574613a1.jpg

[JRNYMAN]

"Excuse me, but would you have some Grey Poupon?"

http://images.craigslist.org/3Eb3K33F95F65J55M4d5f4ee0c75d574613a1.jpg

Shhhhhh...!!! Don't disturb it, it looks angry!

[Andrew]

I wonder what Drew is gonna do with this thread. Lock it? Or wait for completely offended dumb fuckers to report it?

Just shake my head and hope the next generation are an improvement

[Andrew]

"Excuse me, but would you have some Grey Poupon?"

http://images.craigslist.org/3Eb3K33F95F65J55M4d5f4ee0c75d574613a1.jpg

Do I dare click on this link?

I'll leave the thread running, but no pics and no probably no links to pics either folks. Please!

[JRNYMAN]

"Excuse me, but would you have some Grey Poupon?"

http://images.craigslist.org/3Eb3K33F95F65J55M4d5f4ee0c75d574613a1.jpg

Do I dare click on this link?

I'll leave the thread running, but no pics and no probably no links to pics either folks. Please!

In the interest of the fate or survival of this thread, I recommend you don't click it.

[JRNYMAN]

I wonder what Drew is gonna do with this thread. Lock it? Or wait for completely offended dumb fuckers to report it?

Just shake my head and hope the next generation are an improvement

Now THAT'S funny! {{Thinks about it for a second...}} Hey!! Wait a minute....!

[yulog]

"Yoo-hooo! Boys!!"

...and this is after the makeover