Honk if you haven't had sex with Tiger Woods

[Jana]

Ain't life grand?

First picture I've ever seen of him where his smile reached his eyes.

Dammit all to hell.

If that's the first baby, he actually had a hookup planned with ho number two, and he had to cancel, and she learned later from the paper that his wife had their baby.

[StoneCold]

Ain't life grand?

First picture I've ever seen of him where his smile reached his eyes.

Dammit all to hell.

'cept even the eyes are insincere. As Rick pointed out, hand any man millions, fame and the hussies will appear.

The one on the Today show this morning, Cori Rist says after their 6 month affair, she broke it off and he kept texting and chasing her for 2 and a half years. She said she kept turning him down.

At some point, didn't it dawn on her to get a new cell #? Of course not.

[Don]

One of Cheetah's doctors busted for PEDs. The journalistic fodder just won't stop.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4744216

[Michigan Girl]

'cept even the eyes are insincere. As Rick pointed out, hand any man millions, fame and the hussies will appear.

The one on the Today show this morning, Cori Rist says after their 6 month affair, she broke it off and he kept texting and chasing her for 2 and a half years. She said she kept turning him down.

At some point, didn't it dawn on her to get a new cell #? Of course not.

lol, smart man, you!!!

[stevew2]

One of Cheetah's doctors busted for PEDs. The journalistic fodder just won't stop.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4744216

Your avartar has made my junk go south, where is the hot asian girls?

[StoneCold]

Morality aside, Tiger is (was?) the man.

Here's that young hussy again.

[Jana]

Morality aside, Tiger is (was?) the man.

Here's that young hussy again.

Why is he the man? Apparently, anyone can go to Vegas and sit in these VIP lounges and send over their hired help to pick up these girls for them, and the women are ready, willing and able as long as these men are rich and/or a celebrity. Looks apparently not necessary.. It appears he never even bought these women gifts. Just flew them in and flew them out, and dinner if he felt like it. And they were happy to oblige b/c he was FAMOUS.

[StoneCold]

Morality aside, Tiger is (was?) the man.

Here's that young hussy again.

Why is he the man? Apparently, anyone can go to Vegas and sit in these VIP lounges and send over their hired help to pick up these girls for them, and the women are ready, willing and able as long as these men are rich and/or a celebrity. Looks apparently not necessary.. It appears he never even bought these women gifts. Just flew them in and flew them out, and dinner if he felt like it. And they were happy to oblige b/c he was FAMOUS.

I'm just sayin' she's cute. Not as cute as the wife but a decent runner up.

We all know it was wrong, we're past that.

It's time to rate hottest to nottest now.

[portland]

Morality aside, Tiger is (was?) the man.

Here's that young hussy again.

Why is he the man? Apparently, anyone can go to Vegas and sit in these VIP lounges and send over their hired help to pick up these girls for them, and the women are ready, willing and able as long as these men are rich and/or a celebrity. Looks apparently not necessary.. It appears he never even bought these women gifts. Just flew them in and flew them out, and dinner if he felt like it. And they were happy to oblige b/c he was FAMOUS.

I'm just sayin' she's cute. Not as cute as the wife but a decent runner up.

We all know it was wrong, we're past that.

It's time to rate hottest to nottest now.

Spoken like a true man........

[S2M]

Morality aside, Tiger is (was?) the man.

Here's that young hussy again.

Why is he the man? Apparently, anyone can go to Vegas and sit in these VIP lounges and send over their hired help to pick up these girls for them, and the women are ready, willing and able as long as these men are rich and/or a celebrity. Looks apparently not necessary.. It appears he never even bought these women gifts. Just flew them in and flew them out, and dinner if he felt like it. And they were happy to oblige b/c he was FAMOUS.

[Jana]

Morality aside, Tiger is (was?) the man.

Here's that young hussy again.

Why is he the man? Apparently, anyone can go to Vegas and sit in these VIP lounges and send over their hired help to pick up these girls for them, and the women are ready, willing and able as long as these men are rich and/or a celebrity. Looks apparently not necessary.. It appears he never even bought these women gifts. Just flew them in and flew them out, and dinner if he felt like it. And they were happy to oblige b/c he was FAMOUS.

I'm just sayin' she's cute. Not as cute as the wife but a decent runner up.

We all know it was wrong, we're past that.

It's time to rate hottest to nottest now.

Oh, now I get it. Okay. She is cute.

[S2M]

Morality aside, Tiger is (was?) the man.

Here's that young hussy again.

Why is he the man? Apparently, anyone can go to Vegas and sit in these VIP lounges and send over their hired help to pick up these girls for them, and the women are ready, willing and able as long as these men are rich and/or a celebrity. Looks apparently not necessary.. It appears he never even bought these women gifts. Just flew them in and flew them out, and dinner if he felt like it. And they were happy to oblige b/c he was FAMOUS.

He sent each of them hush money ranging from 5,000/month to 20,000/month......I'd call that a gift

[Don]

That chick isn't what I'd call cute. Her face looks hard.

[Michigan Girl]

I think she is attractive, like the rest of them!! However, as cute
as she is, she has a rather large neck and looks a little manly!!
This one looks a little transgenderish to me~not that there's
anything wrong with that!!!

[Duncan]

I think she is attractive, like the rest of them!! However, as cute
as she is, she has a rather large neck and looks a little manly!!
This one looks a little transgenderish to me~not that there's
anything wrong with that!!!

I think she looks like Mister Spock.


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Now playing: Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell - If This World Were Mine

[StoneCold]

That chick isn't what I'd call cute. Her face looks hard.

Compare her with Hillary and Chelsea Clinton and get back to us.

Cute's prob the wrong word anyway, she's a blue eyed attractive blond.

Hope MG's wrong bout her having a putter.

[WalkInMyShoes]

Looks like Mr. Spock?????? Really?
Well, maybe the eyebrows...but he's got a "fierce" haircut!

[Ehwmatt]

I'm not really feelin that chick... maybe it would help if she were smiling, but she looks like a conehead or something to me... or a robotic stepford wife. Doesn't attract me at all.

[brywool]

IT'S A MAN BABY!!

[Michigan Girl]

That chick isn't what I'd call cute. Her face looks hard.

Compare her with Hillary and Chelsea Clinton and get back to us.

Cute's prob the wrong word anyway, she's a blue eyed attractive blond.

Hope MG's wrong bout her having a putter.

heeeheeee!!! I went >>> http://www.myspace.com/central.station one night
and when I tell you the men/women in that place made me feel dog ugly, believe it!!

[Don]

Closer to a dolled up, ex-meth addict with new dentures.

[WalkInMyShoes]

I'm not really feelin that chick... maybe it would help if she were smiling, but she looks like a conehead or something to me... or a robotic stepford wife. Doesn't attract me at all.

I agree with the stepford wife look. Probably older than what she looks like, kind of cold - looks like a pro.

[Jana]

I'm not really feelin that chick... maybe it would help if she were smiling, but she looks like a conehead or something to me... or a robotic stepford wife. Doesn't attract me at all.

I agree with the stepford wife look. Probably older than what she looks like, kind of cold - looks like a pro.

She's got a conservative look going on b/c she's in a custody battle right now, and she is trying to do damage control regarding this. There's plenty of provocative photos of her when Tiger hooked up with her a few years ago, with a totally different look.

[Jana]

"Long before he made tabloid (or even sports page) headlines, Tiger Woods was devastated by his own father's philandering, according to his high school sweetheart.
Dina Parr, whom he dated during high school and into his freshman year in college, exclusively tells E! News that Woods would call her from the road during the summer to talk about his parents' relationship.

"He would just call crying and say, 'My dad is with another woman,' and that would be all he could say," she says. "He would be so upset, so I just tried to be there for him and listen to him."

Woods was famously close to his dad, Earl, who died in 2006.

"He loved his father," Parr tells E! News in the exclusive interview. "And I know that was the one thing about his dad that he could never get over. So yeah, it's interesting that it's turned out that he's doing the same thing."

More than a dozen different women have been mentioned in reports about Woods' infidelities.

In announcing Friday that he was taking "an indefinite break" from golf, the 33-year-old struggling star finally admitted in so many words to being unfaithful to his wife of five years, Elin Nordegren."

[Michigan Girl]

"He loved his father," Parr tells E! News in the exclusive interview. "And I know that was the one thing about his dad that he could never get over. So yeah, it's interesting that it's turned out that he's doing the same thing."

Duh, that's probably WHY he turned out this way...

[Don]

So, it looks like Elin is leaving him. The incentive of getting even more money if she hung around isn't what she is looking for for apparently. Her family is pretty loaded anyway from what I can tell and she is still going to get child support and at least 20 million in alimony.

[steveo777]

So, it looks like Elin is leaving him. The incentive of getting even more money if she hung around isn't what she is looking for for apparently. Her family is pretty loaded anyway from what I can tell and she is still going to get child support and at least 20 million in alimony.

Baby I'm a leaving you. He has this coming to him. What a bone head.

[Don]

So, it looks like Elin is leaving him. The incentive of getting even more money if she hung around isn't what she is looking for for apparently. Her family is pretty loaded anyway from what I can tell and she is still going to get child support and at least 20 million in alimony.

Baby I'm a leaving you. He has this coming to him. What a bone head.

Hally Berry's ex-husband had a similar problem also when it came to not being satisfied with what was already on the menu.

[Michigan Girl]

So, it looks like Elin is leaving him. The incentive of getting even more money if she hung around isn't what she is looking for for apparently. Her family is pretty loaded anyway from what I can tell and she is still going to get child support and at least 20 million in alimony.

Baby I'm a leaving you. He has this coming to him. What a bone head.

Hally Berry's ex-husband had a similar problem also when it came to not being satisfied with what was already on the menu.

Tea Leone's husband too!!

[slucero]

Tiger.. what an idiot...

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews ... ys-1970218

Tiger Woods' Wife, Kids Leaving Him for the Holidays

Wednesday – December 16, 2009 – 9:10am

Philandering golfer Tiger Woods likely won't be spending the holidays with his wife and two children. Moving crews were spotted Tuesday at the family mansion in Windermere, Fla. Several workers were seen carting such items, including carefully wrapped artwork. A "bone-thin" Elin Nordegren, who wasn't wearing her wedding ring, spent about 10 minutes instructing the workers before driving off in her red Buick SUV, the New York Post reports.

The Swedish-born former nanny, 29, "is making plans to move out and take the kids [Sam, 2; Charlie, 10 months] with her," a source tells the Post. "She's planning to go somewhere warm and Tiger-free for Christmas. The only reason she didn't leave earlier is that their son had the flu, but he's now recovered."

A source tells New York's Daily News that "Elin is planning to take the kids to spend the holidays with her family in Sweden." The new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now) reports that Nordegren skipped her usual appearance at the annual holiday party at the Isleworth Country Club. "Her absence was noticeable, and there was a little tension and sadness in the air," one club member told Us.

Meanwhile, alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel is confiding in pals that Woods is still in touch with her. "They are not over," a source tells Us. "She said Tiger was texting her, trying to find time to get together again. He wasn't even fazed."

Uchitel had denied a romantic relationship.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... pheadlines

Source: Elin Nordegren Plans Split from Tiger Woods

By Stephen M. Silverman
Wednesday December 16, 2009 07:05 AM EST

The holidays may bring a final showdown in the marriage of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren, a source close to the golfer's wife tells PEOPLE, saying, "She plans to leave Tiger." Another source says, "She's made up her mind. There's nothing to think about: he's never going to change," PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue, on newsstands Friday.

Photos circulated this week, showing Nordegren, 29, pumping gas into her vehicle near the couple's home in Windermere, Fla., last Saturday, also captured the Swedish-born former nanny and mother of two (Sam, 2, and Charlie, 10 months), not wearing her wedding ring. While the missing band "meant nothing," insists a source, a high-profile Florida divorce attorney tells PEOPLE that Nordegren has met with lawyers to renegotiate the Woods' prenuptial agreement.

On Thursday, workers began moving large items including what appeared to be works of art out of the couple's home in Windermere, Fla., and Nordegren was seen giving them instructions, according to the New York Post.