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Postby S2M » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:38 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
SultanOfSwing wrote:Hmm..I notice majority of responder in this thread are women :shock: . First time I think we're being outnumbered :oops: . Where's Stevew when we need him or Sushi to tell us his sexcapades? :lol:


Stevew's on vacation :(



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Postby KenTheDude » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:40 am

I few years ago in Vegas I was awakened in the middle of the night by moaning and banging noises coming from the hotel room next to me. I pressed my head up against the wall and started making loud moaning voices back at them. The noises over there came to an abrupt halt. And I'm pretty sure they hadn't finished either. :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:41 am

KenTheDude wrote:I few years ago in Vegas I was awakened in the middle of the night by moaning and banging noises coming from the hotel room next to me. I pressed my head up against the wall and started making loud moaning voices back at them. The noises over there came to an abrupt halt. And I'm pretty sure they hadn't finished either. :twisted: :twisted:


HAhahaha... This begs the question, what were you doing sleeping in Vegas?
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:50 am

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Ehwmatt wrote:I'm still trying to decide if the banging I always hear from BELOW me while I'm in my apartment office at night is sex. Sure seems like a headboard-a-bangin off the wall. They got a little kid too... if they are fuckin, damn, they got a lotta energy. Happens just about every night


I never got to hear anything good in any of the apartments I've lived in.

My aformentioned former downstairs neighbor would play her guitar and blast Violent Femmes, but that's all.
I certainly never heard any sex!! (which is probably why she was grumpy and complained about my alarm clock :twisted: )



"....Why can't I get just one fuck....why can't I get just one fuck........' :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8VTlXVqUQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHapDS2fcFE&feature=related


That was what she was playing!!

I'm in my living room this one night, watching TV and all of a sudden I heard that song along with crappy acoustic guitar coming up through my floor. :evil:
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Postby Ehwmatt » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:56 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:I'm still trying to decide if the banging I always hear from BELOW me while I'm in my apartment office at night is sex. Sure seems like a headboard-a-bangin off the wall. They got a little kid too... if they are fuckin, damn, they got a lotta energy. Happens just about every night


I never got to hear anything good in any of the apartments I've lived in.

My aformentioned former downstairs neighbor would play her guitar and blast Violent Femmes, but that's all.
I certainly never heard any sex!! (which is probably why she was grumpy and complained about my alarm clock :twisted: )



"....Why can't I get just one fuck....why can't I get just one fuck........' :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8VTlXVqUQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHapDS2fcFE&feature=related


That was what she was playing!!

I'm in my living room this one night, watching TV and all of a sudden I heard that song along with crappy acoustic guitar coming up through my floor. :evil:


Ever noticed how nearly every asshole who "plays guitar" only has an acoustic and plays one with rusty strings and a shitty sense of rhythm? That's why I treat my annoyed neighbors to loud rock music, delayed leads, and big power chords courtesy of one of these guys:

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Postby SultanOfSwing » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:58 am

SultanOfSwing wrote:Just curious, don't you women turns on when you heard someone moaning? I probably get a boner if I heard my neighbors having orgasm. :oops: :lol:


Michigan Girl wrote: Not me, I'm a visual person....draw me a picture... :evil: :wink:


So it turns you on if you watch or peep on them? Awww.. MG, I like that, you made my morning complete. Sorry I can't draw, but I can show you my ..... never mind, get back to work. 8) :lol: :wink:
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Postby Tomulator » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:32 am

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T-Bone wrote:So... was her appeal called a "Sex Appeal"?


Because I don't see where she'd have any... I wonder if she's taken into consideration the attention she'll be getting from this point forward? :lol: :lol: :lol: I can see the teasing and pointing now...


Her, he's the one causing all the noise! I'm mystified... :? :wink:


Maybe she can't stand the sight of him naked...

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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:09 am

SultanOfSwing wrote:
SultanOfSwing wrote:Just curious, don't you women turns on when you heard someone moaning? I probably get a boner if I heard my neighbors having orgasm. :oops: :lol:


Michigan Girl wrote: Not me, I'm a visual person....draw me a picture... :evil: :wink:


So it turns you on if you watch or peep on them? Awww.. MG, I like that, you made my morning complete. Sorry I can't draw, but I can show you my ..... never mind, get back to work. 8) :lol: :wink:

I'm thinking I'll stick to LMAO in the future!! :wink:
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