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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:05 pm

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portland wrote:have I not explained my choice of AV???


No you haven't but I surely hope to hell that it's not because you're a FraudBoys fan.




I think it's still a bit weird for a girl to post cheerleader pics , if she doesn't like women ;)

It's like if stevew2 would start using Napoleon Dynamite avatars. :)
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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:08 pm

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Behshad wrote:Nat ,
although my wife does all the thanksgiving cooking , I know how to cook. I bet I could cook better than you :P And it's not cause I think you're a bad cook. It's just that I'm damn good at it :)

B, that's just cuz you're so damn good at everything.....you could do anything better than I can. :?



Hey you started with stereotyping the men can't cook bullshit. Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:
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Postby Enigma869 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:13 pm

Behshad wrote:
I think it's still a bit weird for a girl to post cheerleader pics , if she doesn't like women ;)




I'm with B on this one. Email me your address and I'll FEDEX you some truth serum so we can finally get to the bottom of this mystery :lol:
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Postby portland » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:14 pm

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Behshad wrote:
I think it's still a bit weird for a girl to post cheerleader pics , if she doesn't like women ;)




I'm with B on this one. Email me your address and I'll FEDEX you some truth serum so we can finally get to the bottom of this mystery :lol:




Hey I can always stop using them.......I started here with a Perry AV :wink:
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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:14 pm

Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
I think it's still a bit weird for a girl to post cheerleader pics , if she doesn't like women ;)




I'm with B on this one. Email me your address and I'll FEDEX you some truth serum so we can finally get to the bottom of this mystery :lol:


Who ? Me or her ?! :lol:
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Postby Enigma869 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:15 pm

Behshad wrote:
Who ? Me or her ?! :lol:



Definitely HER!
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:15 pm

portland wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
I think it's still a bit weird for a girl to post cheerleader pics , if she doesn't like women ;)




I'm with B on this one. Email me your address and I'll FEDEX you some truth serum so we can finally get to the bottom of this mystery :lol:




Hey I can always stop using them.......I started here with a Perry AV :wink:


Hey your distracting them........must be working! :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:17 pm

Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Who ? Me or her ?! :lol:



Definitely HER!


Phew ,,, close call. ;) :lol:
Let's vote. Someone create a poll please :)
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Postby Angel » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:19 pm

Behshad wrote:Hey you started with stereotyping the men can't cook bullshit. Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:

Don't get all defensive...it was a compliment, accept it graciously. :wink:

And I don't guess....I KNOW. :wink:
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:20 pm

Behshad wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Who ? Me or her ?! :lol:



Definitely HER!


Phew ,,, close call. ;) :lol:
Let's vote. Someone create a poll please :)


I vote Beshad! :wink: :lol: :twisted:
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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:22 pm

artist4perry wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Who ? Me or her ?! :lol:



Definitely HER!


Phew ,,, close call. ;) :lol:
Let's vote. Someone create a poll please :)


I vote Beshad! :wink: :lol: :twisted:



You wait for the poll. Options are Yes or No. Question is :should John Fedex the stuff to Portland or not.

:)
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Postby Angel » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:24 pm

Behshad wrote:Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:

AND PS, it's "dilated."
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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:26 pm

Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:

AND PS, it's "dilated."



well you missed it the first time you quoted me , so go lick your fingers or something. :)
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Postby Angel » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:27 pm

Behshad wrote:
Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:

AND PS, it's "dilated."



well you missed it the first time you quoted me , so go lick your fingers or something. :)

No, I didn't miss it, just forgot to comment on it.....and I don't lick my fingers...I'm saving that for you...
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Postby Enigma869 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:27 pm

Behshad wrote: Question is :should John Fedex the stuff to Portland or not.




She's in Portland. I could simply drive some Grey Goose up to her and kick back and wait for the truth to come out about that whole college "experience" :shock:
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:29 pm

Behshad wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Who ? Me or her ?! :lol:



Definitely HER!


Phew ,,, close call. ;) :lol:
Let's vote. Someone create a poll please :)


I vote Beshad! :wink: :lol: :twisted:



You wait for the poll. Options are Yes or No. Question is :should John Fedex the stuff to Portland or not.

:)

I was refering to the below statement.........getting to the "Bottom' of the mystery.................I say you could use a shot in the southern posterior.......but that is just me........ :wink: :lol:
Give me a break Beshad.............I have had pre holiday High School students ALL DAY! :shock: The horror....... :shock:

I'm with B on this one. Email me your address and I'll FEDEX you some truth serum so we can finally get to the bottom of this mystery
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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:29 pm

Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:

AND PS, it's "dilated."



well you missed it the first time you quoted me , so go lick your fingers or something. :)

No, I didn't miss it, just forgot to comment on it.....and I don't lick my fingers...I'm saving that for you...



So one of us is bad at spelling the other has bad memory. I'm glad I'm not the latter.
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Postby Angel » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:31 pm

Behshad wrote:So one of us is bad at spelling the other has bad memory. I'm glad I'm not the latter.

Hey, alzheimers is great....I meet new friends every day....
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Postby Behshad » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:33 pm

Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:So one of us is bad at spelling the other has bad memory. I'm glad I'm not the latter.

Hey, alzheimers is great....I meet new friends every day....



:lol:

Bet your new friends don't like to serve you finger food :)
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Postby Angel » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:35 pm

Behshad wrote::lol:

Bet your new friends don't like to serve you finger food :)

Yeah....cuz I don't wear gloves or wash my hands at work.... :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:39 pm

Behshad wrote:
Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Nat ,
although my wife does all the thanksgiving cooking , I know how to cook. I bet I could cook better than you :P And it's not cause I think you're a bad cook. It's just that I'm damn good at it :)

B, that's just cuz you're so damn good at everything.....you could do anything better than I can. :?



Hey you started with stereotyping the men can't cook bullshit. Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:


Speaking of Tools........... :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink: :lol:
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Postby TRAGChick » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:48 pm

kgdjpubs wrote:probably appropriate around here....I've been told this works well.


HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch or Jim Beam)
Step 3: Put the turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another two drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take three more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take four whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle to get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for four hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


I'm CRYING over here LMAO! :lol:

Oh good God....thanx for a MUCH NEEDED LAUGH!!!! \~/
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:24 pm

3am Friday post party leftover turkey sammich.
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:42 pm

Behshad wrote:
Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Angel wrote:
Behshad wrote:Plus, we both know you're far better than me at guessing how far a woman is dialaeted..... Without using a tool. :lol: :twisted:

AND PS, it's "dilated."



well you missed it the first time you quoted me , so go lick your fingers or something. :)

No, I didn't miss it, just forgot to comment on it.....and I don't lick my fingers...I'm saving that for you...



So one of us is bad at spelling the other has bad memory. I'm glad I'm not the latter.
watch that shit, Im stuffin my own turkey, there will be wine in that shit you betcha
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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:23 pm

Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote: Question is :should John Fedex the stuff to Portland or not.




She's in Portland. I could simply drive some Grey Goose up to her and kick back and wait for the truth to come out about that whole college "experience" :shock:


WHO's in Portland? :shock: :P :lol:
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Postby portland » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:39 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote: Question is :should John Fedex the stuff to Portland or not.




She's in Portland. I could simply drive some Grey Goose up to her and kick back and wait for the truth to come out about that whole college "experience" :shock:


WHO's in Portland? :shock: :P :lol:



Jim move along nothing to see here!!! :wink: :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:41 pm

portland wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Behshad wrote: Question is :should John Fedex the stuff to Portland or not.




She's in Portland. I could simply drive some Grey Goose up to her and kick back and wait for the truth to come out about that whole college "experience" :shock:


WHO's in Portland? :shock: :P :lol:



Jim move along nothing to see here!!! :wink: :lol:


:lol: :lol: Oh... but there IS! :P :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:45 pm

Behshad wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
portland wrote:have I not explained my choice of AV???


No you haven't but I surely hope to hell that it's not because you're a FraudBoys fan.




I think it's still a bit weird for a girl to post cheerleader pics , if she doesn't like women ;)

It's like if stevew2 would start using Napoleon Dynamite avatars. :)
I think it is hot as shit, i take it as portland going down on her own avatar , that turns me on
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Postby portland » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:49 pm

MY cheerleader AV's have been put in time out!!! :twisted:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:55 pm

portland wrote:MY cheerleader AV's have been put in time out!!! :twisted:


Well just put a picture of YOU in their place! :wink: :D
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