Jake & Vienna

[Jana]

Another video... it has some of the great moments on it.

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true ... 553d8a5f6a

I'm mad. I found out they edited it and there was even more to the interview. I want the whole interview so I can witness Jake in all of his doucebaggery glory.

Oh yeah, it barely scratched the surface. Is the full interview online yet?

I don't know. But what I meant was the producer said the interview aired that night had been edited and there was more to it. I wonder if they were trying to make Jake look better. They said time constraints is why they edited it down for the show but that we saw most of it.

[Rip Rokken]

I was right -- no sympathy for Vienna. Just another histrionic drama queen TV ho... LOL

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/24/vienna-gi ... ex-emails/

[Rip Rokken]

Saw two funny bits on Jake & Vienna this morning. Love this one:

"Now that the shocking news of Jake and Vienna's split has finally sunk in, everyone is asking: What went wrong? Was another person involved?

Now, I can reveal for the first time that the problem with the relationship was that Jake was in love with a man -- himself!

"Jake spent longer getting ready and looking at himself in the mirror than Vienna or any other woman for that matter," laughed a friend of the ex-couple.

"He would practice his smile over and over, with teeth and without teeth showing. He also was obsessive about his hair, getting it groomed at least once a week. He also insisted on not being seen in public for at least two hours after he woke up. Jake was convinced his face needed to drop after lying down. Only after two hours had his face dropped enough to be seen in public. "

But best of all is watching Jake look at himself and say, "I love you and give you the final rose." This man in the mirror needs to get a life."

That sounds about right! The dude looked every bit as calculating with his grin as Tom Cruise.

And here's a great little article about how they've done themselves and their 15 minutes of fame in by being unlikeable.

http://www.popeater.com/2010/07/10/jake ... a-girardi/