Ladies, be glad...

[Behshad]

Huh !? Huh ?!

[StevePerryHair]

So glad both my babies were c-sections And my first was an emergency one too, but I'd STILL rather do that again 10 times over than the intended way

Nah, my first was an emergency C and the other 2 were vbac epidural labors. I still felt things and vomited on anesthesia, but I'd STILL pick those over a c-section recovery!

Nah The problems some women get with peeing when they just laugh or sneeze later on in life because of those deliveries still keeps me pretty happy mine exited north instead of south

True! I do have that problem! But isn't it also from carrying 3 watermelons in my stomach sitting on my bladder too? I think I need that surgery!

[StevePerryHair]

Poor Dave! We turned his nut thread into a vagina thread just like that!!

[Deb]

Listen and listen carefully. The kidney stone FEELS like a watermelon when it travels through ,while poking with it's sharp edges. Unless your kid had a head shaped like Lisa Simpson's , you lose.

[Melissa]

I've got some bad news for ya, Melissa....those things are a result of pregnancy, not vaginal delivery.

I had my first two natural and my next two with epidurals (wasn't really my plan but a whole other issue in and of itself) and if I had to do it again I'd go natural all the way...recovery was much easier and I could actually move.

Oh hell, I'm on my midwife soapbox again!!! SORRY!

Well I don't have that problem yet, so we'll see

And yeah c-section recovery isn't a walk in the park, but I still did it, twice, on nothing but Tylenol and Advil. I see mom's at work all the time come in after SVD's, walking worse than I did after my sections, because of the pain from stitches down south No thanks! I understand where you're coming from though as a midwife.

[StevePerryHair]

Listen and listen carefully. The kidney stone FEELS like a watermelon when it travels through ,while poking with it's sharp edges. Unless your kid had a head shaped like Lisa Simpson's , you lose.

:lol:

[Melissa]

So glad both my babies were c-sections And my first was an emergency one too, but I'd STILL rather do that again 10 times over than the intended way

Nah, my first was an emergency C and the other 2 were vbac epidural labors. I still felt things and vomited on anesthesia, but I'd STILL pick those over a c-section recovery!

Nah The problems some women get with peeing when they just laugh or sneeze later on in life because of those deliveries still keeps me pretty happy mine exited north instead of south

True! I do have that problem! But isn't it also from carrying 3 watermelons in my stomach sitting on my bladder too? I think I need that surgery!

I guess I'll find out as time goes by! Both my babies were big so I'm in trouble later if so!

[Angel]

I've got some bad news for ya, Melissa....those things are a result of pregnancy, not vaginal delivery.

I had my first two natural and my next two with epidurals (wasn't really my plan but a whole other issue in and of itself) and if I had to do it again I'd go natural all the way...recovery was much easier and I could actually move.

Oh hell, I'm on my midwife soapbox again!!! SORRY!

Well I don't have that problem yet, so we'll see

And yeah c-section recovery isn't a walk in the park, but I still did it, twice, on nothing but Tylenol and Advil. I see mom's at work all the time come in after SVD's, walking worse than I did after my sections, because of the pain from stitches down south No thanks! I understand where you're coming from though as a midwife.

I don't have any problems with the plumbing yet either and I had four SVDs-one with an OP to OA forceps rotation....but I am faithful about the Kegals...that's the secret right there!

I also see where you're coming from. Some women have no desire to have a vaginal delivery-that's OK. Some women want to have a vaginal delivery with drugs-that's OK too, and some women want to have an unmedicated vaginal delivery and that's OK too. That's the beauty of being a midwife-being able to inform women so they can make a choice for themselves based on accurate information-then they can have the birth they want cuz after all, that's what it's all about!!!

[artist4perry]

Infection in that area is no picnic either, ask some of these nurses! LOL!

What are you talking about, Ginger? Infected perineal lacerations are FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

Yup.......if you like standing a lot and Feeling like your peeing atomic bombs. It's a piece of cake we both know that! LOL!

My plumbing is bad. Due to my daughter dancing on my bladder all through the pregnancy.

I will not do sports for that reason................I run, I have to go! Quickly!

[Melissa]

Listen and listen carefully. The kidney stone FEELS like a watermelon when it travels through ,while poking with it's sharp edges. Unless your kid had a head shaped like Lisa Simpson's , you lose.

:lol:

I've never had a kidney stone but my mother (who was barely 5 feet tall yet delivered my brother and I at 9#4oz. and 8#10oz.) did once in her 40's and said it was worse than delivering us I think the only pain worse than that was everything she endured with breast cancer.

[Angel]

Infection in that area is no picnic either, ask some of these nurses! LOL!

What are you talking about, Ginger? Infected perineal lacerations are FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

Yup.......if you like standing a lot and Feeling like your peeing atomic bombs. It's a piece of cake we both know that! LOL!

My plumbing is bad. Due to my daughter dancing on my bladder all through the pregnancy.

I will not do sports for that reason................I run, I have to go! Quickly!

Girl, you need yourself a good GYN surgeon!!!! They can work wonders in that area and with the newer surgeries they're doing the recovery is nothin!!!

[StevePerryHair]

Infection in that area is no picnic either, ask some of these nurses! LOL!

What are you talking about, Ginger? Infected perineal lacerations are FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

Yup.......if you like standing a lot and Feeling like your peeing atomic bombs. It's a piece of cake we both know that! LOL!

My plumbing is bad. Due to my daughter dancing on my bladder all through the pregnancy.

I will not do sports for that reason................I run, I have to go! Quickly!

Don't ever jump in a kids bounce house before peeing! I made that mistake ONCE!!

[artist4perry]

Have we made you feel any better about your busted nut yet? LOL! I have seen guys get nailed in the boys before, it does not look comfortable to be sure.

Sympathy to your sacks.

[Behshad]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

[artist4perry]

Infection in that area is no picnic either, ask some of these nurses! LOL!

What are you talking about, Ginger? Infected perineal lacerations are FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

Yup.......if you like standing a lot and Feeling like your peeing atomic bombs. It's a piece of cake we both know that! LOL!

My plumbing is bad. Due to my daughter dancing on my bladder all through the pregnancy.

I will not do sports for that reason................I run, I have to go! Quickly!

Don't ever jump in a kids bounce house before peeing! I made that mistake ONCE!!

Worse.........breaking up a fight, they knocked me down and I did not get to go to the bathroom all day. Good thing is I carry a change of clothes in my office. I was able to change without them being any wiser. Thank goodness for dark clothes! LOL!

[StevePerryHair]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

[Melissa]

I also see where you're coming from. Some women have no desire to have a vaginal delivery-that's OK. Some women want to have a vaginal delivery with drugs-that's OK too, and some women want to have an unmedicated vaginal delivery and that's OK too. That's the beauty of being a midwife-being able to inform women so they can make a choice for themselves based on accurate information-then they can have the birth they want cuz after all, that's what it's all about!!!

Yeah my intentions never were for a c-section first time around, definitely not the plan, lol, but after 2.5 hours of pushing, baby showing distress, my BP climbing too high, etc, well, you know the drill, lol.

[Angel]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

It's all Ginger's fault, she brought up childbirth, you bring up childbirth around a bunch of women and you ARE going to hear stories! Women LOVE to talk about their birth experiences!! (and rightfully so, I might add!)

[artist4perry]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

I don't get it.................. Explain B.........I have never heard that term.

[Behshad]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

What do YOU call them ? Butt Smackers ?! Man Berries ?! Mud Flaps ?!

[Melissa]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

I get it! That is, IF he meant it like I think he did?

[Melissa]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

What do YOU call them ? Butt Smackers ?! Man Berries ?! Mud Flaps ?!

Twig and berries? Undercarriage?

[artist4perry]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

I get it! That is, IF he meant it like I think he did?

He has to explain to me............

[StevePerryHair]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

What do YOU call them ? Butt Smackers ?! Man Berries ?! Mud Flaps ?!

:lol: just nut sack normally balls? Boring names! butt smackers??

[YoungJRNY]

It's certainly safe to say that women have a personal inside feeling of being proud that their vagina's rip to absolute shreds and always go into vivid detail of their pregnancy and make it sound like that mechanical Elephant scene with Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls! You could see the proud-ness when men can't really say anything to rebuttal them

It could be the simplest of convo:

"Man, for 12 hours straight, I had to pound these tiny nails into the side of the ship in -12 degree weather on that shrimp boat to fix a leak in the bow with waves crashing over the sides, literally knocking me down on the icy floor in hypothermia weather, trying to engrave me into the concrete. Only caught 10 crabs, only made a dollar within the hour. Have to do it again tomorrow."

"Oh yeah, look at these scars. Try having your crotch area ripped through your anal region and shred all the way through your pelvis and out of the tunnel, breaking bones in the process. It's called child-birth. I don't want to hear it. *Snicker.*"

" "

[Behshad]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

I get it! That is, IF he meant it like I think he did?

Great minds think alike , soccer-pal

Ginger , dont think too hard ! Don't want you to start peeing and get Parfait all excited again

[Angel]

I also see where you're coming from. Some women have no desire to have a vaginal delivery-that's OK. Some women want to have a vaginal delivery with drugs-that's OK too, and some women want to have an unmedicated vaginal delivery and that's OK too. That's the beauty of being a midwife-being able to inform women so they can make a choice for themselves based on accurate information-then they can have the birth they want cuz after all, that's what it's all about!!!

Yeah my intentions never were for a c-section first time around, definitely not the plan, lol, but after 2.5 hours of pushing, baby showing distress, my BP climbing too high, etc, well, you know the drill, lol.

Yep, I know the drill.

I must admit, though, when I was pushing for over three hours with my first babe if they would have offered me a c-section I would have taken it in a heartbeat....worst experience of my life. I was in the room all alone except for a really old nurse that didn't even make eye contact with me let alone talk to me. I remember at about two and a half hours of pushing just crying and wondering how much longer they were going to make me suffer. I was very young and stupid (yeah, I know, not much has changed) and knew nothing. A half an hour later I finally had her but it was quite traumatic!!!

[artist4perry]

Apparently leg stickers after a hot sweaty day.

[artist4perry]

Poor Dave ! He probably wishes he would've listened to my suggestion and renamed the thread !


Where'd he go ?! Hope he's ok , and so is his Jerkins Dispenser !

Jerkins dispenser ??

I get it! That is, IF he meant it like I think he did?

Great minds think alike , soccer-pal

Ginger , dont think too hard ! Don't want you to start peeing and get Parfait all excited again

All I have to do to piss him off is say, "GOD DOES EXIST, AND SCIENCE SUCKS! " Works like a charm! LOL!

Hey but to my defense, I am still hurting from breaking up that fight. My back and my arm are all messed up. They pulled my shoulder muscle and now I have a pinched nerve in it. Girl fights suck!

[StevePerryHair]

Apparently leg stickers after a hot sweaty day.

Ginger...hint on the other one...guys jerk off.....