Embarrasing thing I did in the past...

[Rhiannon]

34D and YOU have envy? Don't talk to me for the rest of the day.

OLD NAVY FLEECE!!!

[YoungJRNY]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

34D and YOU have envy? Don't talk to me for the rest of the day.

For the record, smaller boobs are sexier. (Sometimes) Carry on.

[Behshad]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

34D and YOU have envy? Don't talk to me for the rest of the day.

For the record, smaller boobs are sexier. (Sometimes) Carry on.

[bluejeangirl76]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

34D and YOU have envy? Don't talk to me for the rest of the day.

For the record, smaller boobs are sexier. (Sometimes) Carry on.

I like this record!

[YoungJRNY]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Seeing that makes my new 34D sizing feel inadequate. I have tit envy.

34D and YOU have envy? Don't talk to me for the rest of the day.

For the record, smaller boobs are sexier. (Sometimes) Carry on.

I like this record!

I'm glad you like small titties as well. Bad girl.

[MBPL]

On my 18th birthday, I was at a local dance club/bar. My friends and I were trying to look like we belonged (it was legal in WI). I was pretty pleased after dancing with a couple of older guys and that they were all hanging around me. Standing there in my new halter top on, very cool, holding my Harvey Wallbanger (yikes) my friend said "your boob is hanging out". Yep, that halter top had slipped up over that 34DD boob. I can't believe that I ever went back to that place...at least it was summer and I was really tan......and perky !!!

Okay, both the "grabbing" stories and "dry humping" almost had me on the floor - I was at work! Har! And the 34DD at 18, girl go 'head on with your full-figured bad-ass boobage self!!

I'll bet you and "WalkInMyShoes" get plenty o PM's wanting titty pics. I won't do that to you. I'll ask for them right here in public.

Rick: You want boobs? To my embarrassment boob shots are in the video I am putting together, the one shot of me at the hotel with me flashing my leopard-striped bra! (Sorry no exposed breasts) I am showing the video for all to see to to remind myself what an idiot I was as I continue celebrating my 50th all year long!

Miss Rhiannon: "You don't need no stinkin' envy, guuurl!" I was 34C when I was 16. When the 34D's kicked in, wow, bad back, slouched posture... Hey, small or big boobage, it's your personality, your wonderful writing skills and your beautiful face the man you belong with will probably go for.

[Rhiannon]

Miss Rhiannon: "You don't need no stinkin' envy, guuurl!" I was 34C when I was 16. When the 34D's kicked in, wow, bad back, slouched posture... Hey, small or big boobage, it's your personality, your wonderful writing skills and your beautiful face the man you belong with will probably go for.

Well, I was 36C, but lost weight and now I'm 34D... you'd have thought they'd have shrunk... but just the rest of me did. And yep about the back. I find myself twisting my back to pop it a lot more now. And anyway... you're absolutely too sweet Mochalicious! If I ever find myself visiting or a resident of the LA area, you and I are going to go out for some drinks... but not shots, of course!

[YoungJRNY]

Damn this is like softcore porn. Feel free to keep going girls, all of this talk about 34 C's and 34 DD's is making this place much less-gayer (no dis-respect here!) when you've seen posts of how queer Cain is or what temperature stevew and JasonD like their hotel room on every Wednesday Night.

[G.I.Jim]

Miss Rhiannon: "You don't need no stinkin' envy, guuurl!" I was 34C when I was 16. When the 34D's kicked in, wow, bad back, slouched posture... Hey, small or big boobage, it's your personality, your wonderful writing skills and your beautiful face the man you belong with will probably go for.

Well, I was 36C, but lost weight and now I'm 34D... you'd have thought they'd have shrunk... but just the rest of me did. And yep about the back. I find myself twisting my back to pop it a lot more now. And anyway... you're absolutely too sweet Mochalicious! If I ever find myself visiting or a resident of the LA area, you and I are going to go out for some drinks... but not shots, of course!

Keep talking you two...I like this conversation!

[Rhiannon]

Oh puh-leeze. Chill boys. A 34D looks a lot different on a girl of 5'8 than it does on a girl of 5'2. So it's no different than talking about pants.
But feel free to make out a check to myself and MBPL and BJG for the entertainment.

[bluejeangirl76]

Oh puh-leeze. Chill boys. A 34D looks a lot different on a girl of 5'8 than it does on a girl of 5'2. So it's no different than talking about pants.
But feel free to make out a check to myself and MBPL and BJG for the entertainment.

...and I don't see these boys offering up sizings and what not for our entertainment.
I guess that means there isn't much to entertain us with.

[G.I.Jim]

Oh puh-leeze. Chill boys. A 34D looks a lot different on a girl of 5'8 than it does on a girl of 5'2. So it's no different than talking about pants.
But feel free to make out a check to myself and MBPL and BJG for the entertainment.

I'm still waiting for the PM BTW!

[Jana]

Oh puh-leeze. Chill boys. A 34D looks a lot different on a girl of 5'8 than it does on a girl of 5'2. So it's no different than talking about pants.
But feel free to make out a check to myself and MBPL and BJG for the entertainment.

...and I don't see these boys offering up sizings and what not for our entertainment.
I guess that means there isn't much to entertain us with.

[strangegrey]

...I'm walking out of the bathroom on my first day at Loyola College in 1990. It was frosh orientation in the summer....

I round the corner, start walking down the hall....and two amazingly hot girls walking the other way, see me and smile, ear to ear at me....one even musters a giggle as I wink back at her.

I say to myself...."Holy shit! college is going to fucking rock. All I have to do is wink at these girls....I'm going to be banging a different one every week down here."


So after another few seconds, I turn around...to get another look at them, perhaps catch a glimpse of the kiesters I thought I was sure to be resting my beers on later that very same evening...










and I notice a 150 foot long stretch of toilet paper trailing from the bathroom right to my ankle...

[MBPL]

Miss Rhiannon: "You don't need no stinkin' envy, guuurl!" I was 34C when I was 16. When the 34D's kicked in, wow, bad back, slouched posture... Hey, small or big boobage, it's your personality, your wonderful writing skills and your beautiful face the man you belong with will probably go for.

Well, I was 36C, but lost weight and now I'm 34D... you'd have thought they'd have shrunk... but just the rest of me did. And yep about the back. I find myself twisting my back to pop it a lot more now. And anyway... you're absolutely too sweet Mochalicious! If I ever find myself visiting or a resident of the LA area, you and I are going to go out for some drinks... but not shots, of course!

Girl, you're on! But, I live in the Bay Area, SF to be exact. And yes NO MORE SHOTS OR CAMERA PHONES!! Although I am partying all year so....

[MBPL]

Miss Rhiannon: "You don't need no stinkin' envy, guuurl!" I was 34C when I was 16. When the 34D's kicked in, wow, bad back, slouched posture... Hey, small or big boobage, it's your personality, your wonderful writing skills and your beautiful face the man you belong with will probably go for.

Well, I was 36C, but lost weight and now I'm 34D... you'd have thought they'd have shrunk... but just the rest of me did. And yep about the back. I find myself twisting my back to pop it a lot more now. And anyway... you're absolutely too sweet Mochalicious! If I ever find myself visiting or a resident of the LA area, you and I are going to go out for some drinks... but not shots, of course!

Keep talking you two...I like this conversation!

::snort!:: ::wheeze!:: ::cough!:: PERVS!

[MBPL]

...I'm walking out of the bathroom on my first day at Loyola College in 1990. It was frosh orientation in the summer....

I round the corner, start walking down the hall....and two amazingly hot girls walking the other way, see me and smile, ear to ear at me....one even musters a giggle as I wink back at her.

I say to myself...."Holy shit! college is going to fucking rock. All I have to do is wink at these girls....I'm going to be banging a different one every week down here."


So after another few seconds, I turn around...to get another look at them, perhaps catch a glimpse of the kiesters I thought I was sure to be resting my beers on later that very same evening...












and I notice a 150 foot long stretch of toilet paper trailing from the bathroom right to my ankle...

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha ::cough!:: ::wheeze:: ::snort:: ahahahahahahahaha!!!! Phew!

[bluejeangirl76]

and I notice a 150 foot long stretch of toilet paper trailing from the bathroom right to my ankle...

The Hansel and Gretel effect... you did it wrong.

[strangegrey]

and I notice a 150 foot long stretch of toilet paper trailing from the bathroom right to my ankle...

The Hansel and Gretel effect... you did it wrong.

Oh, puhleeez. Tell me how I could have improved upon the above! I'm waiting...

[bluejeangirl76]

and I notice a 150 foot long stretch of toilet paper trailing from the bathroom right to my ankle...

The Hansel and Gretel effect... you did it wrong.

Oh, puhleeez. Tell me how I could have improved upon the above! I'm waiting...

You could improve by checking your friggin' shoes before you leave the john, but to your credit, at least those who saw you that day were aware that you do use toilet paper. Points for hygiene.

[strangegrey]

You could improve by checking your friggin' shoes before you leave the john, but to your credit, at least those who saw you that day were aware that you do use toilet paper. Points for hygiene.

LOL....

[Ehwmatt]

...I'm walking out of the bathroom on my first day at Loyola College in 1990. It was frosh orientation in the summer....

I round the corner, start walking down the hall....and two amazingly hot girls walking the other way, see me and smile, ear to ear at me....one even musters a giggle as I wink back at her.

I say to myself...."Holy shit! college is going to fucking rock. All I have to do is wink at these girls....I'm going to be banging a different one every week down here."


So after another few seconds, I turn around...to get another look at them, perhaps catch a glimpse of the kiesters I thought I was sure to be resting my beers on later that very same evening...










and I notice a 150 foot long stretch of toilet paper trailing from the bathroom right to my ankle...

Fuckin classic, there was a kid who did that in an Econ class a couple years ago... he had a good 8, 10 inches of toilet paper hangin out of the back of his pants... I really don't know how the fuck he managed that, but he did.... and he sat in the front row

[JasonD]

Damn this is like softcore porn. Feel free to keep going girls, all of this talk about 34 C's and 34 DD's is making this place much less-gayer (no dis-respect here!) when you've seen posts of how queer Cain is or what temperature stevew and JasonD like their hotel room on every Wednesday Night.

72 degrees.

For the record, bro, I LOVE boobies too & Behshad's avatar is telling me I gotta get out tonite.

Nothing wrong with boobies.

Boobies are GREAT.

I miss 'em.

I haven't touched a boobie since March.

Damn that Behshad & his suggestive avatar.

[YoungJRNY]

Damn this is like softcore porn. Feel free to keep going girls, all of this talk about 34 C's and 34 DD's is making this place much less-gayer (no dis-respect here!) when you've seen posts of how queer Cain is or what temperature stevew and JasonD like their hotel room on every Wednesday Night.

72 degrees.

For the record, bro, I LOVE boobies too & Behshad's avatar is telling me I gotta get out tonite.

Nothing wrong with boobies.

Boobies are GREAT.

I miss 'em.

I haven't touched a boobie since March.

Damn that Behshad & his suggestive avatar.

His avatar holds some kind of spell on me. That, or a big ass juicy steak being held out in front of a dog like a fishing pole. It's RIGHT THERE but I just CAN'T seem to touch it!

[WalkInMyShoes]

Oh puh-leeze. Chill boys. A 34D looks a lot different on a girl of 5'8 than it does on a girl of 5'2. So it's no different than talking about pants.
But feel free to make out a check to myself and MBPL and BJG for the entertainment.

...and I don't see these boys offering up sizings and what not for our entertainment.
I guess that means there isn't much to entertain us with.

I agree BJG! We're... still... waiting.......!!

[kgdjpubs]

Oh puh-leeze. Chill boys. A 34D looks a lot different on a girl of 5'8 than it does on a girl of 5'2. So it's no different than talking about pants.
But feel free to make out a check to myself and MBPL and BJG for the entertainment.

...and I don't see these boys offering up sizings and what not for our entertainment.
I guess that means there isn't much to entertain us with.

I agree BJG! We're... still... waiting.......!!

well, I knew a guy in college that roomed with a friend of mine who was probably a solid C. Does that count? Being a guy, it was nothing I wanted to see again...

[The Sushi Hunter]

This thread jinxed me. I was out shopping this afternoon, and got the shock of my life when I suddenly got hugged from behind and received a smacking great kiss on the neck. Don't know who was more embarrassed, me or the chap who'd just mistaken me for his girlfriend - who was standing about three feet away and has different coloured hair!

I would say the guy who did that would be the more embarrassed one. He won't be permitted to forget that for a very very long time to come. Damn, that's hilarious!

Well, this type of thing happens a lot more then we may think. It almost happened to me with my very first girlfriend. Back in the summer of 84' we were at a family & friends get together and we're all sitting around bs'ing and my girl is sitting in the chair right next to me. While I'm busy talking and looking at the person on the other side of me, my girl gets up to do something. Her little brother sits down in her chair now and I didn't notice that she had gotten up and that he then sat down next to me in her chair. So while I'm talkiing to another friend of mine, I reach over with my arm and start rubbing on "her" inner thigh and a split second later I turn to give her a nice tongue in the mouth kiss. As I turn around towards "her" right before I'm fixing to giver "her" the kiss, I notice her little brother is the one sitting there, not her, and he's got this "deer in the headlights" look on his face. I quickly remove my hand from his inner thigh and explain that I thought his sister (my girlfriend) was still sitting there. Boy that got everybody's undivided attention for a few moments.

And you were rubbing her inner thigh and giving her a "tongue in the mouth kiss" at a family gathering why?

Her parents weren't there, just a bunch of her cousins and brothers and sisters and then a bunch of their friends, girlfriends and boyfriends. Plus I've always been very affectionate with the woman I love, so expressing myself to my girlfriend that way was and still is my m.o. A lot of others at the get together were doing the same things too with their girlfriends/boyfriends anyways. Basically this is what happens when you get a bunch of kids together who are dating and under 20 years old.

[Arianddu]

...and I don't see these boys offering up sizings and what not for our entertainment.
I guess that means there isn't much to entertain us with.

Unlike this -> http://www.aurelm.com/?p=562

I WARN YOU - this is NOT at all work safe, and you should probably stock up on brain bleach first.

[Rick]

I can't even BELIEVE I'm going to post this, but oh well.

This was probably 15 years ago, because you won't see me doing this kind of work now days, but....

I was working in the belly of a plane, loading bags with a friend of mine, who took great pride in fouling the air with his anal stench, every chance he got. Well, I had a rumbling in my tummy and felt a big one coming on, so I figured what the hell, and let it fly. Well.. it was more than air. I had pretty much just shit myself. We were only about half way through loading this plane and I bailed out and ran for the toilet.

There was no saving my underwear, which got tossed in the trash, and it took about two rolls of toilet paper to clean everything up.

When I got back to the plane, they were about to push it out, and old "Anal Stench" himself said "You shit yourself, didn't you?" I said yeah, and he said, I could tell by the way you were running.

[stevew2]

I like titties period let just see the them,well get the cup size sorted out later