What I hate

[Ehwmatt]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

They're like fine wines

My ex-gf's mom and her friends... ohhhh yeah

That's a blatant lie. and you know it.

J'suis le mec pour toi

I'm a little older than you. There's a subtle transition that hits you in your early twenties and all of a sudden near-malnourished immature 18/19 year old chicks with pretty faces lose a lot of their long-term appeal (ie past I wanna fuck your brains out and never see you again) and older women start lookin a helluva lot better. I'm not sayin I'd like to date someone with 15 years on me, but there are a lot of beautiful women over 35, even in every day life. I'm sure I'll see some tonight out at the bar I'm planning on going to, it's got a good mix of all ages, it's the most fun that way... plus they play rock instead of rap.

[bluejeangirl76]

you're mrs factfinder too ?!?? That fucker copy&paste his oneliners to get to y'all.

I'm going to forget the part where you said you wanted to get me drunk (illegal btw) and pee on me. But dude, you're like the guy in high school who always sided with the chicks and never had a opinion of your own - cause you thought that was the perfect way to get in their panties. Newsflash: it's not. So this is what I want you to do: Start by unbuttoning your Walmart bought skirt. Then take your preferred hand and stick it down your skirt and panties. Feel anything? Feels like two pebbles you say? Hmmm...

Yes, those "pebbles" are called balls, (but they're practically the same thing) - use 'em. Start making your own decisions like a man, and not just +1'ing the girls.

Ok, so just because he agreed with "the girls" means he doesn't make his own decisions and doesn't have balls? Get bent, french piss.

Let's see, he thinks you're a sick ass for that gross story too, because he has some respect and he doesn't treat women like trash - so I'm thinking he's FAR more of a man than you are.

[StevePerryHair]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

They're like fine wines

My ex-gf's mom and her friends... ohhhh yeah

eewww! I do not want to think of my sons friends looking at me that way in a few years thanks Matt

In a few years? Who's to say they aren't doing it now? We certainly were at that age (16? 17? right?)

"we" ??? Hey Matt, I'm a girl! I know B confused everyone with his ladies post though really though, when I was a teen I thought guys in their 30's were middle aged and gross

[Ehwmatt]

Holy Christ on a bicycle! I'm the biggest moron ever! I totally forgot about all the middle aged, past their prime, housewifes that's gonna be there who I've totally ruined my chances with.

The really funny thing about this ^^^ is that the middle ages housewives are just now reaching their primes ...
you, at 19, will be past yours next year!! Enjoy what's left, Mon Chéri !!

They're like fine wines

My ex-gf's mom and her friends... ohhhh yeah

eewww! I do not want to think of my sons friends looking at me that way in a few years thanks Matt

In a few years? Who's to say they aren't doing it now? We certainly were at that age (16? 17? right?)

"we" ??? Hey Matt, I'm a girl! I know B confused everyone with his ladies post though really though, when I was a teen I thought guys in their 30's were middle aged and gross

Hell, in grade school, I remember 8th grade trip to DC, the hottest girl in our class incidentally had the hottest mom. Shit, at 13 we thought she was smokin and wanted to bang her.

"We" referred to me and my buds, for the record

[StevePerryHair]

you're mrs factfinder too ?!?? That fucker copy&paste his oneliners to get to y'all.

I'm going to forget the part where you said you wanted to get me drunk (illegal btw) and pee on me. But dude, you're like the guy in high school who always sided with the chicks and never had a opinion of your own - cause you thought that was the perfect way to get in their panties. Newsflash: it's not. So this is what I want you to do: Start by unbuttoning your Walmart bought skirt. Then take your preferred hand and stick it down your skirt and panties. Feel anything? Feels like two pebbles you say? Hmmm...
Yes, those "pebbles" are called balls, (but they're practically the same thing) - use 'em. Start making your own decisions like a man, and not just +1'ing the girls.

Ok, so just because he agreed with "the girls" means he doesn't make his own decisions and doesn't have balls? Get bent, french piss.Let's see, he thinks you're a sick ass for that gross story too, because he has some respect and he doesn't treat women liketrash - so I'm thinking he's FAR more of a man than you are.

+1 besides the fact he wasn't the only guy who thought it was weird....

[StevePerryHair]

Oh and NEWSFLASH mrfest is a 21 and older event

[Ehwmatt]

Oh and NEWSFLASH mrfest is a 21 and older event

Get that fake ID ready Parfait

[Behshad]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

That leaves me out!

you're mrs factfinder too ?!?? That fucker copy&paste his oneliners to get to y'all.

I'm going to forget the part where you said you wanted to get me drunk (illegal btw) and pee on me. But dude, you're like the guy in high school who always sided with the chicks and never had a opinion of your own - cause you thought that was the perfect way to get in their panties. Newsflash: it's not. So this is what I want you to do: Start by unbuttoning your Walmart bought skirt. Then take your preferred hand and stick it down your skirt and panties. Feel anything? Feels like two pebbles you say? Hmmm...

Yes, those "pebbles" are called balls, (but they're practically the same thing) - use 'em. Start making your own decisions like a man, and not just +1'ing the girls.

I used to fuck French whores before you were born ,kid.

I have disagreed with "chicks" more than anyone else. And I don't have the teenage mentality of getting in their pants.

You came here with a made up story , thinking it'd be funny and cool. It backfired. Your disgusting.
And you will see those pebbles resting on your eyeballs when you're passed out , if you ever make it ti Chicago.

My guess is you won't come to MR Fest cause it's 21+ only. So grow the fuck up and maybe we will see you at MRF III

[parfait]

I'll bring funnels for the ladies.

( I still pass! )

I said ladies Not Mrs FactFinder

That leaves me out!

you're mrs factfinder too ?!?? That fucker copy&paste his oneliners to get to y'all.

I'm going to forget the part where you said you wanted to get me drunk (illegal btw) and pee on me. But dude, you're like the guy in high school who always sided with the chicks and never had a opinion of your own - cause you thought that was the perfect way to get in their panties. Newsflash: it's not. So this is what I want you to do: Start by unbuttoning your Walmart bought skirt. Then take your preferred hand and stick it down your skirt and panties. Feel anything? Feels like two pebbles you say? Hmmm...

Yes, those "pebbles" are called balls, (but they're practically the same thing) - use 'em. Start making your own decisions like a man, and not just +1'ing the girls.

I used to fuck French whores before you were born ,kid.

I have disagreed with "chicks" more than anyone else. And I don't have the teenage mentality of getting in their pants.

You came here with a made up story , thinking it'd be funny and cool. It backfired. Your disgusting.
And you will see those pebbles resting on your eyeballs when you're passed out , if you ever make it ti Chicago.

My guess is you won't come to MR Fest cause it's 21+ only. So grow the fuck up and maybe we will see you at MRF III

I want to continue this discussion, man. I really do. But I just can't take a little midget like you seriously.

Not only are you advertising that you want to get me drunk and piss on me; you want to teabag me too? That's messed up. I didn't know MR was 21+ though. Not cool.

[Behshad]

Lemme guess. You have to go pee ?!


yep I'm midget. I will teabag you and make the pic my avatar.


Here's one for you. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?












The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

[bluejeangirl76]

I want to continue this discussion, man. I really do. But I just can't take a little midget like you seriously.

Not only are you advertising that you want to get me drunk and piss on me; you want to teabag me too? That's messed up. I didn't know MR was 21+ though. Not cool.

It's plenty cool. Adults only. (though even if you were 21, 'adult' still wouldn't apply).
The venue is a BAR, so regardless of what type of show is going on, you still have to be 21 to get in.
That's the law. It's wasn't like it was Andrew's choice to exclude the younger people.

and who do you think you're talking to, speaking to B that way? He's making those jokes at you becuase of what YOU started with that warped story of yours, not because he's serious.

[parfait]

I want to continue this discussion, man. I really do. But I just can't take a little midget like you seriously.

Not only are you advertising that you want to get me drunk and piss on me; you want to teabag me too? That's messed up. I didn't know MR was 21+ though. Not cool.

It's plenty cool. Adults only. (though even if you were 21, 'adult' still wouldn't apply).
The venue is a BAR, so regardless of what type of show is going on, you still have to be 21 to get in.
That's the law. It's wasn't like it was Andrew's choice to exclude the younger people.

and who do you think you're talking to, speaking to B that way? He's making those jokes at you becuase of what YOU started with that warped story of yours, not because he's serious.

Jeez, get the sand outta your vagina already.

I'm only messing with Beshad.

[Behshad]

I want to continue this discussion, man. I really do. But I just can't take a little midget like you seriously.

Not only are you advertising that you want to get me drunk and piss on me; you want to teabag me too? That's messed up. I didn't know MR was 21+ though. Not cool.

It's plenty cool. Adults only. (though even if you were 21, 'adult' still wouldn't apply).
The venue is a BAR, so regardless of what type of show is going on, you still have to be 21 to get in.
That's the law. It's wasn't like it was Andrew's choice to exclude the younger people.

and who do you think you're talking to, speaking to B that way? He's making those jokes at you becuase of what YOU started with that warped story of yours, not because he's serious.

Jeez, get the sound outta your vagina already.

I'm only messing with Beshad.

I think at this point you're better of taking couple of pee breaks buddy. You're a good but weird dude. We still love ya cause you're a (weird) part of this family.

Now don't you wish you could turn back time and keep that peepee story to yourself.

And FYI , BJG is one of the coolest people here. She's our Sandy. So back off ya hear ?!

[bluejeangirl76]

Jeez, get the sound outta your vagina already.

I didn't hear any sounds in my vagina, but thank you for the advice.

[parfait]

I want to continue this discussion, man. I really do. But I just can't take a little midget like you seriously.

Not only are you advertising that you want to get me drunk and piss on me; you want to teabag me too? That's messed up. I didn't know MR was 21+ though. Not cool.

It's plenty cool. Adults only. (though even if you were 21, 'adult' still wouldn't apply).
The venue is a BAR, so regardless of what type of show is going on, you still have to be 21 to get in.
That's the law. It's wasn't like it was Andrew's choice to exclude the younger people.

and who do you think you're talking to, speaking to B that way? He's making those jokes at you becuase of what YOU started with that warped story of yours, not because he's serious.

Jeez, get the sound outta your vagina already.

I'm only messing with Beshad.

I think at this point you're better of taking couple of pee breaks buddy. You're a good but weird dude. We still love ya cause you're a (weird) part of this family.

Now don't you wish you could turn back time and keep that peepee story to yourself.

And FYI , BJG is one of the coolest people here. She's our Sandy. So back off ya hear ?!

Why would I do that? I told it cause I think it's funny as hell. I couldn't care less if "Sandy" here doesn't like it. This place is way too much like a popularity competition sometimes.

[Behshad]

I want to continue this discussion, man. I really do. But I just can't take a little midget like you seriously.

Not only are you advertising that you want to get me drunk and piss on me; you want to teabag me too? That's messed up. I didn't know MR was 21+ though. Not cool.

It's plenty cool. Adults only. (though even if you were 21, 'adult' still wouldn't apply).
The venue is a BAR, so regardless of what type of show is going on, you still have to be 21 to get in.
That's the law. It's wasn't like it was Andrew's choice to exclude the younger people.

and who do you think you're talking to, speaking to B that way? He's making those jokes at you becuase of what YOU started with that warped story of yours, not because he's serious.

Jeez, get the sound outta your vagina already.

I'm only messing with Beshad.

I think at this point you're better of taking couple of pee breaks buddy. You're a good but weird dude. We still love ya cause you're a (weird) part of this family.

Now don't you wish you could turn back time and keep that peepee story to yourself.

And FYI , BJG is one of the coolest people here. She's our Sandy. So back off ya hear ?!

Why would I do that? I told it cause I think it's funny as hell. I couldn't care less if "Sandy" here doesn't like it. This place is way too much like a popularity competition sometimes.

except it wasn't funny.
And at least you admit you shared it to gain more polpularity.

[bluejeangirl76]

BJG is one of the coolest people here. She's our Sandy.

After the closing ceremonies, I'll change my avatar.

It's actually funny that you picked Sandy from Spongebob for me, B...

Last spring I visited VA with Rhi...
...she said my city-girl lungs would be shocked at all the fresh clean air in the country...


So I PMd her back this:

Don't worry. I'll just wear a dirty air helmet...

[artist4perry]

Parfait, the reason why the story was not funny, was because it was about you doing something cruel to another human being. Sorry, that will never be funny. What you did was cruel. And for what you said about us being hypocrites? I have never done anything cruel to someone intentionally that I know of. Definately not while making love. You see I care very much for someone if I am having sex with them. You just don't do messed up things like that. I wouldn't do that to anybody.

I don't think your an aweful person. You just made an aweful decision. You may have scarred that girl for quite some time.

Women take sex personally. So again I say not cool. Made up, or not.

Learn from it, and move on.

As for BJG........she is the bomb. A total class act. Learn from her.

[portland]

Parfait, the reason why the story was not funny, was because it was about you doing something cruel to another human being. Sorry, that will never be funny. What you did was cruel. And for what you said about us being hypocrites? I have never done anything cruel to someone intentionally that I know of. Definately not while making love. You see I care very much for someone if I am having sex with them. You just don't do messed up things like that. I wouldn't do that to anybody.

I don't think your an aweful person. You just made an aweful decision. You may have scarred that girl for quite some time.

Women take sex personally. So again I say not cool. Made up, or not.

Learn from it, and move on.

As for BJG........she is the bomb. A total class act. Learn from her.

Yes WE DO!!!

[artist4perry]

And I am 47 and my husband says I am the sexiest woman on the planet.............so...........

[bluejeangirl76]

And I am 47 and my husband says I am the sexiest woman on the planet.............so...........

Sexy is for any age. And sexy goes far beyond looks.

[portland]

And I am 47 and my husband says I am the sexiest woman on the planet.............so...........

Sexy is for any age. And sexy goes far beyond looks.

and the ones who don't get that...you don't want anyway.

[JasonD]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

Um, thanks.... I think.

But whaddaya mean "IF"? ...I am a great boyfriend.

[JasonD]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

He isnt GAY....,he likes pussy too,,,,, iyou two can still hook up,,you could be the perfect couple,, shopping together,,,gettin make overs together,,,watching Oprah together,,, and even share a dick together....

Verdict : WIERD

Um..... close but no cigar. I draw the line at watching Oprah. She's on her own there.

[Behshad]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

He isnt GAY....,he likes pussy too,,,,, iyou two can still hook up,,you could be the perfect couple,, shopping together,,,gettin make overs together,,,watching Oprah together,,, and even share a dick together....

Verdict : WIERD

Um..... close but no cigar. I draw the line at watching Oprah. She's on her own there.

Which side of the line did "share a dick together " ended on ?!

[JasonD]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

He isnt GAY....,he likes pussy too,,,,, iyou two can still hook up,,you could be the perfect couple,, shopping together,,,gettin make overs together,,,watching Oprah together,,, and even share a dick together....

Verdict : WIERD

Um..... close but no cigar. I draw the line at watching Oprah. She's on her own there.

Which side of the line did "share a dick together " ended on ?!

I'm a pretty generous guy but not THAT generous. BJG is one of my fave people here but some things I just don't share.

[Behshad]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

He isnt GAY....,he likes pussy too,,,,, iyou two can still hook up,,you could be the perfect couple,, shopping together,,,gettin make overs together,,,watching Oprah together,,, and even share a dick together....

Verdict : WIERD

Um..... close but no cigar. I draw the line at watching Oprah. She's on her own there.

Which side of the line did "share a dick together " ended on ?!

I'm a pretty generous guy but not THAT generous. BJG is one of my fave people here but some things I just don't share.

I guess that makes you a selfish boyfriend then

[bluejeangirl76]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

He isnt GAY....,he likes pussy too,,,,, iyou two can still hook up,,you could be the perfect couple,, shopping together,,,gettin make overs together,,,watching Oprah together,,, and even share a dick together....

Verdict : WIERD

Um..... close but no cigar. I draw the line at watching Oprah. She's on her own there.

Which side of the line did "share a dick together " ended on ?!

I'm a pretty generous guy but not THAT generous. BJG is one of my fave people here but some things I just don't share.

We agree on that, too. *I* don't share either.

And I don't watch Oprah.

[JasonD]

I just want to know "WHY Parfait?" What is the reasoning behind the choice of that username? There are just SO many more macho sounding names out there to choose from. I'm not trying to start some shit here, Parfait, I'm just curious, that's all. "Parfait" reminds me of the song "A Boy Named Sue." It just falls into the category of “What The Hell Were You Thinking." That is, unless there's some logical explanation unbeknownst to those of us unilingual people who live in the states. I mean, is "Parfait" French for "Hot, Sexy, Man Meat From Montpellier”??????

Inquiring minds want to know.

[portland]

I just want to know "WHY Parfait?" What is the reasoning behind the choice of that username? There are just SO many more macho sounding names out there to choose from. I'm not trying to start some shit here, Parfait, I'm just curious, that's all. "Parfait" reminds me of the song "A Boy Named Sue." It just falls into the category of “What The Hell Were You Thinking." That is, unless there's some logical explanation unbeknownst to those of us unilingual people who live in the states. I mean, is "Parfait" French for "Hot, Sexy, Man Meat From Montpellier”??????

Inquiring minds want to know.

Last I know it had to do with ice cream??