MR

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:55 am**

Wow, doesn't quite ooze the coolness that his dad did. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:01 am**

With a name like Wolfgang...you could only BE so cool.

Wolfgang. Who in the fuck names a kid Wolfgang?

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:03 am**

The Confessor wrote:With a name like Wolfgang...you could only BE so cool.

Wolfgang. Who the fuck names a kid Wolfgang?

That's easy.

Eddie did, 'cause Eddie can.

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:05 am**

Father & Son.

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:39 am**

350Z wrote:

Looks like Eddie on a diet of Oreos!

John from Boston

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:44 am**

Enigma869 wrote:
350Z wrote:

Looks like Eddie on a diet of Oreos!

John from Boston

Yeah... but I bet he's laughin' all the way to the Ben'N'Jerrys.

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:33 am**

Jesus Wolfgang - throw in a salad or bowl of soup once in a while!!

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son"

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:36 am**

I looked a lot like Wolfie did in those photos (which are over 2 years old now) when I was 13. All the snide remarks from fuckers like you about my appearance made me the cynical misanthrope I am today! :evil:

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:56 am**

VH101 wrote:I looked a lot like Wolfie did in those photos (which are over 2 years old now) when I was 13. All the snide remarks from fuckers like you about my appearance made me the cynical misanthrope I am today!

Hey...I only made fun of his fucked up name. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:44 am**

And I wasn't making fun of the dude at all. It was an honest observation! For what it's worth...I LOVE OREOS! That said, I'm not trying to be a rock star!

John from Boston

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:22 am**

Enigma869 wrote:And I wasn't making fun of the dude at all. It was an honest observation! For what it's worth...I LOVE OREOS! That said, I'm not trying to be a rock star!

John from Boston

Yeah, just kind of shocking Ed's kid would be so chubby. Maybe Jack Osbourne can help him slim down? :lol:

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:00 am**

NealIsGod wrote:Yeah, just kind of shocking Ed's kid would be so chubby. Maybe Jack Osbourne can help him slim down?

Looking at Eddie and Alex, it would be my guess his weight comes from Valerie's side. She wasn't "fat" but back in the "One Day At A Day" era, she had a pudgy face.

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:00 am**

True that.

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:06 am**

Angiekay wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Yeah, just kind of shocking Ed's kid would be so chubby. Maybe Jack Osbourne can help him slim down?

Looking at Eddie and Alex, it would be my guess his weight comes from Valerie's side. She wasn't "fat" but back in the "One Day At A Day" era, she had a pudgy face.

Yeah, she did. Wasn't cute until she was a bit older.

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:23 pm**

Jeez guys it's called puppy fat - if you look close, he'll be a lot like Eddie when he loses it.....

And you guys know why he's called Wolfgang, right?

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:28 pm**

Kenny wrote:And you guys know why he's called Wolfgang, right?

You mean aside from his parents being completely clueless? Perhaps they wanted to work in a musical reference, as it was Mozart's first name. Now, what the hell Eddie Van Halen has in common with Mozart is anyone's guess! So no...I guess I still don't know why any parent would ever give their kid such a fucked up name! Good thing his dad is Eddie Van Halen, or he might still be in that locker he would have been stuffed into!

John from Boston

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:07 am**

Right......well yeah it is because of Mozart, who is Eddie's favourite musician.

But then.....oh fuck it. Is it worse than 'Peaches' Geldof, or 'Heavenly Hiraani' or whatever the fuck Michael Hutchence's sprog is called? I think not. :roll:

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:31 am**

Kenny wrote:Right......well yeah it is because of Mozart, who is Eddie's favourite musician.

But then.....oh fuck it. Is it worse than 'Peaches' Geldof, or 'Heavenly Hiraani' or whatever the fuck Michael Hutchence's sprog is called? I think not.

Makes me glad my parents weren't famous. :lol:

I was just kidding...as I'm sure we all were. Truth is...this kid is, by most accounts, a fairly talented guitar player. Hell, he had a good teacher! I would only hope he learns guitar from his Dad...and not how to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:38 am**

Kenny wrote:'Heavenly Hiraani' or whatever the fuck Michael Hutchence's sprog is called?

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:30 am**

Angiekay wrote:
Kenny wrote:'Heavenly Hiraani' or whatever the fuck Michael Hutchence's sprog is called?

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

Wow!

And I was making fun of Wolfgang / Wolfie?

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:46 am**

Kenny wrote:Jeez guys it's called puppy fat - if you look close, he'll be a lot like Eddie when he loses it.....

And you guys know why he's called Wolfgang, right?

Puppy fat? I've heard it called Baby fat...

The namesake is obvious.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:11 am**

The Confessor wrote:
Angiekay wrote:
Kenny wrote:'Heavenly Hiraani' or whatever the fuck Michael Hutchence's sprog is called?

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

Wow!

And I was making fun of Wolfgang / Wolfie?

Well, you have to consider the source with some of these people. Musicians ARE a very eccletic bunch. Uh, Moon Unit, Ahmed and Dweezil Zappa anyone?

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:33 am**

He looks exactly like a kid that is most likely overindulged and sits around playing video games most of the day.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:43 am**

shaka wrote:He looks exactly like a kid that is most likely overindulged and sits around playing video games most of the day.

Well, we know he spends a lot of time jamming with his old man.

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:33 am**

350Z wrote:
Kenny wrote:Jeez guys it's called puppy fat - if you look close, he'll be a lot like Eddie when he loses it.....

And you guys know why he's called Wolfgang, right?

Puppy fat? I've heard it called Baby fat...

The namesake is obvious.

Puppy/baby - same thing. He'll grow out of it.

And yeah, I thought the namesake was pretty obvious.....

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:00 pm**

NealIsGod wrote:Wow, doesn't quite ooze the coolness that his dad did.

No he doesn't. But it does look like if he fell and skinned his knee, he would ooze gravy

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:45 pm**

Thought it was interesting that EVH has proclaimed Wolfie to be an official member of Van Halen too. Size-wise its not a bad filler for Mikey...no disrespect intended there, love Mikey, but he's been given his marching orders and until the puppy fat falls off the kid, all he has to do is pick up a bass :wink:

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:19 pm**

VH#1 wrote:

They are going to use him instead of Anthony??????? Has he the pipes or the experiance to tour for 6 or 7 months?? I dont think so,having him replace Anthony is nonsense,wake up Edd!!

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:25 am**

bionic wrote:
VH#1 wrote:

They are going to use him instead of Anthony??????? Has he the pipes or the experiance to tour for 6 or 7 months?? I dont think so,having him replace Anthony is nonsense,wake up Edd!!

I agree, and if I were Roth I'd INSIST that they bring Mad Anthony along. Think Dave can handle the vocal side of things without Mikey's high harmonies? Not me...

MR

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