OT: Dokken Vs. Chicken

by **T-Bone** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:42 am

lol...

Norton 2010 Ad

by **Don** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:21 am

Norton has deep pockets. I wonder how much coin was given to the boys here. And no music, so no nasty publishers getting a cut either.

by **Don** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:33 am

The two Kimbo Slice vs the Caterpillar ads are hilarious

by **weatherman90** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:55 am

Rip will be all over this - I should send him a PM.

I found out about these last week but first saw it last night. Gotta love some funny publicity for Dokken. Great stuff!

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:16 am

Can't view it on my iPhone but will later. Just a few words though...

#1 - Don Dokken has never choked a chicken in his life, and when Metal Sludge asked him about that in an interview, he said something like "That's what women are for" (I'll try to find the exact quote later).

#2 - Don would rescue us from Norton Internet Security, not the other way around.

by **ProgRocker53** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:06 am

LMFAO

this is AMAZING

by **Melissa** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:08 am

Don looks.....scary

Funny stuff though, lol.

by **Carla777** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:19 am

hahaha very silly!

by **Don** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:54 pm

Dokken VS. Chicken#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL91wt5wNeI

Dokken VS. Chicken#2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhp2XThT48

by **artist4perry** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:55 pm

Funny, I thought it was a contest between the taste of Dokken vs Chicken.........or does Dokken taste like chicken?

by **Don** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:57 pm

Kimbo Slice vs the Caterpillar #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HRyAB2gW3g

Kimbo Slice vs the Caterpillar #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRnPbSKUMEs

The second one is hilarious. Both videos start out the same but with different outcomes. :lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:14 pm

Gunbot wrote:Dokken VS. Chicken#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL91wt5wNeI

Dokken VS. Chicken#2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhp2XThT48

Hell, I thought this was some sort of joke but it's the real deal! SWEET!!!!!! Makes me almost want to use Norton products again. Well, not quite, but it's the thought that counts. Wonder how they got the idea to do this? DON RULES!!!

Where's Barry Sparks?!?

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:20 pm

Looks like they have several versions of it -- here's another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhp2XThT48

by **artist4perry** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:22 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:Looks like they have several versions of it -- here's another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhp2XThT48

Hey, I like Dokken, but the title said Dokken Vs Chicken, just like Durian Fruit vs Rip Rocken! LOL! Hey buddy!

by **Don** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:23 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:Looks like they have several versions of it -- here's another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhp2XThT48

That's why I put two links.

Kimbo actually has three for his. I just didn't include the last one as it was a bit lame.

by **wednesday's child** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:47 pm

Chicken beats Dokken....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoy8q3Xl ... re=related

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:34 pm

wednesday's child wrote:Chicken beats Dokken....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoy8q3Xl ... re=related

But Don says, "This ain't over..." That was just one round, and that chicken will find he's holding the wrong edge of the blade before it's over.

by **Rip Rokken** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:54 am

Here's the interactive version of the ad from Symantec's website. You can choose to allow or deny Dokken to molest your chicken. I could play this thing for hours!

by **Ratgirl** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:59 am

wednesday's child wrote:Chicken beats Dokken....lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoy8q3Xl ... re=related

LOL!!! Silly.. :lol:

by **DrFU** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:04 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:Here's the interactive version of the ad from Symantec's website. You can choose to allow or deny Dokken to molest your chicken. I could play this thing for hours!

can we choose former Dokken band members? :lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:32 pm

DrFU wrote:can we choose former Dokken band members?

Ya want some fresh LYNCH?!? Check out samples from Lynch Mob's new album Smoke and Mirrors:

http://heavyharmonies.com/cgi-bin/glamc ... %20Mirrors

It features the return of original Lynch Mob vocalist Oni Logan, who according to Don was once punched out by George!

(George Lynch) slugged Oni Logan right in the face and the other singer (Robert Mason) too. That’s something he always wanted to do to me but knew he couldn’t... I’m 6’1" and a black belt. ~ Don Dokken

by **DrFU** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:13 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
DrFU wrote:can we choose former Dokken band members?

Ya want some fresh LYNCH?!? Check out samples from Lynch Mob's new album Smoke and Mirrors:

http://heavyharmonies.com/cgi-bin/glamc ... %20Mirrors

It features the return of original Lynch Mob vocalist Oni Logan, who according to Don was once punched out by George!

(George Lynch) slugged Oni Logan right in the face and the other singer (Robert Mason) too. That’s something he always wanted to do to me but knew he couldn’t... I’m 6’1" and a black belt. ~ Don Dokken

Tour ?!?

by **Rip Rokken** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:37 am

DrFU wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
DrFU wrote:can we choose former Dokken band members?

Ya want some fresh LYNCH?!? Check out samples from Lynch Mob's new album Smoke and Mirrors:

http://heavyharmonies.com/cgi-bin/glamc ... %20Mirrors

It features the return of original Lynch Mob vocalist Oni Logan, who according to Don was once punched out by George!

(George Lynch) slugged Oni Logan right in the face and the other singer (Robert Mason) too. That’s something he always wanted to do to me but knew he couldn’t... I’m 6’1" and a black belt. ~ Don Dokken

Tour ?!?

Did you listen to the clips? What did you think? I just realized last night that I missed Dokken close to Nashville a week ago, and I probably could have made it! At least I'll be there at the end of October for Stryper and am already planning something special for that event.

Let me look up some Lynch Mob dates and see what's in store.

by **Rip Rokken** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:49 am

Ok, here ya go, FU! These are TX dates for Souls of We, starting with the very venue you missed Dokken in earlier this year. I think Frontiers was playing that same night.

Wed Sep 23 2009

8:00 PM THE SCOUT BAR

San Antonio, TX Age Limit: All Ages

Thu Sep 24 2009

8:00 PM THE MERIDIAN - HOUSTON, TX

Houston, TX Age Limit: All Ages

Fri Sep 25 2009

8:00 PM AYERS EVENT CENTER

Corpus Christi, TX Age Limit: All Ages (Crazy Deb Alert!!!)

Gonna go?!?

by **DrFU** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:00 am

Rip Rokken wrote:Ok, here ya go, FU! These are TX dates for Souls of We, starting with the very venue you missed Dokken in earlier this year. I think Frontiers was playing that same night.

Gonna go?!?

Excellent find, Rip; these are not on their Myspace page, which I have been watching. Houston is very do-able; just need to rustle up somebody to go with.

by **la michelona** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:48 am

DrFU wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:Ok, here ya go, FU! These are TX dates for Souls of We, starting with the very venue you missed Dokken in earlier this year. I think Frontiers was playing that same night.

Gonna go?!?

Excellent find, Rip; these are not on their Myspace page, which I have been watching. Houston is very do-able; just need to rustle up somebody to go with.

<<<<< waving

by **DrFU** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:38 am

la michelona wrote:
DrFU wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:Ok, here ya go, FU! These are TX dates for Souls of We, starting with the very venue you missed Dokken in earlier this year. I think Frontiers was playing that same night.

Gonna go?!?

Excellent find, Rip; these are not on their Myspace page, which I have been watching. Houston is very do-able; just need to rustle up somebody to go with.

<<<<< waving

Oh, Yea! Let's do it! My sis is in too; she's lots of fun. Tickets are only 15 bucks. Meridian is a serious dive, but who cares?

Scrounged a ticket for Chickenfoot this Wednesday too, so I'll be there. Ken the Dude also.

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:47 am

DrFU wrote:
la michelona wrote:
DrFU wrote:Excellent find, Rip; these are not on their Myspace page, which I have been watching. Houston is very do-able; just need to rustle up somebody to go with.

<<<<< waving

Oh, Yea! Let's do it! My sis is in too; she's lots of fun. Tickets are only 15 bucks. Meridian is a serious dive, but who cares?

La Meechee!!!! You two are going to have a blast! No way you can't meet George after the show, so I expect LOTS of pictures and stories, por favor!

Fu, I found the dates here -- may want to bookmark this site: http://georgelynch.ning.com

Interesting that he uses the same hosting company as AP's first site did. For a while I thought NING was actually based in the Philippines, but I guess that wasn't the case.

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:52 am

ProgRocker53 wrote:LMFAO

this is AMAZING

Proggie, Lynch is hitting Ohio for 3 dates on the 15th (Toledo), 16th (Cambridge) and 20th (Lakewood). If any of those cities are close to you, your attendance becomes mandatory.

by **DrFU** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:15 am

Rip Rokken wrote:
DrFU wrote:
la michelona wrote:
DrFU wrote:Excellent find, Rip; these are not on their Myspace page, which I have been watching. Houston is very do-able; just need to rustle up somebody to go with.

<<<<< waving

Oh, Yea! Let's do it! My sis is in too; she's lots of fun. Tickets are only 15 bucks. Meridian is a serious dive, but who cares?

La Meechee!!!! You two are going to have a blast! No way you can't meet George after the show, so I expect LOTS of pictures and stories, por favor!

Fu, I found the dates here -- may want to bookmark this site: http://georgelynch.ning.com

Interesting that he uses the same hosting company as AP's first site did. For a while I thought NING was actually based in the Philippines, but I guess that wasn't the case.

Any ideas on HOW to manage to meet George after the show. Well other than asking Lami to wear a cleavage shirt?

MR

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