Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

[Ehwmatt]

Man that's worse than that scene in Something About Mary when he gets his cock stuck in his pants zipper and it bleeds all over the place

[Behshad]

Man that's worse than that scene in Something About Mary when he gets his cock stuck in his pants zipper and it bleeds all over the place

First thing that came to my mind as well

[texafana]

Another fascinating thread.

[Behshad]

Another fascinating thread.

Why did you even click on this, when the title pretty much gave it away ? where you hoping you'd find something hidden hangin in here , no pun intended

You want quality threads , go downstairs boy !

[YoungJRNY]

Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say

POSTED: 10:15 am EDT September 24, 2009

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

I feel the pain from this, as should all men at this point when reading this article. Does this guy have a brain? Did he REALLY think this would increase the size of his dick and he would just live happily ever after? Idiotic at its best.

[stevew2]

Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say

POSTED: 10:15 am EDT September 24, 2009

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

I feel the pain from this, as should all men at this point when reading this article. Does this guy have a brain? Did he REALLY think this would increase the size of his dick and he would just live happily ever after? Idiotic at its best.

You feel the pain? does that mean you tried it? It was a good idea. He used the wrong kinda weights

[bluejeangirl76]

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

Well, to be fair.. it DID work. He wanted a bigger dick... and he got one.

[stevew2]

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

Well, to be fair.. it DID work. He wanted a bigger dick... and he got one.

[Voyager]

Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

[bluejeangirl76]

Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

Ooh!! Huge cock!

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl types out cock

[Behshad]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

[bluejeangirl76]

i like it when a girl types out cock

Boy, it doesn't take much for you, huh? Just typing?

8====))

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

[Behshad]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

[KDOUBLEU]

How do the Authorities know what his NORMAL size was to begin with??

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl types out cock

Boy, it doesn't take much for you, huh? Just typing?

8====))

you dont know the half of it

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

[Behshad]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

[Behshad]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated her boat ,ill tell ya that

[Behshad]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

I only thing i didnt like about she was a chewwer

[Behshad]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

I only thing i didnt like about he was a chewwer

I bet you still enjoyed it

[stevew2]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

I only thing i didnt like about he was a chewwer

I bet you still enjoyed it

A good chewing is better than tossin

[Behshad]

i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

I only thing i didnt like about he was a chewwer

I bet you still enjoyed it

A good chewing is better than tossin

What was his name !?:)

[Carla777]

auch!! poor guy

[Behshad]

auch!! poor guy

Carla!? What are you doin in this thread!

[stevew2]

it was a she, she had real tits, and a real big clit, it wasnt a dude,i know you want it to be ,Jason ll be here soon