"A copy of Michael Jackson's autopsy report obtained by the Associated Press show that the King of Pop was in overall good health at the time of his death.
The report which has not yet been released to the public lists the following findings; none of which are said to have been serious enough to result in Jackson dying.
* His arms were covered with punctures
* His face and neck were scarred
* His eyebrows and lips were tattooed
* His weight was at 136 pounds
* His heart was strong with no sign of plaque buildup
* His kidneys and most other organs were normal
* He suffered arthritis in the lower spine and some fingers
* He had some mild buildup of plaque in his leg arteries
* His lungs were chronically inflamed and had reduced capacity that might have left him short of breath
Other findings include:
* Jackson was going bald at the front of his head, with his remaining hair described as short and tightly curled. The bald part of his scalp was darkened with what appeared to be a tattoo stretching across the top of his head from ear to ear.
* The coroner found depigmentation of his skin around his chest, abdomen, face and arms.
*The coroner also found Jackson was actively producing sperm."
"Beat It," indeed...

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