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Sex, violence, fantasy, whatever. Let's hear it.

I can't decide if my weirdest dream is when I get into a difficult situation and then fly away, or the time(s) when I had wild sex with women I have never even met before (past life experience perhaps?). That is weird I know, but who can control their dreams?

Can you please add to your request that a certain member does not need to share with us about his dream(s) {if you know who I mean }

I was on a vacation with my good friend, we were drinkin heavily and hammered at this hotel in Vegas at the pool or somewhere like that. All of a sudden, terrorists start rippin shit up. We somehow get in a pickup truck, a sentry gun mounted on the back like something out of Terminator 2. Anyway, I get on the bed of the truck and jump on the sentry gun and start cuttin holes in ragheads, my buddy is driving and it's real bumpy and he's firing an AK with one hand out the window (he's a BIG guy). We were killin a buncha terrorists, I snapped awake when I popped the pin off of a grenade. It was almost as good as a sex dream

Ehwmatt wrote:I was on a vacation with my good friend, we were drinkin heavily and hammered at this hotel in Vegas at the pool or somewhere like that. All of a sudden, terrorists start rippin shit up. We somehow get in a pickup truck, a sentry gun mounted on the back like something out of Terminator 2. Anyway, I get on the bed of the truck and jump on the sentry gun and start cuttin holes in ragheads, my buddy is driving and it's real bumpy and he's firing an AK with one hand out the window (he's a BIG guy). We were killin a buncha terrorists, I snapped awake when I popped the pin off of a grenade. It was almost as good as a sex dream

.....then I woke up and realized I was naked, couldnt find my cellphone, nor could I remember if I fucked the chick who drove me home last nite and wish I could just jump back into that dream and blow up more terrorists .

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I was on a vacation with my good friend, we were drinkin heavily and hammered at this hotel in Vegas at the pool or somewhere like that. All of a sudden, terrorists start rippin shit up. We somehow get in a pickup truck, a sentry gun mounted on the back like something out of Terminator 2. Anyway, I get on the bed of the truck and jump on the sentry gun and start cuttin holes in ragheads, my buddy is driving and it's real bumpy and he's firing an AK with one hand out the window (he's a BIG guy). We were killin a buncha terrorists, I snapped awake when I popped the pin off of a grenade. It was almost as good as a sex dream

.....then I woke up and realized I was naked, couldnt find my cellphone, nor could I remember if I fucked the chick who drove me home last nite and wish I could just jump back into that dream and blow up more terrorists .

Haha, no, but it turns out the dream I had that night about going to taco bell was very real... my buddy woke up after spending the night with a half-eaten quesadilla.

Behshad wrote:Can you please add to your request that a certain member does not need to share with us about his dream(s) {if you know who I mean }

Nahhh... this could get entertaining... remember, this forum has been surrendered to the loons... it's not the unofficial journey forum anymore... go ahead and spill the beans...

Ehwmatt wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I was on a vacation with my good friend, we were drinkin heavily and hammered at this hotel in Vegas at the pool or somewhere like that. All of a sudden, terrorists start rippin shit up. We somehow get in a pickup truck, a sentry gun mounted on the back like something out of Terminator 2. Anyway, I get on the bed of the truck and jump on the sentry gun and start cuttin holes in ragheads, my buddy is driving and it's real bumpy and he's firing an AK with one hand out the window (he's a BIG guy). We were killin a buncha terrorists, I snapped awake when I popped the pin off of a grenade. It was almost as good as a sex dream

.....then I woke up and realized I was naked, couldnt find my cellphone, nor could I remember if I fucked the chick who drove me home last nite and wish I could just jump back into that dream and blow up more terrorists .

Haha, no, but it turns out the dream I had that night about going to taco bell was very real... my buddy woke up after spending the night with a half-eaten quesadilla.

What was her name ?

Tim Tebow was helping me do c-sections on a beach in Mexico.....that's just ONE of my weirdest dreams....I don't dare share some of the weirdest!!!!

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I was on a vacation with my good friend, we were drinkin heavily and hammered at this hotel in Vegas at the pool or somewhere like that. All of a sudden, terrorists start rippin shit up. We somehow get in a pickup truck, a sentry gun mounted on the back like something out of Terminator 2. Anyway, I get on the bed of the truck and jump on the sentry gun and start cuttin holes in ragheads, my buddy is driving and it's real bumpy and he's firing an AK with one hand out the window (he's a BIG guy). We were killin a buncha terrorists, I snapped awake when I popped the pin off of a grenade. It was almost as good as a sex dream

.....then I woke up and realized I was naked, couldnt find my cellphone, nor could I remember if I fucked the chick who drove me home last nite and wish I could just jump back into that dream and blow up more terrorists .

Haha, no, but it turns out the dream I had that night about going to taco bell was very real... my buddy woke up after spending the night with a half-eaten quesadilla.

What was her name ?

You'd have to ask him

Hopefully he was a gentleman and remembered to get it

I hate it when I have a dream about having sex with the hottest woman then waking up before its finished.

steveo777 wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex with the hottest woman then waking up before its finished.

That's called a wet dream........

I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

portland wrote:

steveo777 wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex with the hottest woman then waking up before its finished.

That's called a wet dream........

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

Haha, no, it's not always my boss, just someone that I would NEVER in a MILLION years ever even consider sleeping with.....maybe I should rethink my sexual tastes.....

Angel wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

Haha, no, it's not always my boss, just someone that I would NEVER in a MILLION years ever even consider sleeping with.....maybe I should rethink my sexual tastes.....

Is your boss a doctor

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

Haha, no, it's not always my boss, just someone that I would NEVER in a MILLION years ever even consider sleeping with.....maybe I should rethink my sexual tastes.....

Is your boss a doctor

No, but the doctors I work with are frequently involved in my dreams...

Hey, WAIT, are you trying to psychoanalyze me?????????

Angel wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

Haha, no, it's not always my boss, just someone that I would NEVER in a MILLION years ever even consider sleeping with.....maybe I should rethink my sexual tastes.....

So its safe to say you have'nt had any dreams like that involving Stevew2, Andrew or Dean

I had a dream once that a terror attack was happening. I was downtown and there was all kinds of biblical proportioned chaos. I went into a building at one point, and I was in an elevator and there was a huge crash, and even without seeing what happened, I knew that a plane had flown into the building, somewhere above where I was, and in the dream, the picture in my head was just as it was on TV after 9/11. I was in this elevator knowing that the building was going to come down. I woke up before it did, but let me tell you, I was UP for the night after that one.

Quite a long number of years ago, I had a dream that I was at school and it was nighttime, and Freddy Krueger was chasing me around in the hall. He cornered me by the front office.

All of my dreams are weird. And vivid. Dream decoders would have a field day with me.

Behshad wrote:

Angel wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

Haha, no, it's not always my boss, just someone that I would NEVER in a MILLION years ever even consider sleeping with.....maybe I should rethink my sexual tastes.....

So its safe to say you have'nt had any dreams like that involving Stevew2, Andrew or Dean

Well, I'm not at liberty to say, but I did have a dream about you last night sweetie...

I had a dream once that Andrew locked couple of my threads and then he decided to ban me...... Ive been pretty damn close to make that dream come through, thanks to Phyl & Dean

Angel wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

Haha, no, it's not always my boss, just someone that I would NEVER in a MILLION years ever even consider sleeping with.....maybe I should rethink my sexual tastes.....

Is your boss a doctor

No, but the doctors I work with are frequently involved in my dreams...

Hey, WAIT, are you trying to psychoanalyze me?????????

Maybe

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:are you trying to psychoanalyze me?????????

Maybe

Good luck, let me know what you find out.

Angel wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Angel wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:

Angel wrote:I hate it when I have a dream about having sex and the sex is AWESOME but the person I'm having sex with is my boss or someone else that I so DO NOT want to be having sex with.....everytime I see that person all I can think is "Damn, how can you be such an ass but be so good in bed???"

Maybe you got a thing about authority

Haha, no, it's not always my boss, just someone that I would NEVER in a MILLION years ever even consider sleeping with.....maybe I should rethink my sexual tastes.....

So its safe to say you have'nt had any dreams like that involving Stevew2, Andrew or Dean

Well, I'm not at liberty to say, but I did have a dream about you last night sweetie...

In your dreams

I'm one of those people who remember their dreams quite vividly. I always tell them to my bro sequence upon sequence exactly as it happened and I see it plain as day. I have all kinds of dreams. My most re-occurring one though, one that happened almost 4 times a week ( though lately, not as bad) is a tornado dream. It's always the same, but a different scenario. I'm always somewhere away from home, whether it be out of town, on a trip, up the street, at a buddies house, or at a work or school setting. A tornado starts to form without warning, and I always see it forming from a distance, usually through a window of some sort. Mild panic sets in, and in EVERY dream I try to find a way to call my mom to warn her as I try to find a safe place, without getting through. I tend to have anxiety of trying to get a hold of her but I never do, leaving' me in a panic state throughout a dream that seems to be awhile and occurring until I wake up. Crazy how it's the same dream, but different every time.

I'd say I vividly remember about 20% of my dreams, most of them I don't

Anyone ever get the sleep paralysis or whatever it's called? Where you wake up but can't move?

Ehwmatt wrote:I'd say I vividly remember about 20% of my dreams, most of them I don't

Anyone ever get the sleep paralysis or whatever it's called? Where you wake up but can't move?

Yes, every morning when the alarm goes off!!!


I have a dream...but I don't have time!!!

Ehwmatt wrote:Anyone ever get the sleep paralysis or whatever it's called? Where you wake up but can't move?

Weekly. And conversely I also will have dreams sometimes, especially the more intense "dangerous" ones where I'm yelling at myself to wake up but can't. But the paralysis has been happening to me for a few years now.

And I vividly remember my dreams 95% of the time. It's rare that I actually wake up and have no idea what I dreamt. But like I said before, I remember because my dreams are just that epic.

Michigan Girl wrote:

Ehwmatt wrote:I'd say I vividly remember about 20% of my dreams, most of them I don't

Anyone ever get the sleep paralysis or whatever it's called? Where you wake up but can't move?

Yes, every morning when the alarm goes off!!!


I have a dream...but I don't have time!!!

I am LMAO