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Just for StoneCold - Vote 'em off the planet

Postby Arianddu » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:07 am

To bring back that hard edge and controversy we seem to be missing lately, who or what would you like to remove from the planet, and why? Go on, be controversial, be outrageous, be devious, malicious and nasty. BTW - naming certain posters on MR is dull and obvious, so if you name the obvious contenders, you better come up with a new and interesting reason why!

My vote - David Letterman. The schtick was dull 20 years ago, it hasn't improved (or changed) since. I don't understand how anyone can think the same damn routine over and over is still amusing. It's like the audience is laughing because someone programmed it in to them 'David pauses and smirks - it's funny!' 'David pauses, smirks and the tip of his tongue pokes out - this shit is so funny you will wet your pants!' 'David says something and a drum kicks in - start rolling on the floor holding your stomach with laughter!'

Seriously, what kind of demented moron thinks this is still amusing? His guest interviews are ok, but I'd be much happier if he were conducting his half from orbit.
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Postby StoneCold » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:13 am

As weird as Letterman is, I still prefer his show to predictable Leno. Better set and he'll have a decent band once in a while.

Don't think anyone was really surprised that he's a perv.
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:14 am

thought of another one - FUCKING TELEMARKETERS!!! I'd like to shove the fuckwit who invented them into a cannon and crash that dickwad into the moon! Might not help NASA determine if there is water on the moon, but it would certainly allow us to say 100% there is shit up there.
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Postby Arianddu » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:16 am

StoneCold wrote:As weird as Letterman is, I still prefer his show to predictable Leno. Better set and he'll have a decent band once in a while.

Don't think anyone was really surprised that he's a perv.

Thankfully we don't get Leno in Australia, and I have to assume that the Letterman show is a cheap buy because I don't know why in hell channel 9 shows it.
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Postby WalkInMyShoes » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:21 am

Wall Street bankers - $20 million in bonuses this year! :evil:
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Re: Just for StoneCold - Vote 'em off the planet

Postby Jana » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:50 am

Arianddu wrote:To bring back that hard edge and controversy we seem to be missing lately, who or what would you like to remove from the planet, and why? Go on, be controversial, be outrageous, be devious, malicious and nasty. BTW - naming certain posters on MR is dull and obvious, so if you name the obvious contenders, you better come up with a new and interesting reason why!

My vote - David Letterman. The schtick was dull 20 years ago, it hasn't improved (or changed) since. I don't understand how anyone can think the same damn routine over and over is still amusing. It's like the audience is laughing because someone programmed it in to them 'David pauses and smirks - it's funny!' 'David pauses, smirks and the tip of his tongue pokes out - this shit is so funny you will wet your pants!' 'David says something and a drum kicks in - start rolling on the floor holding your stomach with laughter!'

Seriously, what kind of demented moron thinks this is still amusing? His guest interviews are ok, but I'd be much happier if he were conducting his half from orbit.


Here's your demented moron, I guess. :shock: :shock: I love Letterman.
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