Was anyone here ever a Jehovah Witness?

[SteveForever]

I have some questions.....

[Clasicrockldy]

I have some questions.....

Like what type of questions? I am not a Jehovah's Witness.. ( I am Mormon..), but I have friends who are and I know quite a bit about it.

[stevew2]

yes, from when i was 6 till 13, when i left i didnt step in a church for 20 years.My mom still is and is the best person i know. I dont agree with there theology, and they have a lot off fucked up rules, dont celebrate birthdays, Christmas etc. i dont recomend it,but i love my mom.She made me presents for Christmas, and we have gotten smashed together,and she has alaways had here shit together, even through my dad bullshit and my helllion ways. they have some weird shit going on just lile the mormans which there are some here, this might not be a good topic, id stick to the gay insults myself

[Michigan Girl]

yes, from when i was 6 till 13, when i left i didnt step in a church for 20 years.My mom still is and is the best person i know. I dont agree with there theology, and they have a lot off fucked up rules, dont celebrate birthdays, Christmas etc. i dont recomend it,but i love my mom.She made me presents for Christmas, and we have gotten smashed together,and she has alaways had here shit together, even through my dad bullshit and my helllion ways. they have some weird shit going on just lile the mormans which there are some here, this might not be a good topic, id stick to the gay insults myself

Nice post, Stevie...still I was LMAO at the end there!!!

[stevew2]

yes, from when i was 6 till 13, when i left i didnt step in a church for 20 years.My mom still is and is the best person i know. I dont agree with there theology, and they have a lot off fucked up rules, dont celebrate birthdays, Christmas etc. i dont recomend it,but i love my mom.She made me presents for Christmas, and we have gotten smashed together,and she has alaways had here shit together, even through my dad bullshit and my helllion ways. they have some weird shit going on just lile the mormans which there are some here, this might not be a good topic, id stick to the gay insults myself

Nice post, Stevie...still I was LMAO at the end there!!!

than there is Andrew the wombat,i wonder if he a holly roller?

[The Sushi Hunter]

There used to be some of these living in our neighborhood when I was a kid in the early 80's. They'd go around knocking on doors bothering people.

[pinkfloyd1973]

There used to be some of these living in our neighborhood when I was a kid in the early 80's. They'd go around knocking on doors bothering people.

I knew someone who answered the door naked....don't think they ever bothered him again


Robin

[T-Bone]

I cannot be a Witness... Because I didn't see the accident

[Ehwmatt]

Well, that depends on what your definition of "is" is

[bluejeangirl76]

Well, that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Aw come on, seriously? Still? Still with the Clinton blowjob jokes?

[Babyblue]

There used to be some of these living in our neighborhood when I was a kid in the early 80's. They'd go around knocking on doors bothering people.

I knew someone who answered the door naked....don't think they ever bothered him again


Robin

[MrsPerry]

I love opening the door and telling em i am jewish. ( I am really catholic) seems like they will try to poach a catholic, but not a jew.

[stevew2]

I love opening the door and telling em i am jewish. ( I am really catholic) seems like they will try to poach a catholic, but not a jew.

Cant get any money out of them Jews

[SteveForever]

ok thanks for the attempt...I don't know what else I can do for my friend, but obviously its a very strict lifestyle and
they will just have to deal with it since I'm not in it.

[bluejeangirl76]

I love opening the door and telling em i am jewish. ( I am really catholic) seems like they will try to poach a catholic, but not a jew.

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

[Arianddu]

There used to be some of these living in our neighborhood when I was a kid in the early 80's. They'd go around knocking on doors bothering people.

I knew someone who answered the door naked....don't think they ever bothered him again


Robin

My sister did that to some Mormon missionaries once. Dad's place was out in the country, and the house is set back quite a bit from the road (you can't actually see the house from the road). Anyway, the drive leads you into the car port where there is one door, on the 'narrow' end of the house, but if you walk along the 'long' end of the house you come to a double sliding glass door 2/3 of the way down. Ok, so these guys turned up when Kath was in the shower, no one else was at home and no car in the car port. They knocked on the door off the car port several times, called out 'anyone home' and Kath ignored it, recognising the voices from the previous weekend when she had made it quite clear that everyone in the house was an atheist and not in the slightest bit interested. So instead of figuring no one was home, these two spotty-faced 'elders' walked the length of the house, through the garden, to knock on the glass double doors. At that point Kath lost it, thought 'what the hell, rude bastards' and walked out of the bathroom stark naked, opened the door and politely and calmly said "I am taking a shower and would have thought that nicely raised gentlemen such as yourselves would respect a person's privacy when she doesn't answer the door the first time, instead of walking around the house to look in through the windows."

Exit two very red faced young men, stammering apologies, never to return (until we got next year's lot out on mission that Dad debated theology with for three hours before pulling out and sharpening an autopsy knife, but that's another story.)

[cyndy!]

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

heehee! i had an uncle that was genuinely curious about JW. when they would come to his door, he'd happily invite them in & ask them to explain EVERYTHING to him. he'd ask so many questions they could not answer. after an hour, they'd either be sucking their thumbs, doubting their own faith or running away from the house. it was quite fascinating, watching him confuse them with logic.

[bluejeangirl76]

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

heehee! i had an uncle that was genuinely curious about JW. when they would come to his door, he'd happily invite them in & ask them to explain EVERYTHING to him. he'd ask so many questions they could not answer. after an hour, they'd either be sucking their thumbs, doubting their own faith or running away from the house. it was quite fascinating, watching him confuse them with logic.

I did notice that after maybe two times that this happened, they ignored our house.

Their son was my first kiss when I was about 5. Yep... the evil little catholic girl from up the street came in and SPOILED their son.

[Behshad]

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

heehee! i had an uncle that was genuinely curious about JW. when they would come to his door, he'd happily invite them in & ask them to explain EVERYTHING to him. he'd ask so many questions they could not answer. after an hour, they'd either be sucking their thumbs, doubting their own faith or running away from the house. it was quite fascinating, watching him confuse them with logic.

I did notice that after maybe two times that this happened, they ignored our house.

Their son was my first kiss when I was about 5. Yep... the evil little catholic girl from up the street came in and SPOILED their son.

[bluejeangirl76]

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

heehee! i had an uncle that was genuinely curious about JW. when they would come to his door, he'd happily invite them in & ask them to explain EVERYTHING to him. he'd ask so many questions they could not answer. after an hour, they'd either be sucking their thumbs, doubting their own faith or running away from the house. it was quite fascinating, watching him confuse them with logic.

I did notice that after maybe two times that this happened, they ignored our house.

Their son was my first kiss when I was about 5. Yep... the evil little catholic girl from up the street came in and SPOILED their son.

Kind of funny, but you picked a really bad day to whip out the word "slut" on me. So not in the mood to hear that.

Besides, I was only 5. I was still only a 'tease' then.

[Behshad]

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

heehee! i had an uncle that was genuinely curious about JW. when they would come to his door, he'd happily invite them in & ask them to explain EVERYTHING to him. he'd ask so many questions they could not answer. after an hour, they'd either be sucking their thumbs, doubting their own faith or running away from the house. it was quite fascinating, watching him confuse them with logic.

I did notice that after maybe two times that this happened, they ignored our house.

Their son was my first kiss when I was about 5. Yep... the evil little catholic girl from up the street came in and SPOILED their son.

Kind of funny, but you picked a really bad day to whip out the word "slut" on me. So not in the mood to hear that.

Besides, I was only 5. I was still only a 'tease' then.

What day is a good day so I can mark it down my calendar ,,,,

[bluejeangirl76]

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

heehee! i had an uncle that was genuinely curious about JW. when they would come to his door, he'd happily invite them in & ask them to explain EVERYTHING to him. he'd ask so many questions they could not answer. after an hour, they'd either be sucking their thumbs, doubting their own faith or running away from the house. it was quite fascinating, watching him confuse them with logic.

I did notice that after maybe two times that this happened, they ignored our house.

Their son was my first kiss when I was about 5. Yep... the evil little catholic girl from up the street came in and SPOILED their son.

Kind of funny, but you picked a really bad day to whip out the word "slut" on me. So not in the mood to hear that.

Besides, I was only 5. I was still only a 'tease' then.

What day is a good day so I can mark it down my calendar ,,,,

Try again on November 3rd, Two-thousand-go-furiously-fuck-yourself.

[StevePerryHair]

A family on my block when I was a kid were JWs. They had two boys, and the older one was my age and was in my kindergarten class... he was never allowed to come to my birthday parties because of the JW thing. I felt bad for those kids... no b-days, no christmas, no halloween.

But they used to do the door-to-door thing, and the father would drag the poor kid with him. But when they got to my house... heh heh, they'd get my mom at the door. Because of being neighbors, and because my mom is a huge gossip and never shuts up, she would talk his ear off for a good 30 minutes.

heehee! i had an uncle that was genuinely curious about JW. when they would come to his door, he'd happily invite them in & ask them to explain EVERYTHING to him. he'd ask so many questions they could not answer. after an hour, they'd either be sucking their thumbs, doubting their own faith or running away from the house. it was quite fascinating, watching him confuse them with logic.

I did notice that after maybe two times that this happened, they ignored our house.

Their son was my first kiss when I was about 5. Yep... the evil little catholic girl from up the street came in and SPOILED their son.

Kind of funny, but you picked a really bad day to whip out the word "slut" on me. So not in the mood to hear that.

Besides, I was only 5. I was still only a 'tease' then.

What day is a good day so I can mark it down my calendar ,,,,

Try again on November 3rd, Two-thousand-go-furiously-fuck-yourself.

[Behshad]

[bluejeangirl76]

[Behshad]

:(

I followed your instruction dear

Cheer up, its almost time for Stevew2 to join in here after finding & feeding his damn cat

[StevePerryHair]

(BJG, don't be sad, we know that day is never coming )

[bluejeangirl76]

(BJG, don't be sad, we know that day is never coming )

points for creativity, but not subject matter.

[Ehwmatt]

Well, that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Aw come on, seriously? Still? Still with the Clinton blowjob jokes?

I am not even making fun of Clinton... do you know how sharp he had to be to come up with something like that?

[bluejeangirl76]

Well, that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Aw come on, seriously? Still? Still with the Clinton blowjob jokes?

I am not even making fun of Clinton... do you know how sharp he had to be to come up with something like that?

Not sharp at all. That was a terrible moment for Clinton fans like me. There's just no defending that one.