Chastity To Receive Sonny's Bono

by **Voyager** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:40 am

Hey, look what I found online:

CNN wrote:October 26, 2009
Chastity To Receive Sonny's Bono

Daughter To Receive Father's Penis After Body is Exhumed

Los Angeles - Chastity Bono, daughter of TV and music celebrities Sonny & Cher Bono, has decided that she wants to dig up her father's body to have his penis removed and surgically attached to her vagina. Chastity told Anderson Cooper of AC360, "It's a way that I can carry a piece of my father around with me at all times. Whenever I miss him, I can reach down and grab my package and say, "Thank you, Daddy!" However, the announcement did not come without controversy. Chastity's girlfriend was reported as saying, "I'm not going to be taking that old rotten cock up in my snapper, biatch! You can shove that decomposed peter up your ass."

When asked about her daughter's decision, Cher Bono was reported as saying, "I kicked that old cock to the curb years ago. As far as I'm concerned, she can have it if she wants it. I hope she gets more use out of it than I did."

by **Don** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:17 am

Shouldn't this be moved to the Journey forum? :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:18 am

Gunbot wrote:Shouldn't this be moved to the Journey forum?

i was trying to think of something witty to say.. you NAILED it.... :lol:

by **Voyager** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:01 am

Chastity sporting her father's bono after surgery (notice her pointing to it with her index finger):

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:31 am

So why did she have to turn into a fat body to be a guy? Not all guys look like fat slobs as she's turning herself out as. I see health issues for the rest of her life such as diabetes, heart disease, to name just a few basics. Just looking at her I can tell you she's not happy and I doubt she ever will be.

by **Voyager** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:42 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:So why did she have to turn into a fat body to be a guy? Not all guys look like fat slobs as she's turning herself out as. I see health issues for the rest of her life such as diabetes, heart disease, to name just a few basics. Just looking at her I can tell you she's not happy and I doubt she ever will be.

I think Sonny & Cher had way too much of themselves going on at the time and Chastity got neglected pretty bad as a child. Now you're seeing the results - she doesn't know who she is.

by **S2M** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:46 am

Voyager wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:So why did she have to turn into a fat body to be a guy? Not all guys look like fat slobs as she's turning herself out as. I see health issues for the rest of her life such as diabetes, heart disease, to name just a few basics. Just looking at her I can tell you she's not happy and I doubt she ever will be.

I think Sonny & Cher had way too much of themselves going on at the time and Chastity got neglected pretty bad as a child. Now you're seeing the results - she doesn't know who she is.

Maybe she should get together with Adam Lambert.....The Adam & Chastity Show.... :shock:

Website · by **steveo777** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:53 am

Another fucked up celebrity's kid......sigh. :roll:

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:20 am

She still looks like a chick in the face though. I've seen some in my area and it's impossible not to notice that they were actually females. Or maybe I can pick them out easily since I've been around this type of thing all my life living here in San Francisco. I think if Chastity were not wearing sun glasses and ball cap in that pix, her true sex would be more evident, regardless of how her body looks.

by **KDOUBLEU** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:26 am

Voyager wrote:Chastity sporting her father's bono after surgery (notice her pointing to it with her index finger):

BLECH!

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:33 am

Voyager wrote:Chastity sporting her father's bono after surgery (notice her pointing to it with her index finger):

Or maybe she's pointing to where it's going to be. I think hell would be dying some day and coming back as the pair of underwear that she's wearing.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:43 am

i saw her on Celebrity Fit club a few years ago .. and Chastity was super cool.. she came across as a very

caring nice person.. great teeth too...

Tempest Bledsoe is a nut job though..

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:55 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:i saw her on Celebrity Fit club a few years ago .. and Chastity was super cool.. she came across as a very

caring nice person.. great teeth too...

Tempest Bledsoe is a nut job though..

Much nicer than the teeth on your 4'2" 175lb texas ladies?? :wink:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:34 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:i saw her on Celebrity Fit club a few years ago .. and Chastity was super cool.. she came across as a very

caring nice person.. great teeth too...

Tempest Bledsoe is a nut job though..

Much nicer than the teeth on your 4'2" 175lb texas ladies??

no , they have nice teeth too.. :wink:

Texas is full of smiles...

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:45 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:i saw her on Celebrity Fit club a few years ago .. and Chastity was super cool.. she came across as a very

caring nice person.. great teeth too...

Tempest Bledsoe is a nut job though..

Much nicer than the teeth on your 4'2" 175lb texas ladies??

no , they have nice teeth too.. Texas is full of smiles...

well that's good! At least they're happy

I think it was 275 lbs though, right?

by **ChildInTime** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:03 pm

The Sushi Hunter wrote:She still looks like a chick in the face though. I've seen some in my area and it's impossible not to notice that they were actually females. Or maybe I can pick them out easily since I've been around this type of thing all my life living here in San Francisco. I think if Chastity were not wearing sun glasses and ball cap in that pix, her true sex would be more evident, regardless of how her body looks.

He's not "actually a female". He's (gender-wise) a man in the middle of transitioning from female to male, so of course he'd still look more feminine. He is a he. And his name is Chaz.

by **Voyager** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:35 pm

ChildInTime wrote:He is a he. And his name is Chaz.

But his friends call him Chizzle, fo shizzle.

:lol:

by **stevew2** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:33 pm

she could take all that fat she has and make a huge 24 inch cock out of it, friga would love it

by **G.I.Jim** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:01 pm

ChildInTime wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:She still looks like a chick in the face though. I've seen some in my area and it's impossible not to notice that they were actually females. Or maybe I can pick them out easily since I've been around this type of thing all my life living here in San Francisco. I think if Chastity were not wearing sun glasses and ball cap in that pix, her true sex would be more evident, regardless of how her body looks.

He's not "actually a female". He's (gender-wise) a man in the middle of transitioning from female to male, so of course he'd still look more feminine. He is a he. And his name is Chaz.

Bullshit! I don't believe that for a second. She was born a female. She went through issues in life that left her with resentment and issues. She feels more comfortable dating and loving women and wants to "become" a man. She's just a female with issues. Plain and simple!

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:51 pm

ChildInTime wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:She still looks like a chick in the face though. I've seen some in my area and it's impossible not to notice that they were actually females. Or maybe I can pick them out easily since I've been around this type of thing all my life living here in San Francisco. I think if Chastity were not wearing sun glasses and ball cap in that pix, her true sex would be more evident, regardless of how her body looks.

He's not "actually a female". He's (gender-wise) a man in the middle of transitioning from female to male, so of course he'd still look more feminine. He is a he. And his name is Chaz.

Oh yeah....well Chaz looks like she's eaten about 400 pounds of Slim Jims. Her stool is a grease fire just waiting to happen.

by **stevew2** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:14 pm

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
ChildInTime wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:She still looks like a chick in the face though. I've seen some in my area and it's impossible not to notice that they were actually females. Or maybe I can pick them out easily since I've been around this type of thing all my life living here in San Francisco. I think if Chastity were not wearing sun glasses and ball cap in that pix, her true sex would be more evident, regardless of how her body looks.

He's not "actually a female". He's (gender-wise) a man in the middle of transitioning from female to male, so of course he'd still look more feminine. He is a he. And his name is Chaz.

Oh yeah....well Chaz looks like she's eaten about 400 pounds of Slim Jims. Her stool is a grease fire just waiting to happen.

she will be all greased up for her strap on girl/dude

by **yak** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:33 pm

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Oh yeah....well Chaz looks like she's eaten about 400 pounds of Slim Jims. Her stool is a grease fire just waiting to happen.

What's funny is a 400 pounder carrying a bottle of water. Are we supposed to believe she actually drinks water? :lol:

Ugly spectacle no matter how you slice it.

The Sushi Hunter wrote: Or maybe she's pointing to where it's going to be. I think hell would be dying some day and coming back as the pair of underwear that she's wearing.

She/He is FUGLY! An elephant would get lost in her Calvins.

by **Voyager** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:38 pm

yak wrote:What's funny is a 400 pounder carrying a bottle of water.

Does this look more realistic?

by **stevew2** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:03 pm

Voyager wrote:
yak wrote:What's funny is a 400 pounder carrying a bottle of water.

Does this look more realistic?

lol i wish i could do that shit, id be in trouble

by **yak** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:02 pm

Voyager wrote:
yak wrote:What's funny is a 400 pounder carrying a bottle of water.

Does this look more realistic?

EXACTLY more realistic. Now somebody could believe that.

<<<<<<<<<{{{{{{{{{SHUDDER}}}}}}}}}}}} >>>>>>>>

It's Nightmare Time

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:27 am

stevew2 wrote:
Voyager wrote:
yak wrote:What's funny is a 400 pounder carrying a bottle of water.

Does this look more realistic?

lol i wish i could do that shit, id be in trouble

You and me both. That is friggin hilarious!

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:29 am

yak wrote:
Voyager wrote:
yak wrote:What's funny is a 400 pounder carrying a bottle of water.

Does this look more realistic?

EXACTLY more realistic. Now somebody could believe that.

<<<<<<<<<{{{{{{{{{SHUDDER}}}}}}}}}}}} >>>>>>>>

It's Nightmare Time

Too bad this is happening now. Back in the 80's she's a been a perfect candidate to try on shoes in Al's shoe store. That would have been disgusting!

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:23 am

Is this what's expected? Sorry I had to remove that pix cause it was just too disgusting.......

by **Voyager** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:52 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:Is this what's expected?

I think she was hoping more for something like this:

by **WalkInMyShoes** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:53 am

That is just wrong on so many levels... ugh!

MR

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