Need a casket? Try Walmart!

by **Suzanne** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:47 am

WTF???!?!! :shock:

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng ... ry=caskets

I think I have now seen it all.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:52 am

Do you get a free copy of Revelation with purchase? :?:

by **SultanOfSwing** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:05 am

I heard they're on sale right now, buy one and get one free. Oh and also they let you to test them before you buy them. :shock:

by **portland** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:05 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Do you get a free copy of Revelation with purchase?

That is the post of the day!!!!!

by **fightingilliniJRNY** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:27 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Do you get a free copy of Revelation with purchase?

Nah - for some people that's what put them in the casket. :wink:

by **Enigma869** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:30 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Do you get a free copy of Revelation with purchase?

"Generations" would be FAR more apropos. Bury that fucking trainwreck once and for all!

by **Michigan Girl** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:42 am

I thought you had to buy your casket from the funeral home?!?!?
This is like going to a restaurant and taking your own steak!!
If you buy it through Walmart, where will the visitation be held? And in
some cases, the funeral?!?!? :wink:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:46 am

Michigan Girl wrote:I thought you had to buy your casket from the funeral home?!?!?
This is like going to a restaurant and taking your own steak!!
If you buy it through Walmart, where will the visitation be held? And in
some cases, the funeral?!?!?

The door greeters are your pallbearers, and the luncheon is held in the snack shacks up front.

And actually, MG, you don't have to buy a casket from a funeral home - they sell them of course, but there are specific stores for this type of thing also. I guess Walmart is getting in on the action. Kinda weird, but... ok, if they insist.

by **journeyrock** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:47 am

Michigan Girl wrote:I thought you had to buy your casket from the funeral home?!?!?
This is like going to a restaurant and taking your own steak!!
If you buy it through Walmart, where will the visitation be held? And in
some cases, the funeral?!?!?

Inquiring minds need to know these things! :lol:

Unbelievable!

by **Michigan Girl** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:15 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I thought you had to buy your casket from the funeral home?!?!?
This is like going to a restaurant and taking your own steak!!
If you buy it through Walmart, where will the visitation be held? And in
some cases, the funeral?!?!?

The door greeters are your pallbearers, and the luncheon is held in the snack shacks up front.
And actually, MG, you don't have to buy a casket from a funeral home - they sell them of course, but there are specific stores for this type of thing also. I guess Walmart is getting in on the action. Kinda weird, but... ok, if they insist.

I am LMAO!!!
Seriously, about the caskets...I did not know this~thank god!! :wink:

by **Enigma869** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:28 am

Michigan Girl wrote:I thought you had to buy your casket from the funeral home?!?!?

No Ma'am. Costco has actually been selling caskets for as long as they've been in business. It will allow your loved ones to save a few bucks at the local warehouse before throwing you into the ground :shock:

http://www.costco.com/Common/Search.asp ... lang=en-US

by **Rick** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:30 am

I don't want my family wasting a dime on my dead body. Put me in a trash bag and throw me in a dumpster.

by **SultanOfSwing** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:34 am

Rick wrote:I don't want my family wasting a dime on my dead body. Put me in a trash bag and throw me in a dumpster.

+1 Rick, cremation is the best option, and no more viewing crap. I'd rather have them partying in front of my ashes rather than crying.

by **Don** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:41 am

First 6 customers in the door get to be your pallbearers.

by **Suzanne** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:30 am

SultanOfSwing wrote:
Rick wrote:I don't want my family wasting a dime on my dead body. Put me in a trash bag and throw me in a dumpster.

+1 Rick, cremation is the best option, and no more viewing crap. I'd rather have them partying in front of my ashes rather than crying.

AMEN. I'm thinking that may be the way I'll go. Sprinkle me over the ocean.

MR

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