MR

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:05 am**

http://gawker.com/5398004/what-would-yo ... k-big-bird

I can only imagine what you lot would ask Big Bird. :lol:

Some of the comments are great.

I liked this one:

Dear Big Bird:

If you could fly, what would be your favorite thing to shit on?

So, what would you ask Big Bird?

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:18 am**

Why yellow?

I just wanna know why...

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:23 am**

why did you let BJG find your Q&A ?,,,

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:24 am**

" Do you believe in god?'

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:31 am**

Are you related to "The Beak"?

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:48 am**

Tomulator wrote:Why yellow?

I just wanna know why...

It's not Yellow it's Maize...and I'd ask~where's the Blue?!?!? :wink:

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:52 am**

Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:56 am**

Do you like classic Van Halen or Van Hagar?

Did your classmates ever call you Beaky?

:lol:

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:58 am**

Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:05 am**

"Dear Big Bird,

You may not remember me, but in the late '70s, you and I dropped massive amounts of hallucinogens. The details aren't important, but when I came to, my apartment was covered in blood and you had disappeared, which brings me to my question:

Will you speak at my upcoming parole hearing? It'll clear up the dispute regarding evidence bag BB1, and might possibly allow me to see sunlight again."

I am LMAO!!!! Someone around here needs to get a little more creative!! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:07 am**

OK since none of the resident loons asked,,,

Will Perry return ?

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:07 am**

Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:08 am**

Behshad wrote:OK since none of the resident loons asked,,,

Will Perry return ?

No.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:09 am**

Jana wrote:
Behshad wrote:OK since none of the resident loons asked,,,

Will Perry return ?

No.

Thanks Birdie

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:09 am**

Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:10 am**

Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. Ive got Revelation set on repeat.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:10 am**

Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:11 am**

Gunbot wrote: I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

Dear Big Bird,

Does Arnel make you a better bird?

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:13 am**

Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working.

Well as they say, Only the good die young.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:44 am**

Michigan Girl wrote:
Tomulator wrote:Why yellow?

I just wanna know why...

It's not Yellow it's Maize...and I'd ask~where's the Blue?!?!?

Ooops...sorry...MAZE! Of course...I knew that!! hahaha

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:09 am**

Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working.

Thank GOD!!!! :wink:

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:38 am**

What does Snuffelupagus taste like, and is she actually a he?

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:12 am**

I would ask, "Big Bird, did you ever feel like you weren't a part of Sesame Street?"

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:14 am**

portland wrote:
Jana wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Are you related to "The Beak"?

Well, we know he's not related to the Asian version of "The Beak". For starters, despite being a bird, his diction issues are far less noticeable.

The other one was funnier.

But a little more mean spirited. I'm trying to become a better person. I've got Revelation set on repeat.

It's not working.

Thank GOD!!!!

Don't worry Mistress of Gloom, you still have company. :wink:

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:17 am**

Does anyone confuse you with Howard Stern......... :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:58 am**

JasonD wrote:I would ask, "Big Bird, did you ever feel like you weren't a part of Sesame Street?"

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:00 am**

Since 78 wrote:
JasonD wrote:I would ask, "Big Bird, did you ever feel like you weren't a part of Sesame Street?"

Well, his nest is out in the alley next to Oscar, so yeah, I'm thinking he probably didn't feel like part of Sesame Street. :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:01 am**

Can you do a rendition of DSB please... I mean everyone else is doing it, why not you and Kermit make it a duet...

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:15 am**

Where is Elmo :wink:

Posted: **Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:19 am**

Do you have a penis? What color is it, and how big is it Friga looks like big bird in this pict

MR

What would you ask Big Bird?

What would you ask Big Bird?