The Geezer Bandit

[StoneCold]

Hilarious.




FBI officials are hunting an elderly, thin, grey-haired man nicknamed the "Geezer Bandit," who they believe is responsible for holding up five banks in the San Diego area since the summer.

Investigators say the man appears to be in his 70s.

http://www.teletext.co.uk/news/worldnew ... obber.aspx

[Babyblue]

Hilarious.




FBI officials are hunting an elderly, thin, grey-haired man nicknamed the "Geezer Bandit," who they believe is responsible for holding up five banks in the San Diego area since the summer.

Investigators say the man appears to be in his 70s.

http://www.teletext.co.uk/news/worldnew ... obber.aspx

Its funny but then on the other hand its not.

[S2M]

It wasn't him.....

The Geezer Butler did it......

[StoneCold]

Hilarious.




FBI officials are hunting an elderly, thin, grey-haired man nicknamed the "Geezer Bandit," who they believe is responsible for holding up five banks in the San Diego area since the summer.

Investigators say the man appears to be in his 70s.

http://www.teletext.co.uk/news/worldnew ... obber.aspx

Its funny but then on the other hand its not.

If that's a disguise, he's getting away.

[StoneCold]

"In the most recent robbery on Monday, he approached a Bank of America cashier in La Jolla, displayed a handgun and asked for cash. He fled on foot."

Just how long did this take?

[portland]

The real question......why can't the police catch him?? too many coffee shop visits??

[larryfromnextdoor]

the 7 posts above are priceless!!!!

portlands was a little weak ..

[StevePerryHair]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

[steveo777]

Go Gramps! LMAO

I how many banks he's robbed in his lifetime? It doesn't seem like he's been identified yet.

[portland]

the 7 posts above are priceless!!!!

portlands was a little weak ..

sorry...

[larryfromnextdoor]

the 7 posts above are priceless!!!!

portlands was a little weak ..

sorry...

[larryfromnextdoor]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

uhh,, because there is no little rubber band from his eyes around the

back of head,, for one.

[StevePerryHair]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

uhh,, because there is no little rubber band from his eyes around the

back of head,, for one.

Hey, he could be a make-up artist. Like the ones they use in hollywood. You NEVER know. How else could he slip away so easily

[steveo777]

I don't get how he's getting away. If he's really old and on oxygen there's no way he's just gonna bolt fast enough to make a clean getaway. Somebody should be able to follow him and see where he goes.

[StevePerryHair]

I don't get how he's getting away. If he's really old and on oxygen there's no way he's just gonna bolt fast enough to make a clean getaway. Somebody should be able to follow him and see where he goes.

That's why I said, maybe it's a costume

[larryfromnextdoor]

I don't get how he's getting away. If he's really old and on
oxygen there's no way he's just gonna bolt fast enough to make a clean getaway.
Somebody should be able to follow him and see where he goes.

this entire post is ageism!! just because their mouths and legs dont work as fast

they used to ......

[Ehwmatt]

That really looks like makeup to me. Something's not right. The face looks almost too well-aged/wrinkled.

[Don]

An out of work Hollywood makeup artist.

[larryfromnextdoor]

That really looks like makeup to me. Something's not right. The face looks almost too well-aged/wrinkled.

tell me if you think this is fake..i dont know...

pole dancer ruins wedding..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1qDpQYM ... r_embedded

[bluejeangirl76]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

uhh,, because there is no little rubber band from his eyes around the

back of head,, for one.

Hey, he could be a make-up artist. Like the ones they use in hollywood. You NEVER know. How else could he slip away so easily

Not necessarily. I don't know about this geezer bandit, could be makeup/disguise, but sometimes they fool you and are faster than they look or that you would assume.

We had a serious pervert CREEP in our neighborhood when I was a little kid... lived one block over... would wander into peoples' yards and peep in the windows! The guy was older than Jesus and pretended to limp around with a cane. Wandered into our yard one night, and long story short...

.... when the cops showed up, you never saw a 7000 year old man run so damn fast in your life!! No cane needed. He bolted out of the yard and RAN like a bat out of hell across the street into someone else's yard. When the cops nabbed him he played the pitiful lost confused routine and got a ride back home.

To this day I have a scar on my left arm because I was terrified of this guy and one day, I saw him walking up the street and I ran like a motherfk'r and fell.

[StevePerryHair]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

uhh,, because there is no little rubber band from his eyes around the

back of head,, for one.

Hey, he could be a make-up artist. Like the ones they use in hollywood. You NEVER know. How else could he slip away so easily

Not necessarily. I don't know about this geezer bandit, could be makeup/disguise, but sometimes they fool you and are faster than they look or that you would assume.

We had a serious pervert CREEP in our neighborhood when I was a little kid... lived one block over... would wander into peoples' yards and peep in the windows! The guy was older than Jesus and pretended to limp around with a cane. Wandered into our yard one night, and long story short...

.... when the cops showed up, you never saw a 7000 year old man run so damn fast in your life!! No cane needed. He bolted out of the yard and RAN like a bat out of hell across the street into someone else's yard. When the cops nabbed him he played the pitiful lost confused routine and got a ride back home.

To this day I have a scar on my left arm because I was terrified of this guy and one day, I saw him walking up the street and I ran like a motherfk'r and fell.

Im not saying it couldn't be an old guy. I'm sure they can book it when the need to! But I guess I just have a suspicious mind. Seems like it would be the perfect way to get away with it. There are SOME smart bank robbers. Though most are dumb I think being married to a cop, my mind goes to other places with things maybe

[Ehwmatt]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

uhh,, because there is no little rubber band from his eyes around the

back of head,, for one.

Hey, he could be a make-up artist. Like the ones they use in hollywood. You NEVER know. How else could he slip away so easily

Not necessarily. I don't know about this geezer bandit, could be makeup/disguise, but sometimes they fool you and are faster than they look or that you would assume.

We had a serious pervert CREEP in our neighborhood when I was a little kid... lived one block over... would wander into peoples' yards and peep in the windows! The guy was older than Jesus and pretended to limp around with a cane. Wandered into our yard one night, and long story short...

.... when the cops showed up, you never saw a 7000 year old man run so damn fast in your life!! No cane needed. He bolted out of the yard and RAN like a bat out of hell across the street into someone else's yard. When the cops nabbed him he played the pitiful lost confused routine and got a ride back home.

To this day I have a scar on my left arm because I was terrified of this guy and one day, I saw him walking up the street and I ran like a motherfk'r and fell.

Im not saying it couldn't be an old guy. I'm sure they can book it when the need to! But I guess I just have a suspicious mind. Seems like it would be the perfect way to get away with it. There are SOME smart bank robbers. Though most are dumb I think being married to a cop, my mind goes to other places with things maybe

Like I said, don't you think that his face almost looks too "perfectly" old/wrinkled? It's like the paradigmatic old dude's saggy/wrinkled face. I dunno. Stranger things have happened, but it seems like a great disguise.

[KDOUBLEU]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

Its a mask

[portland]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

Its a mask

A professional opinion!!!

[KDOUBLEU]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

Its a mask

A professional opinion!!!

I have seen masks that look just like that guy!

[Michigan Girl]

Hmmm, how do they know it's not a mask.....

Its a mask

A professional opinion!!!

I have seen masks that look just like that guy!

lol!!!

[parfait]

50 bucks for one mask.
Crime solved.