"The Twelve Days of MelRock" ~ 2009 Edition
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:56 amThe Twelve Days of MelRock
On the first day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
A Wombat in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Steven Tyler's stage a-leaping,
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
New Message Board gripings,
Steven Tyler's stage a-leaping,
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Twelve months of fun-ing,
New Message Board gripings,
Steven Tyler's stage a-leaping,
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wooommm-baa-at in a Peeeeeaaaaar Treeeeeeeeee!!!!
On the first day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
A Wombat in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Steven Tyler's stage a-leaping,
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
New Message Board gripings,
Steven Tyler's stage a-leaping,
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wombat in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my MelRock sent to me
Twelve months of fun-ing,
New Message Board gripings,
Steven Tyler's stage a-leaping,
"OhThatDeb"s blog-ranting,
No more "Global Warming",
Steve at U2's show, a-grinning
Football "trash talk" - they ain't playing!
The fact that Steve has yet to SING,
Four flipping birds,
Three Message Boards,
ScarabGator's Man-crush love,
And a Wooommm-baa-at in a Peeeeeaaaaar Treeeeeeeeee!!!!
