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I understand hazing but this is just fucking stupid.

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This is probably the tamest photograph out of the bunch.

that company should change its name to "The Amor Group"..... hehe

Gunbot wrote:This is probably the tamest photograph out of the bunch.

Yeah. The shot of the guys drinking from the vodka waterfall down the other guy's asscrack was just lovely.

What an absolute fk'ing embarrassment.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Gunbot wrote:This is probably the tamest photograph out of the bunch.

Yeah. The shot of the guys drinking from the vodka waterfall down the other guy's asscrack was just lovely.

What an absolute fk'ing embarrassment.

Was that pun intended

Really though, my husband has a guy he works with who was hazed in a fraternity he was pledging in college and he told a story laughing about how they had him and others drinking beer down a waterfall of each others asses. The guy was LAUGHING when he told the story,and my husband said all the other guys in the room got really quiet and just stared at him "like yeah, that's great" I really don't get it. I never joined a sorority. I wasn't going to let others dictate what I do with my body. No thanks! They all say they have no hazing, but they do. I don't get that mentality at all.

StevePerryHair wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Gunbot wrote:This is probably the tamest photograph out of the bunch.

Yeah. The shot of the guys drinking from the vodka waterfall down the other guy's asscrack was just lovely.

What an absolute fk'ing embarrassment.

Was that pun intended

LOL! No. I didn't even realize or else I would have spelled it "absolut" and italicized it.

A missed opportunity!!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Gunbot wrote:This is probably the tamest photograph out of the bunch.

Yeah. The shot of the guys drinking from the vodka waterfall down the other guy's asscrack was just lovely.

What an absolute fk'ing embarrassment.

Was that pun intended

LOL! No. I didn't even realize or else I would have spelled it "absolut" and italicized it.

A missed opportunity!!

My mind just went there. Maybe I drink too much Absolut

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Gunbot wrote:This is probably the tamest photograph out of the bunch.

Yeah. The shot of the guys drinking from the vodka waterfall down the other guy's asscrack was just lovely.

What an absolute fk'ing embarrassment.

Was that pun intended

LOL! No. I didn't even realize or else I would have spelled it "absolut" and italicized it.

A missed opportunity!!

StevePerryHair wrote:Maybe I drink too much Absolut

And the issue is...?

Totally random off topic idea.. (well, it's on the topic of Absolut, which is distantly related to the ass-crack vodka waterfall I saw in those pics, so if you really go the long way, it's still on topic)...

They have Absolut Citron, Cranberry, Vanilla, and every other flavor you can think of (including Absolut Ass Crack, apparently) so WHY is there no "Absolut Dirty Martini"? Put the freakin' olive juice in the bottle so I don't have to waste all my juice from the olive jars!!

I need to write to the liquor companies about this.

Ok. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Maybe I drink too much Absolut

And the issue is...?

Totally random off topic idea.. (well, it's on the topic of Absolut, which is distantly related to the ass-crack vodka waterfall I saw in those pics, so if you really go the long way, it's still on topic)...

They have Absolut Citron, Cranberry, Vanilla, and every other flavor you can think of (including Absolut Ass Crack, apparently) so WHY is there no "Absolut Dirty Martini"? Put the freakin' olive juice in the bottle so I don't have to waste all my juice from the olive jars!!

I need to write to the liquor companies about this.

Ok. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

It's always better when it's fresh

Ehwmatt wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:They have Absolut Citron, Cranberry, Vanilla, and every other flavor you can think of (including Absolut Ass Crack, apparently) so WHY is there no "Absolut Dirty Martini"? Put the freakin' olive juice in the bottle so I don't have to waste all my juice from the olive jars!!

I need to write to the liquor companies about this.

Ok. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

It's always better when it's fresh

That explains the ass-crack waterfall picture, I guess.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Maybe I drink too much Absolut

And the issue is...?

Totally random off topic idea.. (well, it's on the topic of Absolut, which is distantly related to the ass-crack vodka waterfall I saw in those pics, so if you really go the long way, it's still on topic)...

They have Absolut Citron, Cranberry, Vanilla, and every other flavor you can think of (including Absolut Ass Crack, apparently) so WHY is there no "Absolut Dirty Martini"? Put the freakin' olive juice in the bottle so I don't have to waste all my juice from the olive jars!!

I need to write to the liquor companies about this.

Ok. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

I don't know! good question, except how do they flavor the vodkas? Cause if its during distillation and it's actually distilled with the fruits, then maybe that cant' be done with something like olive juice where it would taste good. Good question though

StevePerryHair wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Maybe I drink too much Absolut

And the issue is...?

Totally random off topic idea.. (well, it's on the topic of Absolut, which is distantly related to the ass-crack vodka waterfall I saw in those pics, so if you really go the long way, it's still on topic)...

They have Absolut Citron, Cranberry, Vanilla, and every other flavor you can think of (including Absolut Ass Crack, apparently) so WHY is there no "Absolut Dirty Martini"? Put the freakin' olive juice in the bottle so I don't have to waste all my juice from the olive jars!!

I need to write to the liquor companies about this.

Ok. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

I don't know! good question, except how do they flavor the vodkas? Cause if its during distillation and it's actually distilled with the fruits, then maybe that cant' be done with something like olive juice where it would taste good. Good question though

Well, then they need to sell olive juice in cartons, like orange juice. Wasting my jarred olive juice on this gets expensive, since I drink extra dirty 'tinis. I'm just trying to cut costs and expidite the martini-making process. I WILL figure this out.

I would also like to know what the garnish was on the Asstinis those guys are drinking.

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NICE!!

"were pressured to participate in naked pool parties and perform sex acts to gain promotions or assignment to preferable shifts",
according to one of the 12 guards who have gone public with their complaints.

This is disgusting !!! I'm thinking the promotion could wait and the night shift ain't so bad!!

I totally get hazing and rites of manhood, etc. Pinning a guys stripes or or tacking his flight wings into his chest is fine, there is nothing wrong with a little pain. These guys seem to be actually enjoying it though so I don't see it as hazing, more like acting like fools. There in Afghanistan, where this shit didn't need to get made public. With the black censors over their faces, it looks eerily like photos from Guantanamo Bay.
If you want to play Frankie Goes To Hollywood, at least wait until you get back stateside. Using a guy's balls as a coaster while you're doing ass bongs as a requirement for promotion is just fucking wrong, no matter how many of you might actually enjoy it.

Gunbot wrote: Using a guy's balls as a coaster while you're doing ass bongs as a requirement for promotion is just fucking gross.

yeah. That pretty much sums it up.

The whole thing looks pretty gay.