If you were to make a list...

that'd make Stocktontomalone cry...
1.Start a topic like this
2.Hijack his SERIOUS Ballad topic
3.Tell him he is straight
4.Say no to him when he asks you out to Sizzlers
5.Tell him he experimented at band camp
6.advize him to Learn from his parents mistake and use birthcontrol
7.Give him the benefit of the doubt that during the brain transplant, the brain rejected him
8.Tell him Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege
1.Start a topic like this
2.Hijack his SERIOUS Ballad topic
3.Tell him he is straight
4.Say no to him when he asks you out to Sizzlers
5.Tell him he experimented at band camp
6.advize him to Learn from his parents mistake and use birthcontrol
7.Give him the benefit of the doubt that during the brain transplant, the brain rejected him
8.Tell him Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege