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Pat Robertson says Haiti paying for 'pact to the devil'

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:41 am
by Voyager
Somebody should put this religious whackjob out of his misery. He is the opposite of good.

(CNN) -- Pat Robertson, the evangelical Christian who once suggested God was punishing Americans with Hurricane Katrina, says a "pact to the devil" brought on the devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Officials fear more than 100,000 people have died as a result of Tuesday's 7.0-magnitude earthquake in Haiti.

Robertson, the host of the "700 Club," blamed the tragedy on something that "happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it."

The Haitians "were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever," Robertson said on his broadcast Wednesday. "And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.' True story. And so, the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' "

Native Haitians defeated French colonists in 1804 and declared independence.

"You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other." Robertson has previously linked natural disasters and terrorist attacks to legalized abortion in the United States. Soon after Hurricane Katrina ravaged the Gulf Coast, killing more than 1,800 and wreaking unprecedented devastation on New Orleans, Louisiana, Robertson weighed in with his own theory.

"We have killed over 40 million unborn babies in America," Robertson said on his September 12, 2005, broadcast of "700 Club."

"I was reading, yesterday, a book that was very interesting about what God has to say in the Old Testament about those who shed innocent blood. And he [the author] used the term that those who do this, 'the land will vomit you out.' ... But have we found we are unable somehow to defend ourselves against some of the attacks that are coming against us, either by terrorists or now by natural disaster? Could they be connected in some way?"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:48 am
by StevePerryHair
Yeah, and you know Orlando got hit with 3 hurricanes in 2 weeks a few years back because we had gay pride flags in our downtown area :roll: I find him so tiresome. I wish the people that listen to his crap would get tired too. Sadly there probably are some who actually think he's right. crazy people crazy world!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:07 pm
by DrFU
Perhaps Pat and Satan will discuss this theory when they meet.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:08 pm
by steveo777
Pat Robertson is one walking talking blunder. Isn't his ticket about up to be punched?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:11 pm
by Ehwmatt
lol, what a fuckin idiot.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:11 pm
by StevePerryHair
Ehwmatt wrote:lol, what a fuckin idiot.


WOW!! We agreed on something today :shock: :wink: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:12 pm
by txfirefighter
DrFU wrote:Perhaps Pat and Satan will discuss this theory when they meet.


And this is why I love Linda............flying in with a one liner that always cracks me up!! :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:12 pm
by Voyager
DrFU wrote:Perhaps Pat and Satan will discuss this theory when they meet.


LOL!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:13 pm
by StevePerryHair
Voyager wrote:
DrFU wrote:Perhaps Pat and Satan will discuss this theory when they meet.


LOL!

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:lol:


:lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:13 pm
by Ehwmatt
StevePerryHair wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:lol, what a fuckin idiot.


WOW!! We agreed on something today :shock: :wink: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:51 pm
by squirt1
Pat is a very special kind of idiot ! Give him credit. He has made a VERY good living spewing his kind of religious intolerance. He may be SOMEONE in the south but he is soooo far right few Repubs give him a glance. Keep sending this clown money and at least he hasn't died his hair pink YET!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:04 pm
by stevew2
squirt1 wrote:Pat is a very special kind of idiot ! Give him credit. He has made a VERY good living spewing his kind of religious intolerance. He may be SOMEONE in the south but he is soooo far right few Repubs give him a glance. Keep sending this clown money and at least he hasn't died his hair pink YET!
I used to watch and joined the 700 club till he started being retarded.God doesnt cause natrual disastares ,but helps people through them.They have helped many people through there 'operation blessing" program, but he fucks it up when he talks stupid shit like he does.he need to go in a nursing home

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:50 pm
by verslibre
Pat is unfamiliar with plate tectonics.

He probably believes the Earth is flat, too. :)

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:52 pm
by TRAGChick
verslibre wrote:Pat is unfamiliar with plate tectonics.

He probably believes the Earth is flat, too. :)


You beat me to it. :lol:

Here's a map: Haiti is directly over one of the fault lines: :shock:
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:54 pm
by S2M
I've talked to Pat....he doesn't believe we went to the Moon, either..... :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:52 pm
by slucero
wow... that has to be the most retarded thing I've ever heard a Christian say.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:09 pm
by ebake02
I don't know what's worse, the fact that Pat Robertson is saying this or that the media is giving these delusional comments and the jackass that said them publicity.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:32 pm
by Jana
slucero wrote:wow... that has to be the most retarded thing I've ever heard a Christian say.


Here's some more he's said:

"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there." --Pat Robertson, after the city of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board, which instituted an intelligent design policy that led to a federal trial

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:28 pm
by Voyager
Pat Robertson wrote:"But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."


I'm picturing an angry and raging god hurling a meteor at the earth and yelling, "This will teach you, you sinner sons-a-bitches!"

:roll:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:40 pm
by JasonD
Dear Pat:

I'm sorry I caused all the recent destruction in Haiti. I know I should have learned my lesson back in 2005 when I was near Louisiana & I caused all that damage with Katrina. I would also like to take this time to apologize for all the damage I did in Orlando a couple of weeks ago. I was practicing my witchcraft & things got out of hand. If you give me another chance, I promise to do better in the future.


Love,
Jason

Ps. I wasn't anywhere near California last week. I think Lambert had something to do with that.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:02 pm
by Voyager
*NEWS UPDATE*

After catching flack over his recent comments, Pat Robertson prayed for the people of Haiti late Wednesday night and asked Jesus to forgive them of their sins. God swiftly answered Pat's prayer and reportedly forgave the people of Haiti. Jesus then used His miraculous power to reverse the damage done by the earthquake, quoting the Bible verse 1 John 2:2, "I am the atoning sacrifice for your sins, and not only for yours but also for the sins of the whole world." All rescue efforts have now been called off, and the Red Cross has discontinued operations in the areas formerly devastated by the quake. The tens of thousands of Haitians who were resurrected from the dead were reported to be dancing in the streets.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:59 pm
by conversationpc
Pat Robertson...Yet another reason why some people should've been born without a mouth.

http://davekellogg.wordpress.com/2010/0 ... on-giving/

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:26 am
by Babyblue
stevew2 wrote:
squirt1 wrote:Pat is a very special kind of idiot ! Give him credit. He has made a VERY good living spewing his kind of religious intolerance. He may be SOMEONE in the south but he is soooo far right few Repubs give him a glance. Keep sending this clown money and at least he hasn't died his hair pink YET!
I used to watch and joined the 700 club till he started being retarded.God doesnt cause natrual disastares ,but helps people through them.They have helped many people through there 'operation blessing" program, but he fucks it up when he talks stupid shit like he does.he need to go in a nursing home


I knew you was a good guy. :wink: That he has made a great living off the people. :twisted: :evil:

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:55 am
by Sarah
stevew2 wrote:God doesnt cause natrual disastares ,but helps people through them.

Then what was the Biblical flood?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:57 am
by S2M
Sarah wrote:
stevew2 wrote:God doesnt cause natrual disastares ,but helps people through them.

Then what was the Biblical flood?



Don't question StevieW on the great flood.....there were TWO of every animal on that ark. And that includes small farm animals.... :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:13 am
by stevew2
JasonD wrote:Dear Pat:

I'm sorry I caused all the recent destruction in Haiti. I know I should have learned my lesson back in 2005 when I was near Louisiana & I caused all that damage with Katrina. I would also like to take this time to apologize for all the damage I did in Orlando a couple of weeks ago. I was practicing my witchcraft & things got out of hand. If you give me another chance, I promise to do better in the future.


Love,
Jason

Ps. I wasn't anywhere near California last week. I think Lambert had something to do with that.
you problobly cursed detroit with all your gay pride flags and shit

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:16 am
by bluejeangirl76
F'K PAT ROBERTSON! :evil: Can we please find a way to shut him up permanently. Fk'ing asshat.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:05 am
by Behshad
bluejeangirl76 wrote:F'K PAT ROBERTSON! :evil: Can we please find a way to shut him up permanently. Fk'ing asshat.


How about this

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:18 pm
by 7 Wishes
He ia an awful human being.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:50 pm
by nolippin
Pat Robertson IS the devil.