MR

Fact Finder wrote:I went to buy a toaster and they offered me a free bank.

Fact Finder wrote:I went to buy a toaster and they offered me a free bank.

Fact Finder wrote:Two blonde girls were working for the
city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would
follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street,
then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all
day without rest, one girl digging a
hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard
work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing. So he asked the hole
digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you
two are putting in to your work, but I
don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind
and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and
sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a
three-person team. But today the girl
who plants the trees called in sick.'

Fact Finder wrote:RVR, proudly not reading the thread before posting since 2003!

Fact Finder wrote:

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

Jana wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

Jana wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

Behshad wrote:

Jana wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

It is her father !

StevePerryHair wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Jana wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:

An older man approaches a younger woman while shopping.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.'

That photo gives me the creeps. He looks like her father.

It is her father !

Yeah, dad's always put their hands on their daughters asses.... right?

Michigan Girl wrote:I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

Michigan Girl wrote:I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

StevePerryHair wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

Bet his "cutieness" has nothing to do with it...more likely how cute his wallet looks filled with some cash :wink:

Michigan Girl wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:I think he's a cutie~very handsome!!

Bet his "cutieness" has nothing to do with it...more likely how cute his wallet looks filled with some cash :wink:

I think he uses her chest for storage purposes!!!

mikemarrs wrote:man i can't wait until i get old

StevePerryHair wrote:

mikemarrs wrote:man i can't wait until i get old

The trick is being old and RICH though...

Behshad wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:

mikemarrs wrote:man i can't wait until i get old

The trick is being old and RICH though...

I think its easier to set a goal to get old than to get rich.

StevePerryHair wrote:

mikemarrs wrote:man i can't wait until i get old

The trick is being old and RICH though...

Fact Finder wrote:You know the economy is bad when people stand in line behind George Bush to get free shoes.

Fact Finder wrote:With any aged girl a man will almost always end up old and broke.

But, he'll have really nice carpets and Pampered Chef stuff.