MR

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:52 pm**

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

:lol:

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:54 pm**

Voyager wrote:'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Haha....you better believe it!!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:55 pm**

Reminds me of the old joke ... what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing ... you already told her twice. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:02 pm**

Saint John wrote:Reminds me of the old joke ... what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing ... you already told her twice.

lolz, just as funny as when I first heard it in 4th grade

Posted: **Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:13 pm**

Q. What's the difference between a wife and a terrorist?

A. You can negotiate with a terrorist :lol:

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:00 am**

LOVE this song...no problems when it's playing!!! :wink:

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:29 am**

A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

:wink:

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:43 am**

Voyager wrote:'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Hugs VGER...............We can be sweeties...........so keep the crap. My baby doesn't give me any crap...............so I give him nothing but love!

I save all my crap for you! Hugs buddy! :wink:

Posted: **Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:57 am**

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

MR

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