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Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Just don't get any Old Milwaukee!

G.I.Jim wrote:Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Vodka Martini, Double and Dirty!!! (SKYY w/two olives...they can keep the pimento part) THANKS!!

steveo777 wrote:Just don't get any Old Milwaukee!

10-4! I'm with you on that one. That one's already on the "never buy that shit" list!

Michigan Girl wrote:

G.I.Jim wrote:Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Vodka Martini, Double and Dirty!!! (SKYY w/two olives...they can keep the pimento part) THANKS!!

Okay, I'll make it EXTRA dirty!

Carry on... I'll be back in a while! I guess everyone will just have to deal with whatever I get! (literally! )

Geez, the call was only out for 4 minutes and you left - I didn't even get my order in...........guess I'm not that picky as long as it's cold.

Get me a fridge pack of Carling please Jim. Put it on ice cos one of these days i'm going to knock on your door and I won't want any of your shit American beer.

Duncan wrote:Get me a fridge pack of Carling please Jim. Put it on ice cos one of these days i'm going to knock on your door and I won't want any of your shit American beer.

What the hell is that? Oh yeah... I'm back by the way, but all I bought was some wine. Sorry (in my ruddest Simon voice)!

White Russian pretty please?

Miller High Life. Period.

Tanqueray and Tonic...and pick up a couple of limes, wouldja please. I like extra lime in my Gin & Tonic.


EDIT: Oh, I see you're back already. Hmm...well, you wouldn't mind making another trip, woudja, dear?

oh, grab me a couple of big fatass cigars too.

perryswoman wrote:White Russian pretty please?

Sounds good to me too.Jim you still taking orders here hon????????????????

Babyblue wrote:

perryswoman wrote:White Russian pretty please?

Sounds good to me too.Jim you still taking orders here hon????????????????

FUCK NO... The stores closed! I'm just brown-bagging it with some wine!!!

Doesn't matter...I'm getting drunk tonight no matter what...

18 pack of Bud Light or Coors Light. Thanks.

G.I.Jim wrote:

Babyblue wrote:

perryswoman wrote:White Russian pretty please?

Sounds good to me too.Jim you still taking orders here hon????????????????

FUCK NO... The stores closed! I'm just brown-bagging it with some wine!!!

Ya know, Jim, now you're just being selfish. Did you buy enough wine for all of us? You know how SW2 feels about wine...it's not in a box by any chance, is it??

again Jim, Miller HIgh Life....nothing more, nothing less.

Jubilee wrote:

G.I.Jim wrote:

Babyblue wrote:

perryswoman wrote:White Russian pretty please?

Sounds good to me too.Jim you still taking orders here hon????????????????

FUCK NO... The stores closed! I'm just brown-bagging it with some wine!!!

Ya know, Jim, now you're just being selfish. Did you buy enough wine for all of us? You know how SW2 feels about wine...it's not in a box by any chance, is it??

Nope... no box! I used to drink that, but have since changed my ways. I really enjoy wine. For Christmas, my wife's boss gave her a bottle of wine that someone else had given him. He doesn't drink wine, so he had NO idea what he had given us.... it was a $200 bottle of wine!!! DAMN that thing was good.

G.I.Jim wrote: Nope... no box! I used to drink that, but have since changed my ways. I really enjoy wine. For Christmas, my wife's boss gave her a bottle of wine that someone else had given him. He doesn't drink wine, so he had NO idea what he had given us.... it was a $200 bottle of wine!!! DAMN that thing was good.

...and I'm happy for ya, Jim, but what about the rest of us?!?! You promised us a beer run...

Jim, I need you to go to Nordstrom’s & take back this pair of jeans I bought there the other day. Also, stop off at the post office & pick me up a book of stamps. After that, you’re gonna hafta go to one of those 24-hour places & get me a couple of those jumbo size Kit Kat bars. They’re on sale this week for a dollar fifty-nine & I can’t remember which store is having the sale & so you’re gonna hafta drive around a while. When you’re finished there, I need you to swing by Blockbuster & rent that movie with that one actress in it that I like. I don’t know the name of the movie, but just ask the guy who works there & he can help you. On the way back, pick me up some Michelob Ultra. A guy’s gotta drink, ya know.

Thanks, Jim. You’re a pal.

JasonD wrote:Jim, I need you to go to Nordstrom’s & take back this pair of jeans I bought there the other day. Also, stop off at the post office & pick me up a book of stamps. After that, you’re gonna hafta go to one of those 24-hour places & get me a couple of those jumbo size Kit Kat bars. They’re on sale this week for a dollar fifty-nine & I can’t remember which store is having the sale & so you’re gonna hafta drive around a while. When you’re finished there, I need you to swing by Blockbuster & rent that movie with that one actress in it that I like. I don’t know the name of the movie, but just ask the guy who works there & he can help you. On the way back, pick me up some Michelob Ultra. A guy’s gotta drink, ya know.

Thanks, Jim. You’re a pal.

As long as you don't ask me to hold something till the swelling goes down... we're cool! I can run some errands.

G.I.Jim wrote:

JasonD wrote:Jim, I need you to go to Nordstrom’s & take back this pair of jeans I bought there the other day. Also, stop off at the post office & pick me up a book of stamps. After that, you’re gonna hafta go to one of those 24-hour places & get me a couple of those jumbo size Kit Kat bars. They’re on sale this week for a dollar fifty-nine & I can’t remember which store is having the sale & so you’re gonna hafta drive around a while. When you’re finished there, I need you to swing by Blockbuster & rent that movie with that one actress in it that I like. I don’t know the name of the movie, but just ask the guy who works there & he can help you. On the way back, pick me up some Michelob Ultra. A guy’s gotta drink, ya know.

Thanks, Jim. You’re a pal.

As long as you don't ask me to hold something till the swelling goes down... we're cool! I can run some errands.

And make sure he doesn't use the "If you touch it it gets bigger" trick, either. I know it works with girls.

Jimbo....hurry back, I need a foot massage...oh, pick up some peppermint lotion while you're out.

JasonD wrote:Jim, I need you to go to Nordstrom’s & take back this pair of jeans I bought there the other day. Also, stop off at the post office & pick me up a book of stamps. After that, you’re gonna hafta go to one of those 24-hour places & get me a couple of those jumbo size Kit Kat bars. They’re on sale this week for a dollar fifty-nine & I can’t remember which store is having the sale & so you’re gonna hafta drive around a while. When you’re finished there, I need you to swing by Blockbuster & rent that movie with that one actress in it that I like. I don’t know the name of the movie, but just ask the guy who works there & he can help you. On the way back, pick me up some Michelob Ultra. A guy’s gotta drink, ya know.

Thanks, Jim. You’re a pal.

Angel wrote:Jimbo....hurry back, I need a foot massage...oh, pick up some peppermint lotion while you're out.

I think I've got some lotion around here somewhere!

G.I.Jim wrote:

Angel wrote:Jimbo....hurry back, I need a foot massage...oh, pick up some peppermint lotion while you're out.

I think I've got some lotion around here somewhere!

Jimmy, that's NOT lotion....quit trying to convince me that it is...I know better.....it's sticky.

G.I.Jim wrote:Anyone need anything? Whatever you want... just let me know.

Pepsi, Tampons, Kotex, Midol, and a gun.

Angel wrote:

G.I.Jim wrote:

Angel wrote:Jimbo....hurry back, I need a foot massage...oh, pick up some peppermint lotion while you're out.

I think I've got some lotion around here somewhere!

Jimmy, that's NOT lotion....quit trying to convince me that it is...I know better.....it's sticky.

Just be quite an lay still... it'll have your skin smooth in NO time! I just had a sick movie flashback... "It puts the lotion on it's skin!!!"