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OK, here's the newest thing goin' around the Facebook statuses....
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste the FIRST entry for your name

let's do it here, I'll go first...

Natalie-A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie

Holy hell!!! I have been called a dick before... and now I know why!

Jim A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man's erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he's standing at attention - you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.
Jimbo, my brother, I tried to save you! ...When you left that room, you had the most obvious Jim I've ever seen. You almost smacked poor Kate in the face with it!



I'm going to take a shower now... I feel dirty!

Edit... I believe I'll go by my birth name of James from here on out!

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don't pull a sean, just be nice.

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

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StocktontoMalone wrote:used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean.
Don't pull a sean, just be nice.

Well they had the first half nailed!

A word used to describe a beautiful and bright being.
usually linked to a girl of average height with blonde hair and brown eyes.

Symptoms of being a Holly:

- Tendency to dress in alot of pastel coloured pink
- likes to be liked & loves the people closest to her dearly

Other attributes of holly's:
- Hardworking, motivated and ambitious
- Creative, artistic and emotive
- romantic, confident and passionate

LMAO......LMAO.....LMAO....

KIM:

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner

That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!

Jeremey wrote:A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

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WRONG!!!

Here's what it really says:

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).
I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful

[b]and he has a small penis.[/b]

StocktontoMalone wrote:LMAO......LMAO.....LMAO....

KIM:

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner

That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!

You fucking liar!


The first definition was :


adorable

kim is adorable

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:LMAO......LMAO.....LMAO....

KIM:

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner

That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!

You fucking liar!


The first definition was :


adorable

kim is adorable

3rd one was waaaaaayyyyy better, tho'....

Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
Melissa is a princess name.

(awe, I'm a princess )

Angela -

Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet. You can trust an Angela. Often, Angelas need a hug. Give your Angela a hug today.

LOL! I'm far from short..

StocktontoMalone wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:LMAO......LMAO.....LMAO....

KIM:

to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner

That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!

You fucking liar!


The first definition was :


adorable

kim is adorable

3rd one was waaaaaayyyyy better, tho'....

They missed a couple of words...

Ratgirl wrote:Angela -

Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet. You can trust an Angela. Often, Angelas need a hug. Give your Angela a hug today.

LOL! I'm far from short..

That's OK...I am brunette and don't really love to wear pastel pink!

Ratgirl wrote:Angela -

Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet. You can trust an Angela. Often, Angelas need a hug. Give your Angela a hug today.

LOL! I'm far from short..

You better be ready to block if you ever get around Perry girl!

2 more band names: Paralyzed Urine and Naked Hemorrhaging

G.I.Jim wrote:

Jeremey wrote:A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

(Spelling doesn't count)

WRONG!!!

Here's what it really says:

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).
I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful

[b]and he has a small penis.[/b]

No, that's the definition of "Beadle." Look again. There is no definition for my spelling, so I had to go phonetically. Last names don't count....Otherwise I'd look up "Hunsicker."

Nice try, Erection!

Jeremey wrote:

G.I.Jim wrote:

Jeremey wrote:A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

(Spelling doesn't count)

WRONG!!!

Here's what it really says:

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).
I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful

[b]and he has a small penis.[/b]

No, that's the definition of "Beadle." Look again. There is no definition for my spelling, so I had to go phonetically. Last names don't count....Otherwise I'd look up "Hunsicker."

Nice try, Erection!

Look up "Bunsticker"... Jeremey Bunsticker!

Deborah

Hebrew spelling. Also means The Bee and to speak eloquently Deborah's are usually sophisticated, witty, intelligent with a great sense of humour. Other women are usually jealous of Deborah's and men want her.

Woah... I met this fantastic woman in this classy art gallery on the weekend her name must be 'Deborah'

G.I.Jim wrote:

Jeremey wrote:

G.I.Jim wrote:

Jeremey wrote:A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

(Spelling doesn't count)

WRONG!!!

Here's what it really says:

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).
I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful

[b]and he has a small penis.[/b]

No, that's the definition of "Beadle." Look again. There is no definition for my spelling, so I had to go phonetically. Last names don't count....Otherwise I'd look up "Hunsicker."

Nice try, Erection!

Look up "Bunsticker"... Jeremey Bunsticker!

Ah yes, that name says it all!

No one better say a word here:


Lynn
One being with complete and utter intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth!
A beautiful woman Lynn walks into the room.

StevePerryHair wrote:No one better say a word here:


Lynn
One being with complete and utter intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth!
A beautiful woman Lynn walks into the room.

a ruthless town...stay off of boston street:-D
"lynn lynn the city of sin"

StevePerryHair wrote:No one better say a word here:


Lynn
One being with complete and utter intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth!
A beautiful woman Lynn walks into the room.

Indeed!

A quick and discrete method of informing someone who is about to answer the phone that you're "not here." Traditionally, once you've declared your 78 status (simply by saying the number when the phone rings), the person answering is required to inform anyone asking for you that they've not seen you since 1978. In some cases there is leeway for alternative responses (as when the person on the other end may be familiar with 78) as long as you are protected from having to take the phone. If everyone in a room calls 78, the last person to call it must answer the phone.

An override code is also sometimes used. This is a predetermined year (post-78) that friends can use to override 78 and reach you in an emergency. The correct usage of the override is to tell the person who is answering "You're no help then; I was talkin to him in 83 (or 84, or whatever you've picked)"

*ringing phone*

Gringa: 78!
Greggo: 78!
Jeremy (being the only one left, answers the phone): Hello? Greggo? I ain't seen Greggo since '78. Sorry.

I hope I did it right

Everett- another word for big penis or dick. whichever one you prefer.
geez did you see that guys everett? its huge

StocktontoMalone wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:No one better say a word here:


Lynn
One being with complete and utter intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth!
A beautiful woman Lynn walks into the room.

a ruthless town...stay off of boston street:-D
"lynn lynn the city of sin"

hey, 3rd entries don't count!!

DSHinMICH wrote:Deborah

Hebrew spelling. Also means The Bee and to speak eloquently Deborah's are usually sophisticated, witty, intelligent with a great sense of humour. Other women are usually jealous of Deborah's and men want her.

Woah... I met this fantastic woman in this classy art gallery on the weekend her name must be 'Deborah'

Deb... I don't know why, but I thought it would be fun to see how many words I can spell with your name (I AM a little crazy!)

Deborah
1. Bed
2. Bored
3. Boar
4. Bear
5. Robe
6. Head
7. Hear
8. Hare
9. Read
10. Red
11. Dear
12. Bra
13. Bro (okay... abbreviation here!)

That's it... just thought I'd share! I think of some crazy crap sometimes.

StevePerryHair wrote:hey, 3rd entries don't count!!

That's what she said!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:hey, 3rd entries don't count!!

That's what she said!

Entry. Meet tongue.