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I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!




What's even more annoying is that I deleted the post to make this topic, and I still haven't peed! Fuck!

parfait wrote:I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!




What's even more annoying is that I deleted the post to make this topic, and I still haven't peed! Fuck!

This is probably all true and yet you still sit at your computer with the front of your pants soaked like a real retard.

parfait wrote:I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!

Instead of just leaving the browser open, going to pee, coming back and finishing your post?

And you Frenchies call Americans dumb?

Parfait will be that octogenarian who would rather piss his pants than to give up his slot machine!

StocktontoMalone wrote:Parfait will be that octogenarian who would rather loss his pants than to give up his slot machine!

My wife used to work on the slot floor at a casino. This shit really happens.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!

Instead of just leaving the browser open, going to pee, coming back and finishing your post?

And you Frenchies call Americans dumb?

You people can't be serious. Am I the only one with this... Uh... Problem?

Poker rooms are the worst for me. I hate to miss a hand, especially when the bad beat is high. Sit there squirming 'til I can't take it no more and then a sprint to the bathroom all the way there hoping a urinal is available.

Actually, the worst is while driving, after about two 44 oz pops and a bag of sunflower seeds. Man it hits quick. There are not enough exits in Kansas.

Why am I talking about this?

parfait wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!

Instead of just leaving the browser open, going to pee, coming back and finishing your post?

And you Frenchies call Americans dumb?

You people can't be serious. Am I the only one with this... Uh... Problem?

With Steveo ?!? NO!! With the potty problem?!?! YES!! It's not like you're on the phone,
things can wait until you get back ...e.g. most of us are at work aaaand here, it's not hard, ma chère!!

The absolute worst is being at a concert and having to piss - I HATE piss breaks at concerts, especially if it's standing room and it's a very crowded place - even if you're with other people, you might lose your spot.

Driving long trips can be bad too, I always like a drink for the road and I also hate stopping. I also hate when I'm road tripping to see a friend to booze and I'm hydrating up with water to fend off the next day's hangover and I have to piss too.

Never drink cranberry juice for breakfeast before a long road trip. Youll have to pee like a racehourse every 30 minutes. !

parfait wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!

Instead of just leaving the browser open, going to pee, coming back and finishing your post?

And you Frenchies call Americans dumb?

You people can't be serious. Am I the only one with this... Uh... Problem?

Yes. The rest of us just go take care of peeing and return.

I mean, being at work is one thing. I wouldn't leave the browser open walk away...
But if you're at home just watching TV... why do you have to delete the post if you have to stop to pee?
Just go tinkle and come back and finish typing.... It's not a difficult thing to figure out.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!

Instead of just leaving the browser open, going to pee, coming back and finishing your post?

And you Frenchies call Americans dumb?

You people can't be serious. Am I the only one with this... Uh... Problem?

Yes. The rest of us just go take care of peeing and return.

I mean, being at work is one thing. I wouldn't leave the browser open walk away...
But if you're at home just watching TV... why do you have to delete the post if you have to stop to pee?
Just go tinkle and come back and finish typing.... It's not a difficult thing to figure out.

Well it seems someone is having a hard time with this concept

What i hate is the economy being in the shit hole and not being able to find a REAL full time job which has you work more than 2-3 days out of the week, oh my bad is this the right thread for this?

Thenightbull wrote:What i hate is the economy being in the shit hole and not being able to find a REAL full time job which has you work more than 2-3 days out of the week, oh my bad is this the right thread for this?

Yes, it is!!!

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:I HATE it when you're just chilling by the computer or watching TV and you suddenly got to pee real bad; and you just hold it in so long that you almost performs a personal golden shower. Example:

I was about to rip Steveo a new one (and no, I don't need a reason), but I had to pee so bad that I had to delete the post!

Instead of just leaving the browser open, going to pee, coming back and finishing your post?

And you Frenchies call Americans dumb?

You people can't be serious. Am I the only one with this... Uh... Problem?

Yes. The rest of us just go take care of peeing and return.

I mean, being at work is one thing. I wouldn't leave the browser open walk away...
But if you're at home just watching TV... why do you have to delete the post if you have to stop to pee?
Just go tinkle and come back and finish typing.... It's not a difficult thing to figure out.

I admire you for your efforts trying to help these lost souls,,,
Between the French guy that cant finish his sentence cause he loses his train of thoughts when he pees and an American who has a big belly, small dick and fucks cherios, You have enough in your resume now that you could become a full time shrink

try a catheter....plus its fun to install.

ScarabGator wrote:try a catheter....plus its fun to install.

I had to use one last year i didn't install it myself but it hurt like hell when they took it out. (Please don't make me go into details on why i had to use it YOU really don't wanna know)

it just takes such a long time to get one in me........

ScarabGator wrote:it just takes such a long time to get one in me........

That's what she said.....

Thenightbull wrote:

ScarabGator wrote:it just takes such a long time to get one in me........

That's what she said.....

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

IS A FULL MOON coming.??? it just gets weirder and weirder...

ScarabGator wrote:try a catheter....plus its fun to install.

Been there done that....and it must be more fun for you as it's not my favortie part of my job!

portland wrote:

ScarabGator wrote:try a catheter....plus its fun to install.

it must be more fun for you as it's not my favortie part of my job!

and that is literally what she said !

LOL..........must be dull on the site for this post...................but then again.............I looked.

Leave the computer on..........go potty............come back ...........finish typing................not so hard. I know I know...........that's what she said..........

"It's on the internet, so it must be true"

I have no idea why I'm posting this, but here goes:

Last summer I was out on a yacht with loads of people. A girl and I went into one of the cabins and started to, you know, do the deed. I had to pee real bad earlier, but I kinda forgot about it. Anyways, she was busy having a mouth party with my dick, but then suddenly that pee feeling came back... And I figured;" fuck it, maybe she likes that kind of thing" so I let everything go and you know... pissed on her


I thought it was funny as hell cause I was laughing my ass off, but her; not so much. She cried without stop for 2-3 hours afterwards.



My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.

parfait wrote:I have no idea why I'm posting this, but here goes:

Last summer I was out on a yacht with loads of people. A girl and I went into one of the cabins and started to, you know, do the deed. I had to pee real bad earlier, but I kinda forgot about it. Anyways, she was busy having a mouth party with my dick, but then suddenly that pee feeling came back... And I figured;" fuck it, maybe she likes that kind of thing" so I let everything go and you know... pissed on her


I thought it was funny as hell cause I was laughing my ass off, but her; not so much. She cried without stop for 2-3 hours afterwards.



My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.

So..........is this some kind of weird french thing? Maybe she should have returned the favor and peed in your face. I say what is fair, is fair.

parfait wrote:I have no idea why I'm posting this, but here goes:

Last summer I was out on a yacht with loads of people. A girl and I went into one of the cabins and started to, you know, do the deed. I had to pee real bad earlier, but I kinda forgot about it. Anyways, she was busy having a mouth party with my dick, but then suddenly that pee feeling came back... And I figured;" fuck it, maybe she likes that kind of thing" so I let everything go and you know... pissed on her


I thought it was funny as hell cause I was laughing my ass off, but her; not so much. She cried without stop for 2-3 hours afterwards.



My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.

You are one very weird SICK dude. I am not even trying to be funny. That is messed up.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

parfait wrote:I have no idea why I'm posting this, but here goes:

Last summer I was out on a yacht with loads of people. A girl and I went into one of the cabins and started to, you know, do the deed. I had to pee real bad earlier, but I kinda forgot about it. Anyways, she was busy having a mouth party with my dick, but then suddenly that pee feeling came back... And I figured;" fuck it, maybe she likes that kind of thing" so I let everything go and you know... pissed on her


I thought it was funny as hell cause I was laughing my ass off, but her; not so much. She cried without stop for 2-3 hours afterwards.



My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.

You are one very weird SICK dude. I am not even trying to be funny. That is messed up.

I am truely curious as to what Parfait thinks is funny about peeing in someones mouth ......especially when they did nothing to you but aparently try to pleasure you.............. How about she takes a crap and rubs it in your face? I bet she would laugh and laugh years later................ Because you see, releiving yourself on some poor unsuspecting person is funny..............