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Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:42 am**

Douglas McGregor, Nurse at Old Folks' Home, Claims Alleged Rape of Alzheimer's Patient an Accident

A fender-bender is an accident. Exposing yourself to an old lady is not.
Lots of things can be categorized as accidents. But rape doesn't seem like one of them.

Last week, an employee at Weatherly Inn, an assisted living facility for Alzheimer's patients in Kent, heard a patient crying. When the employee went into the room, they found 35-year-old Douglas McGregor, a nurse at Weatherley, standing over the 71-year-old woman with his genitals exposed.

When police questioned him, McGregor told them it was all a big misunderstanding; the woman had accidentally popped off the top button of his pants, thereby unwittingly exposing him. Left unsaid is why a woman with Alzheimer's had her hand near the nurse's crotch.

Weatherly responded quickly. Calling 911 and alerting their residents' families to the alleged incident.

McGregor, who has no prior criminal history, has been charged with second-degree rape. He's currently being held on $250,000 bond.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:47 am**

Voyager wrote:
Douglas McGregor, Nurse at Old Folks' Home, Claims Alleged Rape of Alzheimer's Patient an Accident

A fender-bender is an accident. Exposing yourself to an old lady is not.
Lots of things can be categorized as accidents. But rape doesn't seem like one of them.

Last week, an employee at Weatherly Inn, an assisted living facility for Alzheimer's patients in Kent, heard a patient crying. When the employee went into the room, they found 35-year-old Douglas McGregor, a nurse at Weatherley, standing over the 71-year-old woman with his genitals exposed.

When police questioned him, McGregor told them it was all a big misunderstanding; the woman had accidentally popped off the top button of his pants, thereby unwittingly exposing him. Left unsaid is why a woman with Alzheimer's had her hand near the nurse's crotch.

Weatherly responded quickly. Calling 911 and alerting their residents' families to the alleged incident.

McGregor, who has no prior criminal history, has been charged with second-degree rape. He's currently being held on $250,000 bond.

Just the top button of his pants? And shwing, all his junk falls out? Wow, must be some pretty heavy junk? :lol:

Ya right.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:53 am**

Hey, maybe it went similar to this line from The Last Boy Scout:

"Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife." :lol:

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:54 am**

Deb wrote:
Voyager wrote:
Douglas McGregor, Nurse at Old Folks' Home, Claims Alleged Rape of Alzheimer's Patient an Accident

A fender-bender is an accident. Exposing yourself to an old lady is not.
Lots of things can be categorized as accidents. But rape doesn't seem like one of them.

Last week, an employee at Weatherly Inn, an assisted living facility for Alzheimer's patients in Kent, heard a patient crying. When the employee went into the room, they found 35-year-old Douglas McGregor, a nurse at Weatherley, standing over the 71-year-old woman with his genitals exposed.

When police questioned him, McGregor told them it was all a big misunderstanding; the woman had accidentally popped off the top button of his pants, thereby unwittingly exposing him. Left unsaid is why a woman with Alzheimer's had her hand near the nurse's crotch.

Weatherly responded quickly. Calling 911 and alerting their residents' families to the alleged incident.

McGregor, who has no prior criminal history, has been charged with second-degree rape. He's currently being held on $250,000 bond.

Just the top button of his pants? And shwing, all his junk falls out? Wow, must be some pretty heavy junk?

Ya right.

That happens to Jason all the time

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:57 am**

Male nurse... :roll:

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:57 am**

steveo777 wrote:Hey, maybe it went similar to this line from The Last Boy Scout:

"Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife."

love that line :lol:

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:01 am**

Ehwmatt wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Hey, maybe it went similar to this line from The Last Boy Scout:

"Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife."

love that line

Ditto

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:03 am**

parfait wrote:Male nurse...

Beneath you?!?!

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:03 am**

I can hear him telling the judge, "I swear your honor, I was just minding my own business drinking a glass of cold Dickens Cider, and the next thing I knew this old lady took my dick inside her."

:lol:

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:04 am**

This reminds me of a story a few years back where the Vicar was hanging curtains in the nude and fell on a potato which became lodged so deep in his ass, he had to go to the emergency room to have it removed.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:27 am**

Voyager wrote:I can hear him telling the judge, "I swear your honor, I was just minding my own business drinking a glass of cold Dickens Cider, and the next thing I knew this old lady took my dick inside her."

lol

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:42 am**

When police questioned him, McGregor told them it was all a big misunderstanding; the woman had accidentally popped off the top button of his pants, thereby unwittingly exposing him.

This has to be the absolute STUPIDEST a-hole on the planet.
Not only is he a SICK fuck, he's a SICK and REALLY STUPID fuck.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:55 am**

parfait wrote:Male nurse...

Care to elaborate on the eye roll? What induces eye rolls about male nurses? I'm curious.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:00 am**

ProgRocker53 wrote:
parfait wrote:Male nurse...

Care to elaborate on the eye roll? What induces eye rolls about male nurses? I'm curious.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:05 am**

Behshad wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:
parfait wrote:Male nurse...

Care to elaborate on the eye roll? What induces eye rolls about male nurses? I'm curious.

Other than the social stigma, nursing is a great career at this point in the States for men. Honestly, assuming I didn't want to be a surgeon or specialist, between given the choices of going into general practice (less and less appealing every day here for financial and other reasons for prospective doctors) or getting a BSN in half the time, I'd do the BSN every time. Guaranteed work anywhere, great shifts/no on call nonsense, insurance isn't nearly as oppressive, and much less time/debt invested into schooling/residency. Oh, plus easy access to mostly female co-workers :lol:

I mean really, when you can have an MBA and law degree and aren't even guaranteed a job where you can at least pay your loans, why not consider the alternative if you're medically inclined?

With all that said, I would still make fun of any of my friends relentlessly if they chose to do this :lol:

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:10 am**

of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:13 am**

Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:17 am**

Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:21 am**

Behshad wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Such a classic flick.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:24 am**

Behshad wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:38 am**

Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Such a classic flick.

What movie is that?

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:39 am**

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:47 am**

parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Such a classic flick.

What movie is that?

Happy Gilmore

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:54 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
When police questioned him, McGregor told them it was all a big misunderstanding; the woman had accidentally popped off the top button of his pants, thereby unwittingly exposing him.

This has to be the absolute STUPIDEST a-hole on the planet.
Not only is he a SICK fuck, he's a SICK and REALLY STUPID fuck.

This happens more often then it should and they usually get caught in the act. The Nurses are horny as hell :lol:

,i don't know why these guys go after pts.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:54 am**

Ehwmatt wrote:
parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Such a classic flick.

What movie is that?

Happy Gilmore

Gotta check it out. When we're talking movies man, check out: El laberinto del fauno, Martyrs and À l'intérieur (inside). You can get all the movies on piratebay. Awesome movies.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:02 am**

parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Such a classic flick.

What movie is that?

Happy Gilmore

Gotta check it out. When we're talking movies man, check out: El laberinto del fauno, Martyrs and À l'intérieur (inside). You can get all the movies on piratebay. Awesome movies.

Have you ever paid for anything besides pussy?

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:06 am**

parfait wrote:When we're talking movies man, check out: El laberinto del fauno, Martyrs and À l'intérieur (inside). You can get all the movies on piratebay. Awesome movies.

Oh hell yeah, I love those movies. Here's a great one too: 關閉了他媽的成立

:lol:

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:08 am**

Voyager wrote:
parfait wrote:When we're talking movies man, check out: El laberinto del fauno, Martyrs and À l'intérieur (inside). You can get all the movies on piratebay. Awesome movies.

Oh hell yeah, I love those movies. Here's a great one too: 關閉了他媽的成立

Great one indeed!

If you like 關閉了他媽的成立, Im sure you will LOVE 华语／了他媽華語 !!

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:08 am**

Voyager wrote:
parfait wrote:When we're talking movies man, check out: El laberinto del fauno, Martyrs and À l'intérieur (inside). You can get all the movies on piratebay. Awesome movies.

Oh hell yeah, I love those movies. Here's a great one too: 關閉了他媽的成立

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:10 am**

steveo777 wrote:
parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
parfait wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Behshad wrote:of course its different when he's a male bad ass nurse :

Oh yeah?!? Well now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty!

"Sir, Could you get me a warm glass of milk,,makes me sleep better"

"No, but I can get you one warm glass of shut-the-hell-up...read the name tag! youre in my world now, grandma"

Such a classic flick.

What movie is that?

Happy Gilmore

Gotta check it out. When we're talking movies man, check out: El laberinto del fauno, Martyrs and À l'intérieur (inside). You can get all the movies on piratebay. Awesome movies.

Have you ever paid for anything besides pussy?

yes , he also paid for a blowjob from a tranny who's mouth he pissed in :shock:

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