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Hasslehoff - DSB

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:04 pm
by Behshad
Performed by "TV Land Glee" ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOS_KSn3_xU

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:07 pm
by Michigan Girl
Not Bad!!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:13 pm
by bluejeangirl76
Ohhhhh no no no no no no no no no noooooooooo. No.

Make that go away!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:44 pm
by StevePerryHair
I really don't think I even want to open this :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:51 pm
by The Sushi Hunter
StevePerryHair wrote:I really don't think I even want to open this :lol:


I won't open it either. Are we talking that 80's tv show Night Rider Hasslehoff? If so....Hasslehoff's a dope!

Yikes! They should rename this one the "birth control song" because no one's going to be getting in the mood to lay pipe listening to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR4HAqj32mM

I had absolutely no idea this guy ever was trying a singing career. Another piece of information extracted from this wonderful forum.

Watching this video confirms one thing, you got money you can just about do anything. Actually this is almost worse than watching a Rick Rolled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a3_FNTyz8M

The "Winning The Lottery" video. This one's really cool, he even did some filming in Haiti on this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOofy2cL9VM

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:35 pm
by Frontiers65
My god that was horrible! That was like a nightmare.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:21 am
by lights1961
StevePerryHair wrote:I really don't think I even want to open this :lol:


SENIOR GLEE!! :-) I saw clips on ET over the weekend... and went NOOOOOOOOOO
Please make DSB go away forever!!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:22 am
by bluejeangirl76
lights1961 wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I really don't think I even want to open this :lol:


SENIOR GLEE!! :-) I saw clips on ET over the weekend... and went NOOOOOOOOOO
Please make DSB go away forever!!


No... just make David Hasselhoff go away forever. :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:35 am
by Michigan Girl
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
lights1961 wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:I really don't think I even want to open this :lol:


SENIOR GLEE!! :-) I saw clips on ET over the weekend... and went NOOOOOOOOOO
Please make DSB go away forever!!


No... just make David Hasselhoff go away forever. :lol:

So you agree that the America's Got Talent judge ... don't got no talent!?! :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:39 am
by LtVanish
StevePerryHair wrote:I really don't think I even want to open this :lol:


I decided to and now my day is ruined. :x

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:19 am
by rockinfayrose
I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing :oops: It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:57 am
by Jana
rockinfayrose wrote:I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing :oops: It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again :lol:


back in the day he was a big musical act in Europe. They loved him.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:09 am
by rockinfayrose
Jana wrote:
rockinfayrose wrote:I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing :oops: It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again :lol:


back in the day he was a big musical act in Europe. They loved him.


I know but...David is a nice guy and all, there's just something that looks so corny about seeing him sing . A lot of questionable things are exceptable in Europe anyway :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:38 pm
by The Sushi Hunter
rockinfayrose wrote:I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing :oops: It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again :lol:


I heard this guy sing for the very first time less then 24 hours ago. Listening to him sing and watching his performance reminds me alot about that movie back in the early 90's called "The Advantures of Ford Fairlane" with Andrew Dice Clay. The kid who's singing and overhears Wayne Newton talk about how bad he sucks. I think this part of the movie was based on David Hasselhoff's actual singing career.

I've seen a few actors throughout my life who tried to do a singing career after being on tv. Most of them were really not that great. But this guy takes the cake, his singing ability and stage performance is on the same lines as a great big hot juicy shit sandwich.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:48 pm
by Everett
You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:49 pm
by rockinfayrose
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
rockinfayrose wrote:I'm actually embarrassed for David Hasselhoff everytime I hear him sing :oops: It reminds me of the American Idol auditions where the family of the wannabe superstars are feeding into their belief that they can actually sing instead of telling it straight, "YOU SUCK!" Now David, go have a drink and console yourself to the fact that you should never sing again :lol:


I heard this guy sing for the very first time less then 24 hours ago. Listening to him sing and watching his performance reminds me alot about that movie back in the early 90's called "The Advantures of Ford Fairlane" with Andrew Dice Clay. The kid who's singing and overhears Wayne Newton talk about how bad he sucks. I think this part of the movie was based on David Hasselhoff's actual singing career.

I've seen a few actors throughout my life who tried to do a singing career after being on tv. Most of them were really not that great. But this guy takes the cake, his singing ability and stage performance is on the same lines as a great big hot juicy shit sandwich.


:lol: Good Analogy

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:57 pm
by The Sushi Hunter
Thenightbull wrote:You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful


About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:58 pm
by Everett
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful


About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA


No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old??? :?: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:06 pm
by The Sushi Hunter
Thenightbull wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful


About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA


No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old??? :?: :lol:


Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:07 pm
by Everett
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful


About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA


No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old??? :?: :lol:


Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.


lol i hope he was sober when he was driving

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:10 pm
by stevew2
Id like to bang his daughter

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:13 pm
by Everett
stevew2 wrote:Id like to bang his daughter


You're making jasond jealous :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:15 pm
by The Sushi Hunter
Thenightbull wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful


About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA


No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old??? :?: :lol:


Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.


lol i hope he was sober when he was driving


Too bad Eve torres didn't kick him square in the nut sack when she came up on the stage to meet him. That would have been more funnier then watching Danny Bonaduce knock out Johnny Jonny FairPlay's teeth by throwing him over his head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9wK2hFmxT4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PdjvYUzpns&NR=1

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:17 pm
by Everett
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Thenightbull wrote:You guys should've saw him as the guest host of monday night raw a couple weeks ago one word: awful


About a minute into this, you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4UupEM5kZA


No thank you watching it once was bad enough lol I still wonder how they were able to get the KITT car isn't that thing almost 30 years old??? :?: :lol:


Yeah, actually it's a miracle he didn't run over a bunch of people on his drive into the arena....his problems with alcohol and all.


lol i hope he was sober when he was driving


Too bad Eve torres didn't kick him square in the nut sack when she came up on the stage to meet him. That would have been more funnier then watching Danny Bonaduce knock out Johnny Jonny FairPlay's teeth by throwing him over his head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_VjxFTUmM


:lol: I don't know why they gave her the belt i love maryse :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:12 pm
by squirt1
I don't even know what show this was on, but Adam Lambert DID pull off the Perry sound on the AI tour. Some of these people just need to GO AWAY ! Go away David !

Re: Hasslehoff - DSB

PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:23 am
by The Sushi Hunter
Behshad wrote:Performed by "TV Land Glee" ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOS_KSn3_xU


OK, curiosity got me to watch this. I saw what I pretty much expected to see and hear from this clown. This guy is a bottom of the barrel karaoke singer. You know when you go to a karaoke club and there are those types that just can't sing what so ever. I don't mind a bad singer at karaoke because it's just supposed to be fun there and all with everyone singing no matter how good or bad they are. But this guy is unique because for whatever reason he seriously thinks he's the bomb. Has he ever done an interview where he was asked about his singing and performance ability? Has anyone ever really told him during an interview how bad he sings and performs? This guy is in need of a serious reality check, about 20 years over due.

I can honestly say with pride that I've never seen an episode of either Knight Rider or Bay Watch. I've heard of them, I know of their existance and I've seen little clips of them on tv during station breaks. From what I ever saw, the guy was a total hack. Cheesy actor at best. But like I said earlier, just goes to show that people with money can try and do just about anything they want.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:45 am
by The Sushi Hunter
A great idea would be to have famous people go on a show set up like American Idol. It would be like Dancing with the Stars but they would sing instead of dance. Hasseloff would get gonged off the stage within the first 15 seconds, unless the judges wanted to keep the audience in tears laughing at him longer.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:09 pm
by Triple S
The Sushi Hunter wrote:A great idea would be to have famous people go on a show set up like American Idol. It would be like Dancing with the Stars but they would sing instead of dance. Hasseloff would get gonged off the stage within the first 15 seconds, unless the judges wanted to keep the audience in tears laughing at him longer.


It's been done - sort of - Celebrity Duets. Celebrities sang with real singers. Here's one clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLLOFa2h0PA

The funniest part of this show was Little Richard as one of the judges - never understood a word he said :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:01 pm
by The Sushi Hunter
Triple S wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:A great idea would be to have famous people go on a show set up like American Idol. It would be like Dancing with the Stars but they would sing instead of dance. Hasseloff would get gonged off the stage within the first 15 seconds, unless the judges wanted to keep the audience in tears laughing at him longer.


It's been done - sort of - Celebrity Duets. Celebrities sang with real singers. Here's one clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLLOFa2h0PA

The funniest part of this show was Little Richard as one of the judges - never understood a word he said :wink:


Obviously they rehearsed the piss out of that song before they actually did it in front of the audience on the show. They all knew the parts that they would be singing. Never heard of this show being on, I don't watch tv, which is probably the reason for that. I'd like to see solo singers attempt entire songs though, a line here and a line there throughout a song isn't too revealing and challenging for anyone.