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Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02

StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02

I'm not much into them either - fun on bachelor parties and such - but one thing I can say is there are many decent women out there that happen to strip. So quite a generalization there.

Nay, the internet is practically free and you have more variety. Walking around with a woody for something you have no intention of banging is better done in the privacy of your own home (unless you're married, where, if you're popping, you better be stocking).

Eh, they're ok for a good time with a group of friends. The only time I've ended up at them is when there's been nothing going on in the usual bars and we don't wanna call it an early night, or special occasions like being on a trip with some buds, bachelor party, other special occasion etc. It's certainly nothing I'd ever make part of my agenda every time I want to go out and get a buzz goin. My first time in a strip club was last summer, happened to break up with my girlfriend across the street from the club and went there and blew off some steam. Since then, I went to a strip club tiwce in New Orleans with some buds and one other time a couple months ago when my bud and I were downtown and there was NOTHING going on.

I'm more into going to small clubs in Little Tokyo or Thai Town, where the hostesses dress in sarongs and cultural garb from time to time. Far more appealing than seeing bare pancake titties, midriffs covered in stretch marks or balloons of silicon.

yay!!!

I used to love going to see the Chippendales whenever they were in town!!

yay!

i think the human body is a work of art & there's nothing wrong in appreciating its beauty & sexuality.

I used to live with a dancer, so my views on the "normal" strip club experience are probably a bit different than most...

AlteredDNA wrote:I used to live with a dancer, so my views on the "normal" strip club experience are probably a bit different than most...

I see you're in Louisiana. One thing I noticed about New Orleans is there seemed to be a far greater number of "normal" strippers in the strip club compared to the two times I've been to our big one here, where they're all coked up and fucked up.

I actually ended up being by myself one of the nights I was there on a short trip back in December/early Jan because my one buddy got too drunk to go out and the other one's girlfriend made him go to bed at midnight. It being midnight on a short trip that was planned for fun I didn't want to throw the towel in, so I made sure my drunk buddy was alright after he passed out and stopped in at Rick's. I ended up meeting one of the girls at the bar around midnight. At first, I figured she was buttering me up to try and get me to blow a bunch of cash on whatever. But, we ended up chillin til like 4:30 and the girl was about as normal as you could ever expect a stripper to be. Bitch even gave me her number and e-mail address, lol. I guess I coulda banged her, but as normal as she seemed, I still don't think I'm gonna bang a stripper I just met, lolz.

Michigan Girl wrote:yay!!!

I used to love going to see the Chippendales whenever they were in town!!

Yay! Agree with ya there sistah, no funner girls night out! But the Thunder From Down Under are way better.

Never been to one so I really can't comment.

Nay.....and not just because I'm married, but because I don't get turned on by chicks taking off their clothing in front of a bunch of hard cocked strangers. Even before I was married, the only chick I wanted to see naked was the one that I was with and in the privacy of my own home. It's sacred to me all the way around and so I want to share and experience it with only one woman. That's just the way I've always been. But some of my friends actually start to just salivate at the sheer thought of going out to a skank club up in the city to see naked chicks. I knew a guy who dated a stripper once. What a fucked up trip that dude had. Holes punched in doors, desparate and confused jack-off sessions when she hadn't come home at night, you name it, this dude experienced it.

No its a prick tease, i got kicked out of the last one, its like going to a buffet with handcuffs on, unless you can get a lapdance for 20 bucks, and dont mind you own slime in your under shorts afterwards

stevew2 wrote:No its a prick tease, i got kicked out of the last one, its like going to a buffet with handcuffs on, unless you can get a lapdance for 20 bucks, and dont mind you own slime in your under shorts afterwards

LOL, get backroomed. There will be no slime in your undershorts.

steveo777 wrote:

stevew2 wrote:No its a prick tease, i got kicked out of the last one, its like going to a buffet with handcuffs on, unless you can get a lapdance for 20 bucks, and dont mind you own slime in your under shorts afterwards

LOL, get backroomed. There will be no slime in your undershorts.

I bet you liked getting "backroomed" fat ass

I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin

Thenightbull wrote:I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin

I like jizzhut and keeze movies better

stevew2 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin

I like jizzhut and keeze movies better

jizzhut?? to quote MG "i'am lmao"

Thenightbull wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin

I like jizzhut and keeze movies better

jizzhut?? to quote MG "i'am lmao"

im not kidding, type it in,check it out, Beshed likes the gay catagory

stevew2 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:I'd say nay i can get all the porn i want for FREE over @ x tube and for only two bucks over @ mr skin

I like jizzhut and keeze movies better

jizzhut?? to quote MG "i'am lmao"

im not kidding, type it in,check it out, Beshed likes the gay catagory

Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Either try to contribute something by hitting the donate button, or get the fuck out of here like your best friend JasonD.

StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02

Never been to a strip club, and never plan to. I smell the S.T.D from a mile away and have enough dignity to never step foot into such a place where women have no self respect and/or are on crack. End of story.

YoungJRNY wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02

Never been to a strip club, and never plan to. I smell the S.T.D from a mile away and have enough dignity to never step foot into such a place where women have no self respect and/or are on crack. End of story.

I have to take you to Landingstrip where you can see that there are nice clean stripjoints where you can actually enjoy yourself ,,, valet parking, great food and drinks and super nice friendly hot girls....

Behshad wrote:

YoungJRNY wrote:

StocktontoMalone wrote:Just wondering what you folks (male and female) thought about them...
Myself, I pretty much don't get the appeal. I'm 100% male, and have NO latent homosexual tendencies, so can it - Matt, Deano, Behshad, and Dan...lol. To me, if I can't have the real thing I don't want some waif-like coke whore shaking it in my face....I have been a couple of times...21st b-day, for instance....I also think it appeals to a certain type of guy. Guys that don't get attention that way in real life...and guys that think a women like that will want to be with them in the end. Anyway....that's my .02

Never been to a strip club, and never plan to. I smell the S.T.D from a mile away and have enough dignity to never step foot into such a place where women have no self respect and/or are on crack. End of story.

I have to take you to Landingstrip where you can see that there are nice clean stripjoints where you can actually enjoy yourself ,,, valet parking, great food and drinks and super nice friendly hot girls....

There's just something about hot chicks coming up, shaking their ass's in your face to earn a buck and then be done with us poor stooges that never got me to budge.

BTW: What's the story with JasonD? I saw his name come up couple times. I think I missed the story of the result that ended in his absence haha.

it was fun back in the day.i could care less now to go to one.

Nay.

But I just say that cuz I'm jealous-I wish I had the body of a stripper.

Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

Disturbing, but yet.. very..


..very true.

YoungJRNY wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

Disturbing, but yet.. very..


..very true.

Very true if you go there for sexual gratification. If you just go there to relax and have a fun time that is sure to produce some funny moments when you turn down the greedy ho's lookin to swindle you out of your money while you're drunk and/or watchng your too drunk buddy blow tons of money on a stupid stripper, it is well worth the occasional trip.

hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

Well i don't eat steak unless it's prime rib but yeah that's pretty much what a strip club is but not that disturbing

Ehwmatt wrote:

YoungJRNY wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:Here's the analogy I often use...

It is like going to your favorite steak house...

As you walk in, the air in the room is full of freshly grilling steaks. You notice the freezer of various cuts of meat, a size for any appetite.

You are escorted to your table and soon a nice person with an array of great looking steaks arrives from which to choose.

You pick that perfect steak, just the right cut and size. Thick, plump, juicy.

Unique to this restaurant is they even cook it to perfection right in front of you. Hmmmm. Looks good and smells great. Shit my mouth is watering!

Once it is cooked to your liking, they place it on a plate and put it right in front of you where you can get a great look and ooooo the aroma. You can just taste that first hot, juicy bite!

They hand you the silverware and just when you are ready to cut into that perfect slice of meat...they yank it away and say...ah ah ah! You can look, but don't even think about eating it.

Oh f me!!!!! Come on!

Then, comes the tab for the steak you never got to eat.

You then leave, a lot poorer and really hungry...and most likely head to McDonalds for a hamburger.

To me, this seems a bit like torture. Why do it?

Disturbing, but yet.. very..


..very true.

Very true if you go there for sexual gratification. If you just go there to relax and have a fun time that is sure to produce some funny moments when you turn down the greedy ho's lookin to swindle you out of your money while you're drunk and/or watchng your too drunk fun blow tons of money on a stupid stripper, it is well worth the occasional trip.

Yeah, but you could go anywhere and do that on a Saturday night whether it be the bar down the road from you or the nasty ass stank strip club you have to drive 50 minutes to. I've seen dudes act like total fuckin fools in a bar and spend money on hapless women who obviously didn't bring a penny to their name so they could prey on the hopeless jackoff that's going to spend over $70 dollars on a chick because of intimidation. Man, I could just kick these dudes in the face for being so retarded.