Craigslist is FULL of assholes!!!

Just had to share with you what I've been going through with some people from Craigslist. I'm selling one of my keyboards, and I've posted an ad for it 3 times over the last few months. Each time I do, I get emails from some scamming assholes! They always send something like "is the item still available". I respond with "Yes it is available. Do you have any questions regarding the item that I can answer?". This is what I get today in response...
Hello,
Thanks for the swift response, just to let you know that am okay with
the condition and price of the item, am ready for its purchase and my
form of payment..I will be by sending you certified Check via UPS next
day delivery. Pls take the item off craigslist so no other buyer can
ask about it.I'll be responsible for the pick-up and the pick up
money will be included in your payment to avoid delay and to enable
pick up company to schedule an appropriate time for the pick-up at
your location after check has been cashed,as i have other properties
to be moved along side with yours. I would have really love to come
for the viewing but due to my work frame that might not be
possible,but if you have the pics,i might want to have a good
look.Please do get back to me with your full name and address and Zip
code including your cell number so i can make out the payment.
Regards
Do I have "Dumbass" stamped on my forehead?
Sure buddy... I'll give you the name of my first born, as well as my social security number and driver's license... just in case you need those too! 
Hello,
Thanks for the swift response, just to let you know that am okay with
the condition and price of the item, am ready for its purchase and my
form of payment..I will be by sending you certified Check via UPS next
day delivery. Pls take the item off craigslist so no other buyer can
ask about it.I'll be responsible for the pick-up and the pick up
money will be included in your payment to avoid delay and to enable
pick up company to schedule an appropriate time for the pick-up at
your location after check has been cashed,as i have other properties
to be moved along side with yours. I would have really love to come
for the viewing but due to my work frame that might not be
possible,but if you have the pics,i might want to have a good
look.Please do get back to me with your full name and address and Zip
code including your cell number so i can make out the payment.
Regards
Do I have "Dumbass" stamped on my forehead?


