MR

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:01 pm**

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairp ... pposed.php

This Is Not How You're Supposed to Fly Out of Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQa ... r_embedded

A good Friend of Unfair Park, through a friend of a friend of a friend, just shot us this extraordinary video captured early yesterday morning at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Took place at the north toll plaza, which served as a launching ramp for one drunk driver trying to exit the airport in a hurry. DFW spokesman David Magana confirms: "The driver was, as you might guess, suspected of inebriation and investigated for such and arrested for such."

We also have fiery post-crash pics after the jump -- because after the driver went all General Lee, she got out and made a call on her cell, at which point the vehicle went boom. Hard to believe the "driver only suffered minor injuries," as Magana puts it. Oh -- and the toll-booth operator wasn't injured at all.

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:08 pm**

The comments are better than the freakin' video.

what's a mexicans favorite sport?...........cross country.

why doesn't mexico ever win the olympics?..............cause everyone who can run and jump is in the US.

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:09 pm**

Damn, Rick, were you in THAT big a hurry to get to lunch?
I don't think they're gonna run out of Whoppers, man, calm down next time.

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:13 pm**

Foggy Dewhurst was right. The Lord really does look after his idiots.

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:32 pm**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Damn, Rick, were you in THAT big a hurry to get to lunch?
I don't think they're gonna run out of Whoppers, man, calm down next time.

A man's gotta eat! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:57 am**

She should get a job as a crash test dummy. Wonder what her major malfunction was.....late for the nails appointment? Had to get back to the office to roll a few heads? Had an axe to grind with some of the men in the office about the glass ceiling?

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:01 pm**

The Sushi Hunter wrote:She should get a job as a crash test dummy. Wonder what her major malfunction was.....late for the nails appointment? Had to get back to the office to roll a few heads? Had an axe to grind with some of the men in the office about the glass ceiling?

They said she was drunk. She hit the concrete protector, and flew over a car that was leaving the lane next to her, her car rolled over and caught fire. She tried to get back into it. :shock:

She must have been hammered. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:52 pm**

Yeah, I know she was drunk, but I was thinking something precipitated her desire to be in such a fucking race out of the airport parking lot.

Posted: **Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:28 am**

The Sushi Hunter wrote:Yeah, I know she was drunk, but I was thinking something precipitated her desire to be in such a fucking race out of the airport parking lot.

She said she was rear ended, which caused her to do that, but I'm pretty sure they don't believe that.

MR

Drunk Driver Goes All General Lee Out of DFW

Drunk Driver Goes All General Lee Out of DFW