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My 'Come To Ohio ' Sales Pitch Thread

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:20 am
by Behshad
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:18 am
by ScarabGator
what amazing shit! My thread to SteveW2 about ladies gets locked yet all these "come to my ass" threads continue with no hand slappin'.....Hey B, hows it feel to be able to walk on water?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:24 am
by Behshad
ScarabGator wrote:what amazing shit! My thread to SteveW2 about ladies gets locked yet all these "come to my ass" threads continue with no hand slappin'.....Hey B, hows it feel to be able to walk on water?


Jesus .... Your thread didnt invite people to your state, it invited Stevew2 to your backyard,,,,something you couldve(shouldve) done over a PM ! :) ;)

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:25 am
by Since 78
ScarabGator wrote:what amazing shit! My thread to SteveW2 about ladies gets locked yet all these "come to my ass" threads continue with no hand slappin'.....Hey B, hows it feel to be able to walk on water?


If you really think about it, you might be able to answer that yourself.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:40 am
by ScarabGator
Since 78 wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:what amazing shit! My thread to SteveW2 about ladies gets locked yet all these "come to my ass" threads continue with no hand slappin'.....Hey B, hows it feel to be able to walk on water?


If you really think about it, you might be able to answer that yourself.


If I really think about it I dont give 2 shits.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:42 am
by Since 78
ScarabGator wrote:
Since 78 wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:what amazing shit! My thread to SteveW2 about ladies gets locked yet all these "come to my ass" threads continue with no hand slappin'.....Hey B, hows it feel to be able to walk on water?


If you really think about it, you might be able to answer that yourself.


If I really think about it I dont give 2 shits.


W

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:43 am
by ScarabGator
W?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:32 am
by mikemarrs
that broncogator looks mean....

how long do you think it'll be before orton and quinn screw up and tebow gets his shot?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:37 am
by ScarabGator
mikemarrs wrote:that broncogator looks mean....

how long do you think it'll be before orton and quinn screw up and tebow gets his shot?


a lot sooner than most think! Tebow is looking pretty impressive as a rookie!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:26 pm
by Ehwmatt
There is no finer state in the union. I love this state

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:30 pm
by Saint John
Ehwmatt wrote:There is no finer state in the union. I love this state


You need to travel more! :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:30 pm
by Ehwmatt
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:There is no finer state in the union. I love this state


You need to travel more! :lol:


Maybe so, but it's still the best. Fuckstick

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:32 pm
by Saint John
Ehwmatt wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:There is no finer state in the union. I love this state


You need to travel more! :lol:


Maybe so, but it's still the best. Fuckstick


:lol: Where were you at tonight? At a "Please, oh please, oh please stay, LeBron!" vigil? :twisted:

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:34 pm
by Ehwmatt
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:There is no finer state in the union. I love this state


You need to travel more! :lol:


Maybe so, but it's still the best. Fuckstick


:lol: Where were you at tonight? At a "Please, oh please, oh please stay, LeBron!" vigil? :twisted:


I wouldn't beg that fucker if his entourage held a gun to my head. I just went to a few bars. I actually wasn't planning on doing anything tonight, but then some friends I hadn't seen for a while called me. I was really beat/tired this week and kinda wanted to lay low. So much of rthat

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:36 pm
by Saint John
Ehwmatt wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:There is no finer state in the union. I love this state


You need to travel more! :lol:


Maybe so, but it's still the best. Fuckstick


:lol: Where were you at tonight? At a "Please, oh please, oh please stay, LeBron!" vigil? :twisted:


I wouldn't beg that fucker if his entourage held a gun to my head. I just went to a few bars. I actually wasn't planning on doing anything tonight, but then some friends I hadn't seen for a while called me. I was really beat/tired this week and kinda wanted to lay low. So much of rthat


You go out with Charlie or that other fucker? Heard from Colin yet? Next time I come down we're gonna go find that fucker and beat his sack with a wire brush. :lol: :evil:

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:38 pm
by Ehwmatt
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:There is no finer state in the union. I love this state


You need to travel more! :lol:


Maybe so, but it's still the best. Fuckstick


:lol: Where were you at tonight? At a "Please, oh please, oh please stay, LeBron!" vigil? :twisted:


I wouldn't beg that fucker if his entourage held a gun to my head. I just went to a few bars. I actually wasn't planning on doing anything tonight, but then some friends I hadn't seen for a while called me. I was really beat/tired this week and kinda wanted to lay low. So much of rthat


You go out with Charlie or that other fucker? Heard from Colin yet? Next time I come down we're gonna go find that fucker and beat his sack with a wire brush. :lol: :evil:


Charlie's in CA for work. I went out with some other dudes you haven't met yet. I ran into Colin last weekend and the weekend before and he was mortified. He knows he's a fuckin idiot. Cleveland's a small town man, you can't burn bridges. Fuck him. He better never need my help someday

Re: My 'Come To Ohio ' Sales Pitch Thread

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:31 am
by wastingbeerz
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Wow, I always sorta thought of Ohio as Pennsylvania's ugly cousin, I stand corrected. Really though, can you blame me for my original assumption, because my only real experience with Ohio is driving to concerts and Blossom and Cleveland, or picking up my friend in Warren. It seems like as soon as you hit the PA/OH border on the Turnpike, surroundings tend to get real bland real quick. My mistake.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:05 am
by StevePerryHair
As soon as you get to those ice pics of Ohio.......THAT'S when you lose me :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:08 am
by Behshad
StevePerryHair wrote:As soon as you get to those ice pics of Ohio.......THAT'S when you lose me :lol:


Says the person who used to love snow in her young days :P :lol:

Its part of the four seasons :) Not 1 season like where youre at now ;)

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:08 am
by G.I.Jim
StevePerryHair wrote:As soon as you get to those ice pics of Ohio.......THAT'S when you lose me :lol:


Damn, that looks like blood in that first ice picture! :shock: Maybe there's a body hidden in there? :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:11 am
by StevePerryHair
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:As soon as you get to those ice pics of Ohio.......THAT'S when you lose me :lol:


Says the person who used to love snow in her young days :P :lol:

Its part of the four seasons :) Not 1 season like where youre at now ;)

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We have seasons, but only about 2 of them :lol: And at least I don't have to move away from my family and kids and life long friends when I get old. They'll all be right here with me :wink: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:12 am
by WalkInMyShoes
G.I.Jim wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:As soon as you get to those ice pics of Ohio.......THAT'S when you lose me :lol:


Damn, that looks like blood in that first ice picture! :shock: Maybe there's a body hidden in there? :lol:


I think that's what they call CRYONICS in Ohio......

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:13 am
by StevePerryHair
G.I.Jim wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:As soon as you get to those ice pics of Ohio.......THAT'S when you lose me :lol:


Damn, that looks like blood in that first ice picture! :shock: Maybe there's a body hidden in there? :lol:


Maybe it's part of the cuyahoga river.... it's a rusty brown color in parts from what I remember :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:15 am
by Behshad
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:As soon as you get to those ice pics of Ohio.......THAT'S when you lose me :lol:


Says the person who used to love snow in her young days :P :lol:

Its part of the four seasons :) Not 1 season like where youre at now ;)

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We have seasons, but only about 2 of them :lol: And at least I don't have to move away from my family and kids and life long friends when I get old. They'll all be right here with me :wink: :lol:


That is true..... for now,,,
Once your kids realize that the'yre amongst the eldely , they WILL move away as soon as they turn 18 ;) :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:26 am
by StevePerryHair
Hmmmm BB, I could have sworn you said once you work somewhere employed with the elderly :P :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:31 am
by Behshad
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmmm BB, I could have sworn you said once you work somewhere employed with the elderly :P :lol:


there are elderly EVERYWHERE in the country,,,, but then they move to Florida to die :P :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:39 am
by StevePerryHair
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmmm BB, I could have sworn you said once you work somewhere employed with the elderly :P :lol:


there are elderly EVERYWHERE in the country,,,, but then they move to Florida to die :P :lol:


oh, I see...so when can we expect your arrival? I want to be sure to have the hole dug :twisted: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:42 am
by Behshad
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmmm BB, I could have sworn you said once you work somewhere employed with the elderly :P :lol:


there are elderly EVERYWHERE in the country,,,, but then they move to Florida to die :P :lol:


oh, I see...so when can we expect your arrival? I want to be sure to have the hole dug :twisted: :lol:


um,,,,probably in 50 years,,,, and Im sure at that point you have already seen the hole, dawg !:)

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:47 am
by StevePerryHair
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Behshad wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmmm BB, I could have sworn you said once you work somewhere employed with the elderly :P :lol:


there are elderly EVERYWHERE in the country,,,, but then they move to Florida to die :P :lol:


oh, I see...so when can we expect your arrival? I want to be sure to have the hole dug :twisted: :lol:


um,,,,probably in 50 years,,,, and Im sure at that point you have already seen the hole, dawg !:)


ok, but in that 50 years I will have gone on 50 more cruises and been to the beautiful beaches for sunrises and sunsets and not once had to fall on my ass on a piece of ice.... I'm pretty sure I can live with that :lol:

Re: My 'Come To Ohio ' Sales Pitch Thread

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:53 am
by Ehwmatt
wastingbeerz wrote:Wow, I always sorta thought of Ohio as Pennsylvania's ugly cousin, I stand corrected. Really though, can you blame me for my original assumption, because my only real experience with Ohio is driving to concerts and Blossom and Cleveland, or picking up my friend in Warren. It seems like as soon as you hit the PA/OH border on the Turnpike, surroundings tend to get real bland real quick. My mistake.


The area surrounding Blossom is pretty beautiful, but I'm not really sure which way you might come in from PA. But yea, that Warren/Youngstown/Canfield area where you cross over the border on the turnpike is so shitty. Depressed area, nothin to see.